A/N- This is my first time writing a story, I think I am very good at writing stories. I wrote it and my sister helped me, I know her penname on this site but I'm not telling you all because you'll go and molest her.
Disclaimer- I don't own Harry Potter, but I do love him. He's a real swell hot chick.
Chuck Children into the Fire
By Mini Willy Wonka
Once upon a time there were 10 children. All the children were awake they heard their parents Lily and James Potter talking about them. the parents said "we are poor and we have to burn our children one by one,"
So when the children went down the father grabbed Beerface and Ivonna Humpalott and threw them into the fire. Then he grabbed Austin by the neck and said "Groovy baby, I'm gonna chuck you into the fire real good." And then he got a little boy who called himself Dr Evil and threw him into the air and kicked him like a big football into the fire. "Goal!" He shouted.
The mother pulled Hermione down the stairs smacking her head against them and chucked her into the fire. The Father then got Draco and held him upside down, "No daddy, you're going to ruin my hairstyle!" he called. The Father went outside and climbed up onto the roof with Draco, then he dropped him down the chimney, laughing manically. The mother smelt dead burning carcasses. She pulled a little girl called Victoria, or Vicky for short down from her bedroom and spun her round, chucking her into the fire, she was now enjoying burning her children immensely. The mother and father pulled down another child, who was very fat, he was nicknamed Captain Underpants. Father grabbed him by the underpants and gave the fat boy a wedgie, then tossed him into the fire. His fat caught on fire easily.
When the father tried to grab Tidus and Harry, they ran away and jumped out the window and thankfully there was some smelly compost to break their fall. Then they ran away into the deep deep forest then sleeped there for three nights. Then they found a gingerbread house and Tidus said, "Oh goody, let's go in there. I heard there's a witch so we can cook and eat HER."
And Harry said, "Darling, I do think that's a good idea. Let's get married!" he says,
"Okay but first let's eat this gingerbread house"
They started to knaw on a candy cane but an old lady on a broom said, "hello dear children, would you like to come inside for tea?"
and then Tidus says "F you granny, I've just eaten the door!" then Tidus and Harry ran inside the house and started to eat everything. When the old Granny on the broom came in they realized she was a witch.
So Harry got a stick and started to poke her fat bum and said "Is it usually this wobbly?" then Tidus got a really big stick and shoved it up her bum. Then the Granny got out her magic wand and Tidus got out his sword which he nicked and then he chopped the Granny's legs and arms off and chucked her into the fire like their brothers and sisters had been thrown in. The children laughed watching her burning corpse in the flaming fire and started to eat parts of the chocolate wall. But they ate too much and the cottage started to rumble. Then the two children's stomach's exploded because they ate too much and their guts flew out onto the walls and the building collapsed on top of the corpses.
The end
Just remember children, never eat a gingerbread house, or your stomach could explode.
Ps. do not throw your children in fire
