A/N: This is my bro and me. I'm the Seiryu dudes and my bro the Suzaku lot. Be prepared, cuz I don't know how this is gonna turn out. There'll probably be OOC-ness.
Disclaimer: We own nothing.
Nakago: Hotohori, give me a foot massage!
Hotohori: No way you malchik gey (gay boy [it's Russian)
Nakago: WTH?! You're gay with Nuriko!!!
Nuriko: What did he say? I'll kill your girl friend with your own bloody chi.
Nakago: Girlfriend? Who? Soi?
Soi: I WANT TO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!!! SO BADLY! I LOVE YOU NAKAGO!!!!!!
Nakago: Shut up, Soi.
Nuriko: yes! Soi! Who else? Tomo the homo?
Tasuki: Or Ashitare (everybody laughs)
Nakago: How dare you! I will not forgive you!
Soi: Tomo can never match up to my skills! Nakago shall only love me!!!! ME!!!!!!
Tomo: Nakago…darling…I love you, honey. PS, I am not a homo (well, I am, but who cares?)
Nakago: Tomo, go away. I don't like you, never have and never will. You're just not my type… Or Soi really…
Chiriko: Mitsukake, I don't feel so good
Mitsukake: don't come to me, go and puke in Nakago's cape.
Chiriko: OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nakago: WTH!? Go away, you don't know me. Hey! Chichiri's hat looks like a nice thing to puke in!
Chichiri: don't do it in my hat, do it on that perverted brat!!! Anyway I'm on your side
Suboshi: Who cares whose side he's on? Oh, and who's the perverted brat?
Amiboshi: Got a better idea – do it out the window!
Chiriko:I have a better idea I'll do it in Ashitare's mouth!!!
Ashitare: No way! If you do then that's just sad. Then again, you're dumb, a dumb little kid!
Suzaku lot: do it do it do it (Chiriko pukes in Ashitare's mouth)
Nakago: These people are more sick than I thought…hmm
Ashitare: blrugh! splutters
Tasuki: Nakago man, I thought you didn't like him.
Miaka: can you guys stop fighting?
Tamahome: yeah.
Yui: Oh, I thought you'd wanna get in on the fighting, Tamahome.
Tasuki:leave those two love birds alone
Miboshi: Perhaps you should get a girlfriend, Tasuki…
Tomo: Or…a boyfriend…muhahaha
Tasuki: Miboshi to let you know I hate girls, Tomo I'm not gay so shut the hell up or should I burn you? Didn't think so
Tomo: Don't burn me, I don't roast very well. cough Chichiri cough
Tasuki: okay that's it! I'm going to rip your balls off and shove them up your backside
Tomo: Of course you are. But not before I do!
Amiboshi: Tomo, he's not worth it.
Tasuki: I'm going to burn your butt off and stick it on Amiboshi since he wants some.
Amiboshi: WTH?! I want some? Want some what exactly? Honestly, you lot are sicker than us lot!!!
Tasuki: I'm saying you want a fight, rekka shin'en (fire)
Yui: You people! Stop this! You gay-Chinese-opera-man, twin and fire dude.
Tasuki: stop what? And if I was a fire dude I would of killed use lot by now.
Yui: But you are a fire dude, you shoot fire with your fan…Nakago, innit he's a fire dude
Nakago: Yep, he's a fire dude
Tasuki: if I was a fire dude I wouldn't be carrying a fan round.
Yui: Ah-hem, I just pointed out that you are a fire dude who shoots fire. LISTEN TO ME!
Tasuki: yeah but you didn't say the word shoots and fan together.
Yui: Actually I did. 'You shoot fire with your fan'. They are the exact words I said. So shut up!
Tasuki: sorry but read the script if you have one sissy girl.
Yui: I have, you obviously haven't. DUH!!!!!!!!! --
A/N: My brother can't be bothered to finish this…so just enjoy what you got outta him. I just don't think it'd be the same if I finished it alone.
