Prologue
December 1st, 2013. Somewhere in cyberspace...
bandit: I'm telling you, gold has less value than steel! What do people need more of? Steel. Therefore, gold is not needed as much and is worthless.
last: Because of the scarcity of gold-
bandit: lah, lah, lah, I don't want to hear any of your Commie ideas.
Me: Are you fighting again? bandit, shut up. Last is right.
last: Thank you.
bandit: Aww, why do you always side with last?
Me: Because I feel like it.
bandit: ...Whatever. What do you want?
Me: We're gonna go see "Frozen"!
last: The Disney movie?
bandit: The BABY Disney movie! I'm not coming.
Me: Too bad. Get over here. *Grabs bandit and last and they head out the door*.
bandit: *screaming bloody murder* Help! Bloody murder!
Me: Wait, that makes no sense. Who has been murdered in a bloody way?
bandit: Oh, yeah. British idioms suck!
Me: yeah, whatever. C'mon.
*Two hours later*
Me: That was a pretty good movie. I'm impressed.
last: Me too.
Me: Dude, we all know you wanted Anna. That's why you're so upset because she has a boyfriend. Who isn't you.
last: Well, uh, what about, uh, bandit? He's got the hots for Elsa!
Me: Don't be ridiculous! This is bandit we're talking about. He's the guy who spoils endings without saying spoiler alert!
last: Like Wikipedia?
Me: Exactly like Wiki-hang on. Where is bandit anyway?
They search. Bandit is found looking at the "Frozen" movie poster.
me: Uh, bandit? Why do you like that poster so much?
Bandit: I don't! Wh-what are you talking about? Why do y-you like it?
Me: I don't like the poster. I like the movie. Are you OK? You sick?
bandit: ...maybe.
Me: OK, let's take you home.
A/N: Hey, guys! So, yeah, I decided to do a Frozen story. Diversify. go me! So, anyway, I went ahead and drew from some forum activities (the secrets...they are so real!) to create this Elsa x OC. Why not? Anyway, OC is mine. After story is mine. Everything else is Disney's. I actually thought Frozen was a good movie, believe it or not. All right, so next chapter: We may get to see Elsa. I dunno. If I feel like it. Review, do all that other stuff. See ya!
