Dissing the Not-So-Golden Trio and Voldemort
The Fraternizing Farting Dragon
Disclaimer: No, I do not own Harry Potter.
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Harry Potter is a freak
He was wanted as a kid
A gay lord wanted him dead
So he gave him an ugly scar on his head
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Hermione Granger is a slut
Sleeping with guys no matter what
This know-it-all didn't bother with a glove
That's why she's knocked up in the stove
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Ronald Weasley is gay
No matter what you say
His interest in girls is just a deception
While he tries to attract the boys' attention
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Lord Voldemort is actually Moldyshort
Because no one wants their penis up his ass
Let me tell you he's really gay
He had multiple orgy parades in his day
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I'd appreciate some reviews, thank you very much. That's all for the moment, but this isn't a oneshot.
The Fraternizing Farting Dragon
