Disclaimer: Hey, if you sent me money belonging rightfully to Rumiko
Takahashi or whoever, then I never got it and the positive balance in my
bank account is purely a coincidence. On the other hand, robbing from a
dead guy like Zelazny is beneath me.

Cat Killing Punch - a spamfic

Ranma steadied himself as the pole he was standing on shook, making
minute adjustments in his balance. He looked down into the pool, wondering
where his father was. "Oi! Oyaji! Are we done already?"
All that answered him was a gurgling sound and a few burbles as air
rose from the pool. Ranma was starting to get worried. He was just about to
jump in to look for his father when the pool erupted in a burst of water.
What came out of the pool was a giant Panda.
Needless to say Ranma was not taking it well. After his initial scream
of surprise, his eyes opened wide, and he pointed at the Panda who had
taken a stance on it's back paw, going into what seemed like a praying
mantis position. Needless to say he was almost completely speechless. "W-
what... wh..why...?"
The guide looked up, "That is Shonmaoniichuan, the spring of the
drowned Panda. A very tragic tale that. Tragic legend of Giant Panda that
drowned there two thousand year ago. Now whoever fall in spring take body
of Panda!"
Ranma was way too busy to pay any attention to this explanation as the
Panda flew towards him. Ranma avoided the beast's strikes as much as he
could, given his brain was almost completely locked at the moment. It was a
good thing that his body was reacting on automatic, because he would have
surely been tossed into a pool.
People who work in slaughterhouses know that there is a spot on an
animal's forehead to be found by drawing an imaginary line from the right
ear to the left eye and another from the left ear to the right eye. They
aim the killing blow an inch or two above the junction of this X. Ranma's
father had taught him that. He didn't work in a slaughterhouse (or at all
if he could help it). He'd been trying to overcome the side effects of the
Cat Fist by teaching Ranma that he was far more dangerous than any mere
animal.
The result had not been entirely successful, but it had resulted in
Ranma learning one special technique, cunningly devised by his father, to
deal with attacks by wild animals.
Like, for example, a giant Panda springing out of a hiding place to
attack him.
"CAT KILLING PUNCH!!!"
Genma had a momentary regret about teaching his son that technique.

Author's notes.
I watched Blazing Transfer Student. I read Trumps of Doom. I don't
like Genma Saotome very much.
That's all.