Winry came in and sat in a chair

She looked Ed down with her death glare

Naruto wanted attention so he jumped in her face

And almost sent her flying out into space

Now Ed has a crush on Winry so

He knocked Naruto out with just one blow

Hinata soon noticed and got her clan

Of mafia Hyuugas throughout the land.

Hyugas had a strange, but powerful eye

It was Byakugan- OH MY!!

There they are, Byakugan, there!!!

They'll stare you down in a powerful glare

Just as they were killing the one and only Ed

The Powerpuff Girls came, prepared to pump lead

Put my guy down!, Buttercup said

And with that, shot through his head.

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

good guys, dead guys, and people with some injuries

and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Now that the Hyugas were officially dead,

So grateful to the girls was Ed

But all of a sudden Naruto came

And did something really, really lame.

Here's to you! Unleashing his move!

And Rasengan came out... lack of groove

Blasted away the girls and Ed

And soon after that, it was presumed they were dead...

but no! up from the mass of blood

up sprang a second-rate pile of crud

Naruto was all tired out and started to run

But bumped into Inuyasha and he had a gun

He pointed it ad Crud, who gave him the finger

Naruto saw a teen and knew he couldn't linger

She gave a big fit and knocked him away

And then she got tired and went to the mall for the day.

But inside the store

Came out the door:

A deadly enemy

whoever could it be?

It was Ichigo, a great soul reaper

coming to the mall to make his sword cut deeper

But then got annoyed at a passing nerd

and slashed at the teen, not saying a word...

angels ate all of their boston cream pie

as the Chosen One descended from the sky

He then stabbed Ichigo which in turn would deliver

A wound as big as the Columbia River.

Ichigo started laughing at the pain

And pretty soon he was insane

The Chosen One saw that he was going to escape

And stopped him with a piece of adhesive tape.

Tis' is your judgement, he loudly boomed

For a moment, Ichigo was definetely doomed

But then all of a sudden, what came from his belt

a few dozen snowballs, ready to pelt.

After a few moments, of icy wrath

The chosen one had started to laugh.

You think you'll hurt me!? In his face a snowball;

he summoned Sakura, not merciless at all...

Who summoned Sasuke who said he'd quit

And left Kakashi to handle it

Then the Spice Girls, Oprah, Charlie Brown,

Diddy and the Kitten Who Was Never Found,

King Henry the Third, King Charlemagne

the King of Selling Crack Cocaine,

President Clinton and a manatee

and that Creepy Guy Who Was in SAW 3

all came out so very fast

And kicked the Chosen One in his ass.

It was the bloodiest battle going under

with townsfolk looking on in wonder.

Now look at this, look over here!!!

No, don't point the camera at my rear!!!

The winner is Hatake Kakashi

Yes, he is the winner- YIPPEE!!!

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