Author's Note: I was bored when I did this so forgive me if there's errors. If it makes ye even chuckle though I did my job. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Project Justice or whatever. You can have my made up characters for five buck if ya want. I'm broke and selling everything!!

Rival SAGA Special: The Marriage Project

            "Okay class, today you are here because you've been chosen to participate, with or against your will, in a sexual education class…" said Hayato. "…Although it might be too late for some of you."

            Everyone looked at Tiffany.

"What?" she whined. "Every time someone says that they look at me!"

            "Anyway," said Kyoko. "Your first assignment will be a long term project."

"Since this is sex ed, will we have some hands-on exercises?" asked Kurow.

"Don't you think you've put your hands on enough exercise at home?" asked Yurika.

"Wouldn't you like to know?" he grinned.

"Pervert." She mumbled.

            "Okay, here's the project." Said Hayato. "Each one of you is to be married to a classmate for a month. You are to gain the real-life experience of being married."

            Hinata raised her hand.

"Can we pick our partners?"

"No. We contacted your parents and guardians and such and made partners for you."

            "This won't end well." Said Batsu. "Who knows what loony my dad set up for me?"

"I will admit. Parents are not usually good matchmakers for us." Said Kyosuke.

"Well I'm sure that you all will be matched accordingly." Said Hyo.

"Imawano-san, you have to participate too." Said Iincyo.

            Hyo laughed.

"Don't be silly. I can't have a wife. I'm too busy maintaining Justice Gakuen."

            "I regret to inform you Hyo but you have to participate too." Said Kyoko.

'THIS IS MADNESS!" He snapped.

"Amen to that, but you're the student and we're the teachers so sit down and shut up while we put you all together!" snapped Hayato as he took out a manila folder. He opened it. "Okay here are the couples as chosen, please save all complaints and whining for afterward."

            "Before we get started are there any questions?" asked Kyoko. Hinata raised her hand.

"Who marries Kyosuke?" she asked. Kyosuke rolled his eyes at that comment.

"Okay we read guys first, then girls." Said Hayato as he opened the folder. The room was dead quiet and everyone looked as if they were about to receive the death sentence, except the Imawanos and the Kirishimas who were strangely emotionless. Hayato cleared his throat and read the names.

"Okay here it goes:

                        Batsu Ichimonji and Hinata Wakaba

                        Eiji Yamada and Aoi Himezaki

            Both Edge and Zaki looked as if they were going to shank everyone in the room at the sound of their real names.

                        Gan Sekidou and Momo Karuizawa

                        Roberto Miura and Ran Hibiki

                        Shoma Sawamura and Natsu Ayuhara

            Both Shoma and Natsu opened their mouths to speak in protest but Kyoko's glare silenced them.

                        Bowman Delgado and Iincyo

                        Roy Bromwell and Akira Kazama

"Who?" mumbled Roy, who had just woke up.

"Go back to sleep." Grumbled Kyoko.

"Who?" said Akira. She spoke so quietly that Yurika could barely hear her and she was beside her.

"He's the gaijin boy." She whispered.

"Oh…" she said looking at him awkwardly.

            No one seemed to notice that Zaki and Edge had managed to slip out of the classroom.

                        Kyosuke Kagami and Yurika Kirishima

            She had barely finished reading it when everyone else in the room cheered. She then finished the list once they had quieted down.

                        Kurow Kirishima and Tiffany Lords

                        Hyo Imawano and Mayumi Sen

            She looked around.

"Well Hyo, it seems that your wife is not here." She commented.

"Just like in real life!" said Kurow.

"Shut up." Said Hyo. "If she isn't her then I don't have to do the project right?"

"Wrong." Said Hayato. "You'll just have to begin later."

            "Wait!" screamed Mayumi. "I'm here! I'm here!" She barged in and everyone stared at her. "Did I miss something?" she asked.

"Congratulations, you're married." Said Kyoko.

"Oh…shit…"

            Everyone cracked up at that. She sighed.

"So who is my husband?" she droned.

"Him." She said, pointing to Hyo.

"You?!" She stared at him, spacing out.

            "I can't believe I'm married to Yurika." Said Kyosuke.

"Maybe you should take this as an opportunity to give up pimping." Said Hyo.

"And maybe you should get rid of that apron that Kurow gave you."

"Oh be quiet."

            "Umi-chan are you okay?" asked Hinata as she waved a hand in front of her face. She had been frozen for ten minutes in that same spot. She slowly nodded.

"I…I need to lie down…" with that she fainted.

"You better do her now." Advised Kurow. "Because that's probably the only way you can get some action and not blow it."

            Hyo walked out stepping over her.

"Hey, you can't just leave your wife on the floor!" said Hinata who was kneeling beside her.

"Watch me." Said Hyo.

            "Look at him!" said Kurow. "Mr. Big and Bad scared of a girl."

