The Ballad of Relena-Bashing (And the Fight Over Heero)
Chapter One: Ode To Relena
By: Baka Girl
Heero was walking on the street one day, when Relena suddenly came out of nowheres and glomped him.
"HEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOO!! I HAVE FOUND YOU!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE TRYING TO AVOID ME!"
Heero glared at Relena and started walking home, Relena still glomped onto him.
Piece of shit stalker
I got a piece of shit stalker
That fuckin' pile of shit
Never gets me very far
My stalker's a big piece of shit
'Cause she drinks and is always fucking shot
And my pager's fucking broken
She threw it out the window
(She's a piece of shit)
I can't see why I can't get rid of her
'Cause I try to be a bastard to her
And she kinda smells real bad
'Cause she's too busy stalking me to take a bath
(She's a piece of shit)
(Piece of shit stalker)
Piece of shit stalker
(He's got a piece of shit stalker)
She sucks royal dick (Any but mine!)
(That fuckin' pile of shit)
100% crap
(Never gets him very far)
Oh fuck you stalker
She's got no damn boyfriend, she stalks me all the time
Whoever created that girl can lick my sweaty nut sack
(They can bite his ass too)
And I get no fuckin' privacy
She'm always way out of control
Eleven times a day I hear "HEEEEEROOOOO!"
(You fuckin' piece of shit)
(Piece of shit stalker)
I got piece of shit stalker
(He got a piece of shit stalker)
She can just kiss my ass
(That fuckin' pile of shit)
That pile of human shit
(Never gets him very far)
Oh what the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
To get stuck with you
You're too wide for me
And you smell like the shoe
But I'm too broke to hire security guards
So I think I will shoot you
Well the her eyes likes to flood
The girl always fuckin' stalls
And my clothe's got a big rip
'Cause she likes to grip on them a lot
(Ouch, ouch, ouch)
Plus the she always steals my coat hangers
I gotta use my front lawn
(What a pain in his ass)
And if a girlie sees my stalker
There's no chance I'll ever get her
(He never ever gets da pussy)
Hey shut up
(Piece of shit stalker)
You piece of shit stalker
(You got a piece of shit stalker)
You piece of shit stalker
(Piece of shit stalker)
Bald fuckin' breath
(You got a piece of shit stalker)
No class at all
(Piece of shit stalker)
Seven different encounters a day
(You got a piece of shit stalker)
Fucking rag for a patch on my shirt
(Piece of shit stalker)
She makes the sparks fly everywhere
(You got a piece of shit stalker)
(Piece of shit stalker)
(You got a piece of shit stalker)
(Piece of shit stalker)
Oh the whole town thinks I'm a loser
(You got a piece of shit stalker)
Cabby get me away from that girl!
(Piece of shit stalker...)
Finally, Heero got home, Relena still clinged onto him. He managed to walk up the stairs, and to the kitchen, where he shoved her in a fridge...
To Be Continued...
Chapter One: Ode To Relena
By: Baka Girl
Heero was walking on the street one day, when Relena suddenly came out of nowheres and glomped him.
"HEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOO!! I HAVE FOUND YOU!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE TRYING TO AVOID ME!"
Heero glared at Relena and started walking home, Relena still glomped onto him.
Piece of shit stalker
I got a piece of shit stalker
That fuckin' pile of shit
Never gets me very far
My stalker's a big piece of shit
'Cause she drinks and is always fucking shot
And my pager's fucking broken
She threw it out the window
(She's a piece of shit)
I can't see why I can't get rid of her
'Cause I try to be a bastard to her
And she kinda smells real bad
'Cause she's too busy stalking me to take a bath
(She's a piece of shit)
(Piece of shit stalker)
Piece of shit stalker
(He's got a piece of shit stalker)
She sucks royal dick (Any but mine!)
(That fuckin' pile of shit)
100% crap
(Never gets him very far)
Oh fuck you stalker
She's got no damn boyfriend, she stalks me all the time
Whoever created that girl can lick my sweaty nut sack
(They can bite his ass too)
And I get no fuckin' privacy
She'm always way out of control
Eleven times a day I hear "HEEEEEROOOOO!"
(You fuckin' piece of shit)
(Piece of shit stalker)
I got piece of shit stalker
(He got a piece of shit stalker)
She can just kiss my ass
(That fuckin' pile of shit)
That pile of human shit
(Never gets him very far)
Oh what the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
To get stuck with you
You're too wide for me
And you smell like the shoe
But I'm too broke to hire security guards
So I think I will shoot you
Well the her eyes likes to flood
The girl always fuckin' stalls
And my clothe's got a big rip
'Cause she likes to grip on them a lot
(Ouch, ouch, ouch)
Plus the she always steals my coat hangers
I gotta use my front lawn
(What a pain in his ass)
And if a girlie sees my stalker
There's no chance I'll ever get her
(He never ever gets da pussy)
Hey shut up
(Piece of shit stalker)
You piece of shit stalker
(You got a piece of shit stalker)
You piece of shit stalker
(Piece of shit stalker)
Bald fuckin' breath
(You got a piece of shit stalker)
No class at all
(Piece of shit stalker)
Seven different encounters a day
(You got a piece of shit stalker)
Fucking rag for a patch on my shirt
(Piece of shit stalker)
She makes the sparks fly everywhere
(You got a piece of shit stalker)
(Piece of shit stalker)
(You got a piece of shit stalker)
(Piece of shit stalker)
Oh the whole town thinks I'm a loser
(You got a piece of shit stalker)
Cabby get me away from that girl!
(Piece of shit stalker...)
Finally, Heero got home, Relena still clinged onto him. He managed to walk up the stairs, and to the kitchen, where he shoved her in a fridge...
To Be Continued...
