Winry came in and sat in a chair
She looked Ed down with her death glare
Naruto wanted attention so he jumped in her face
And almost sent her flying out into space
Now Ed has a crush on Winry so
He knocked Naruto out with just one blow
Hinata soon noticed and got her clan
Of mafia Hyuugas throughout the land.
Hyugas had a strange, but powerful eye
It was Byakugan- OH MY!!
There they are, Byakugan, there!!!
They'll stare you down in a powerful glare
Just as they were killing the one and only Ed
The Powerpuff Girls came, prepared to pump lead
Put my guy down!, Buttercup said
And with that, shot through his head.
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, dead guys, and people with some injuries
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Now that the Hyugas were officially dead,
So grateful to the girls was Ed
But all of a sudden Naruto came
And did something really, really lame.
Here's to you! Unleashing his move!
And Rasengan came out... lack of groove
Blasted away the girls and Ed
And soon after that, it was presumed they were dead...
but no! up from the mass of blood
up sprang a second-rate pile of crud
Naruto was all tired out and started to run
But bumped into Inuyasha and he had a gun
He pointed it ad Crud, who gave him the finger
Naruto saw a teen and knew he couldn't linger
She gave a big fit and knocked him away
And then she got tired and went to the mall for the day.
But inside the store
Came out the door:
A deadly enemy
whoever could it be?
It was Ichigo, a great soul reaper
coming to the mall to make his sword cut deeper
But then got annoyed at a passing nerd
and slashed at the teen, not saying a word...
angels ate all of their boston cream pie
as the Chosen One descended from the sky
He then stabbed Ichigo which in turn would deliver
A wound as big as the Columbia River.
Ichigo started laughing at the pain
And pretty soon he was insane
The Chosen One saw that he was going to escape
And stopped him with a piece of adhesive tape.
Tis' is your judgement, he loudly boomed
For a moment, Ichigo was definetely doomed
But then all of a sudden, what came from his belt
a few dozen snowballs, ready to pelt.
After a few moments, of icy wrath
The chosen one had started to laugh.
You think you'll hurt me!? In his face a snowball;
he summoned Sakura, not merciless at all...
Who summoned Sasuke who said he'd quit
And left Kakashi to handle it
Then the Spice Girls, Oprah, Charlie Brown,
Diddy and the Kitten Who Was Never Found,
King Henry the Third, King Charlemagne
the King of Selling Crack Cocaine,
President Clinton and a manatee
and that Creepy Guy Who Was in SAW 3
all came out so very fast
And kicked the Chosen One in his ass.
It was the bloodiest battle going under
with townsfolk looking on in wonder.
Now look at this, look over here!!!
No, don't point the camera at my rear!!!
The winner is Hatake Kakashi
Yes, he is the winner- YIPPEE!!!
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