"I'm not scared!" he snapped. He then turned and picked her up.

"Kyoko-sempai, I'm taking my…wife to your office. I'm sure she'll wake up."

            "Hey, can our spouse stay over at our house if we want 'em to?" asked Ran.

"Yes, we already have parental permission from all of you and I'm sure you all can behave yourselves."

            "Don't be too sure." Said Yurika looking at Kurow.

"Don't worry, I'll be good." He sighed. "In public anyway…"

"Don't I gat a say in this?" asked Tiffany. "I didn't want to marry him, I wanted to marry Roy and have an affair with Batsu."

"Eh?" Batsu perked up at that last part. Hinata clenched his arm she then glared at him.

"You do it and I'll castrate you!"

"Hina, you're hurting me…"

            She instantly got perky as she let him go.

"I'm sorry, Batsu-kun. I didn't mean to hurt you!"

"Right, sure ya didn't.."
            "Momo doesn't think that this came out right. Momo should be with Shoma, not gorilla woman." Said Momo.

"Why you—" Natsu was cut off by Shoma's laughter. "Oh you think that's funny?" she growled. "Laugh at this!"

            She promptly smacked him so hard that he fell out of his seat. He got up with a big red handprint on his face.

"Oh you wanna piece of me?" he yelled.

"I would but there's not enough of you!" she retorted.

"Well you can't stay at my house by the way, we don't have a barn."

"I'm sorry but I'm not in the mood to spend the night at a freak show." 

            "So Bowman, do you like kids?" asked Iincyo.

"Yes I do."

"You won't after you meet my siblings."

            "When I said I liked you I didn't expect for it to get pushed this far." Said Ran. "I'm a reporter I can't be tied down with a family!"

"Family?" said Roberto.

"Yeah, when I get married I wanna have kids…and a dog…and a house…and a pony…and a—"

"Ran-chan, I don't know about the pony but we can see about the kids…and the dog…and the house…and the python…"

"PYTHON?!" she exclaimed. "WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU WANT A PYTHON?! DON'T THOSE THINGS EAT PEOPLE?!

"Sometimes. I had one in Brazil. It was a baby though."
"How big are the babies?" she asked.

"Oh about 6 or 7 feet."

            Ran sweat dropped at the thought of her future kids playing with a giant man-eating snake.

"That's a big ass snake." She mumbled.

            "So your name is Roy?" aske Akira.

"I think, let me check." He said sleepily. He glanced at his watch. "It's too damn early to think!"

"It's almost three!" said Akira. "But you knew that with your watch and all."

"Maybe I should go to night school. I think better at night. What about you Akira?"

"I prefer to live each day with the most voracity possible."

            Roy stared at her for a moment before laying his head down and yawning.

"Do you stay up late?" she asked.

"No, I sleep at night too. I've got a game today too. You should go see it…"

With that he fell asleep. Akira sighed. This was going to be a long month.

"Momo is not happy! Momo doesn't even know you!" She snapped looking up at Gan.

"Aww, you're so cute. My mom will like you." Said Gan.

"Listen to Momo. Momo is not going anywhere with you! NO WHERE!"

            Gan promptly picked up Momo, put her over his shoulder, and walked out.

            Hyo sat beside the hospital bed in the office, watching over Mayumi.

"Is she okay?" asked Raizo. "I heard she fainted."

"Why did you set her up with me?" he asked dryly.

"Stop pretending you don't care about her. You're not like that, I know you better than most people."

"Maybe you don't. Maybe I don't care about her and maybe I have better things to do than some stupid project."

"What's wrong? Afraid you'll get cooties?" asked Raizo. "Not all girls are monsters, even if they look like it in the morning."

"Why did you choose me for her? Don't you think she'd be happier with someone who…who wasn't me?"

"Well actually I was going to set you up with Hina or Ayane…The only problem was that Hinata is scared of you and Ayane hates your guts, then she came in and she started asking about you and I thought if she gives a damn about you it's worth a shot. She's a really sweet person. I think you'll like her."

"Thank you."

"No problem. I'm always happy to force people to do something against their will." He then turned to leave and paused, looking over his shoulder. "By the way, she's staying with you in your dorm so make room."

"Wha—"

            Before Hyo could say anything, Raizo was gone.

"I think this is going well so far." Said Hayato. "If Natsu and Shoma don't murder each other in their sleep, this project can be used for the next class."

"Let's hope for no brainwashing." Hideo sighed. "God only knows that someone's gonna try it."

"Oh, don't worry, I'm sure everything's gonna be just fine and dandy." Said Kyoko.

"You're drunk aren't you?" said Hideo.

"Drunker than a 'mug!" she said as she took out a 40 and drained it.

"That's my kind of woman!" said Hayato.

            Kyoko burped in response.

                        And so it has begun. All of the dejected characters that you know and tolerate are happily, unconsciously or unhappily married…and there's nothing they can do about it for a month.