Sam? Nice? Pshhh... No such thing.
You're sitting on the balcony.
.
The breeze is gently tangling your long blonde hair,
but the weird thing is,
you don't mind.
.
It's actually pretty soothing.
.
Hmmm…
.
You could stay out here forever.
.
It's perfect.
.
Below you is the madness and noise
of downtown Seattle.
.
But up as high as you are,
everything is still.
.
You feel like you are on the top of a mountain.
.
It feels nice.
.
You can see all the way across town.
.
It's nice.
.
And weirdly enough,
you like it.
.
A horn blares somewhere in the night,
and someone drives by, blaring tacky music.
.
But you can hardly hear it,
so you don't mind.
.
It's strangely nice.
.
You don't know why you're out here.
.
It's a mystery,
even to you.
.
And guess what…
.
It's actually kind of soothing,
and, dare I say it…
.
Nice.
.
You wish you were as nice as this chilly October evening.
.
Maybe then,
no one would call you abusive.
.
They wouldn't say you are abrasive.
.
No.
.
They would call you something infinitely more desirable.
.
They would call you…
.
Nice.
.
Yeah,
you like the sound of that word.
.
It just rolls off your tongue.
.
It reminds you of the twinkling stars in the sky.
.
It's like the distinct smell in the air;
the smell only Seattle could produce.
.
A mix of smog and rain.
.
It's different…
.
Maybe even,
nice.
.
Just like you could be.
.
But you're Sam Puckett.
.
You can't be nice.
.
Nice?
.
Pshhh…
.
You don't know the meaning of the word.
.
So,
as you sit on that surreal,
still balcony,
.
you decide to save the
nice, non-abrasive thoughts
for when you're up here.
.
Because, you will only be
nice
when you are someplace
nice.
.
And you like that idea.
.
Because,
you don't want to be abusive
or abrasive.
.
You just want to be…
.
Nice.
.
But you can't.
.
You're Sam Puckett.
.
You don't do
"nice".
.
No where but here,
at least.
.
(A/N: What do you think? I've never done an iCarly fanfic before, but this idea hit when while i was listening to this really awesome song "Hello Seattle" by Owl City. Check it out, it's a really good song=] haha. Well, please Review. I want to know how you like this. It's different from anything I've ever written. Thanks =] )
