A/N: This is my bro and me. I'm the Seiryu dudes and my bro the Suzaku lot. Be prepared, cuz I don't know how this is gonna turn out. There'll probably be OOC-ness.

Disclaimer: We own nothing.

Nakago: Hotohori, give me a foot massage!

Hotohori: No way you malchik gey (gay boy [it's Russian)

Nakago: WTH?! You're gay with Nuriko!!!

Nuriko: What did he say? I'll kill your girl friend with your own bloody chi.

Nakago: Girlfriend? Who? Soi?

Soi: I WANT TO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!!! SO BADLY! I LOVE YOU NAKAGO!!!!!!

Nakago: Shut up, Soi.

Nuriko: yes! Soi! Who else? Tomo the homo?

Tasuki: Or Ashitare (everybody laughs)

Nakago: How dare you! I will not forgive you!

Soi: Tomo can never match up to my skills! Nakago shall only love me!!!! ME!!!!!!

Tomo: Nakago…darling…I love you, honey. PS, I am not a homo (well, I am, but who cares?)

Nakago: Tomo, go away. I don't like you, never have and never will. You're just not my type… Or Soi really…

Chiriko: Mitsukake, I don't feel so good

Mitsukake: don't come to me, go and puke in Nakago's cape.

Chiriko: OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nakago: WTH!? Go away, you don't know me. Hey! Chichiri's hat looks like a nice thing to puke in!

Chichiri: don't do it in my hat, do it on that perverted brat!!! Anyway I'm on your side

Suboshi: Who cares whose side he's on? Oh, and who's the perverted brat?

Amiboshi: Got a better idea – do it out the window!

Chiriko:I have a better idea I'll do it in Ashitare's mouth!!!

Ashitare: No way! If you do then that's just sad. Then again, you're dumb, a dumb little kid!

Suzaku lot: do it do it do it (Chiriko pukes in Ashitare's mouth)

Nakago: These people are more sick than I thought…hmm

Ashitare: blrugh! splutters

Tasuki: Nakago man, I thought you didn't like him.

Miaka: can you guys stop fighting?

Tamahome: yeah.

Yui: Oh, I thought you'd wanna get in on the fighting, Tamahome.

Tasuki:leave those two love birds alone

Miboshi: Perhaps you should get a girlfriend, Tasuki…

Tomo: Or…a boyfriend…muhahaha

Tasuki: Miboshi to let you know I hate girls, Tomo I'm not gay so shut the hell up or should I burn you? Didn't think so

Tomo: Don't burn me, I don't roast very well. cough Chichiri cough

Tasuki: okay that's it! I'm going to rip your balls off and shove them up your backside

Tomo: Of course you are. But not before I do!

Amiboshi: Tomo, he's not worth it.

Tasuki: I'm going to burn your butt off and stick it on Amiboshi since he wants some.

Amiboshi: WTH?! I want some? Want some what exactly? Honestly, you lot are sicker than us lot!!!

Tasuki: I'm saying you want a fight, rekka shin'en (fire)

Yui: You people! Stop this! You gay-Chinese-opera-man, twin and fire dude.

Tasuki: stop what? And if I was a fire dude I would of killed use lot by now.

Yui: But you are a fire dude, you shoot fire with your fan…Nakago, innit he's a fire dude

Nakago: Yep, he's a fire dude

Tasuki: if I was a fire dude I wouldn't be carrying a fan round.

Yui: Ah-hem, I just pointed out that you are a fire dude who shoots fire. LISTEN TO ME!

Tasuki: yeah but you didn't say the word shoots and fan together.

Yui: Actually I did. 'You shoot fire with your fan'. They are the exact words I said. So shut up!

Tasuki: sorry but read the script if you have one sissy girl.

Yui: I have, you obviously haven't. DUH!!!!!!!!! --

A/N: My brother can't be bothered to finish this…so just enjoy what you got outta him. I just don't think it'd be the same if I finished it alone.