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~Jaws POV~

I was swimming when I saw a girl in the water. She looked delicious. Delicious like a big hunk of medium rare strip steak. Unless your a vegan. Then she looked like a big hunk of grass.

I swam up to her and nommed on her leg.

"ah" she said.

The water turned as red as Sasuke's sharingan eyes. She kicked her legs wildly. I bit down again on her knees. Knees are like the bacon of sharks. Unless you'r a vegan, Then theyre the kale smoothie.

She was yelling really loudly so I pulled her underwater and ate her.

~~~Le Time Skip~~~

I swam through the water. My stomach was full but my heart was not. I felt like something was missing from my life...something….sensual. (AN: N-NOSEBLEED! *_*)

~~~~*~brodys POV***~~~

I was sitting down with my wife and kids for dinner. I cared a lot for my wife but I just feel like the spark is gone. There's no...excitement. Every day... is the same. I wanted something new. Something...dangerous….

THE NEXT DAY….

I heard there was a dead body on the beach so i went there. When i got there I saw the dead body there. Her legs were all bloody and her knees were gone. Oh my god I thought.

I couldn't believe what I was seeing. I had to get to the Police station right now.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~jaws POV~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I saw a handsome man with a receding hairline walk up to last nights dinner. He looks so tasty but he didn't come close to the water. I felt dissapointed. I wanted to eat him. Was that why my heart felt so warm? Was my pulse racing because he looked like the perfect pray?

Latter when i was swimming in the water my heart still burned. What is this feeling ?

~~~~~~~~~~~Brody pov~~~

I was in the room later looking at the dead girl. She had a blanket on her. An orangette walked in. He had lucious flowing beard locks. "I am hooper'' he said.

" hi I am Brody" I replied. "let me see the body" the man replied. ''ok" i replied He lifted up her blanket and looked disgusted. "a shark did this" he replied, "you can tell by the bite marks around the knees"

"A shark? i asked. "we have to close the beach's!" "o.k." Hooper replied.

We went to tell the mayor that there was DANGER in the water. "we have to close the beach's!" Me and Hooper said. "NO!" replied the assh*t mayor. "I like money."

"I will have people catch that shark" replied the mayor. "OK said Brody."

~~~~~~~~~~~JAWSPOV~~~~~~

I noticed a bunch of stupid baka humans trying to catch me. 'TCH' I thought, 'Im smarter than all of those idiots!"

***to be Continued…****