Katie: … Now you've done it, Anime… How many times did you sit there listening to Charlie Daniels' "The Devil Went Down to Georgia", anyways?!

I: Um…. I think about… Um…

Ketia: -.- We don't want to know anymore… We can already tell…

Katie: You're telling me! I saw her looking at the lyrics, too! (sighes) How did we get stuck with her?

Ketia: Who knows…? And while you're comforting the now depressed Author in the corner, I'll say the disclaimer… Deal?

Katie: … Fine… (heads to a surprisingly dark and gloomy corner to cheer Anime up)

Ketia: Anime doesn't own Naruto in any shape or form… If she did, there would be yaoi, a blonde haired girl named Cira trying to kill Naruto, and Katie to try and stop Cira… Also, Anime doesn't own "The Devil Went Down to Georgia"… It's too good a song for her to mess up… Please enjoy this, Ahem…, sugar-high story…

Anime: (shouting from corner) I haven't had too much sugar today!!!

Ketia and Katie: … Anyways….

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"Um… M-Mister Devil, sir…" A lowly pink-haired demon came up as she shivered at the cool voice that 'Hn'ed for her to continue. "W-well…" She stuttered as she avoided her own emerald eyes from the obsidian ones that seemed to unemotionally watch her as if she was lower than dirt. When the demon saw, more like felt, irritation roll from the Devil, she quickly said, "We're behind on souls and were wondering if you-"Unfortunately for her, his piercing glare was shot at her. Poor bubble-gum hair had to run at that moment or risk being pushed into the flaming bottom of hell like her friend, Ino, was.

A few moments later brought the midnight haired devil to Georgia, wearing tight black leather pants, black boots, and a navy muscle shirt that showed off his well-developed chest. (I: Gag… Imagining this is making me sick… Katie: … Anime… You do realize you're making enemies with Sasuke fans… Right? I: … Crap…) He walked casually as his eyes glanced about. Sure, with his looks he'll be able to take home dozens of female souls with him. However, with all the previous times, he's learned better than to steal from annoying, clingy little wenches. The forehead billboard and blonde haired pig had unknowingly seen to that. It was then that his ears picked up a tune from a violin.

Following the rather cheery song, he came face-to-face with what appeared to be a heaven-sent angel. This caused a smirk to grace his pale, porcelain skin as he stood next to a hickory stump. "You're rather good… For a Dobe…" The devil spoke in a calm, sort of lazy manner, amusement in his eyes as the blond haired boy in front of him became riled up, setting blazing blue orbs upon him as he stopped playing. "Teme! The name's Naruto, not Dobe! And if you think you're so much better, I'd like to see you prove it…"

This caused an evil glint in his eye as the devil said, "Well… Naruto…" He watched as the boy shivered at his name called, "I'd love to… But why don't we make a deal? I'll wager a golden violin against your soul to prove I'm better than you…" Naruto looked confused, but merely shrugged it off as he said, "Whatever, Bastard… You start though…" This caused the midnight hair to sit upon the stump as he pulled out the most gleaming and magnificent fiddle man's ever laid eyes on. He then proceeded to take form as he pulled the bow across the strings, as it made an evil hiss. He then continued in a song that sent shivers down the human's spine. It was a diabolical song, in which every note sprang forth darkness and fear within the heart of man.

Once the devil finished, Naruto muttered, "You're not that bad for a bastard… But stay right there, and I'll show ya how it's done…" He pulled back the baggy orange sleeves of his hoodie, as he dusted off his dark blue jeans. He the stood up as he positioned himself, and it started like this… (Please imagine he's playing while these words are there…)

Fire on the mountain, run boys run…

The devil in the house of the rising sun…

Chicken in the bread pan, picking out dough…

Granny does your dog bite? No child, no…

This caused the Devil to look at the blond in utter annoyance as he laid that golden fiddle at his feet. His eyes turning icier as Naruto grinned and said, "Teme, just come on back, if ya ever wanna try again… 'Cause I'll tell ya now, you bastard… I'm the best there has ever been!" The devil took one last look at Naruto before he pressed his cold lips to the blonde's, walking away as he called out, "You talk too much, Dobe… And the name is Sasuke, not Teme or Bastard…"

Naruto blushed as he pressed his fingertips to his lips, looking away as he muttered, "That was my first kiss… Bastard Sasuke…"

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Katie: … The end result isn't that bad…

Ketia: Nope…

I:

Katie: Even though you did use part of the song…

I: It was my favorite part! Bite me…

Ketia: Heh… Think maybe you should make this one a multi-chapter story?

I: No… I think it's better as a one-shot….

Katie: … If Anime here gets a lot of reviews, asking for a continuation, me and Ketia here will make sure she does make this a multi-chapter story…

I: Dream on… No way!!!