Dissing the Not-So-Golden Trio and Voldemort
The Fraternizing Farting Dragon

Disclaimer: No, I do not own Harry Potter.

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Harry Potter is a freak

He was wanted as a kid

A gay lord wanted him dead

So he gave him an ugly scar on his head

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Hermione Granger is a slut

Sleeping with guys no matter what

This know-it-all didn't bother with a glove

That's why she's knocked up in the stove

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Ronald Weasley is gay

No matter what you say

His interest in girls is just a deception

While he tries to attract the boys' attention

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Lord Voldemort is actually Moldyshort

Because no one wants their penis up his ass

Let me tell you he's really gay

He had multiple orgy parades in his day

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I'd appreciate some reviews, thank you very much. That's all for the moment, but this isn't a oneshot.

The Fraternizing Farting Dragon