S'up, DxD fandom...

Ifd you're reading this, I shall thank you for having interest in this story, the story that shall tell the story of one of the biggest dicks in DxD universe: Diodora. I dunno, I felt like writing a story about it. All of my stories have been talking about heroic stuff or at least in the anti-hero side of the scale. But then I got bored, and wanted to write a complete bastard protag. Since I couldn't on my own, I decided to pick this canon dick and write a story about him. Seems like its the norm with issei, so why not Diodora?

A little warning, though: This story contains minor character bashing. Fans of rias, Akeno, Issei and co. be warned! Also, this story will have a harem for old diodora. And not a mostly original harem. Second warning... Warned.

As always, dxd doesn't belong to me.


I, Diodora Astaroth, am dead...

Or so that cursed Shalba and the Khaos Brigade wanted people to believe.

Turns out, that devise mr. Holier-than-thou-I-can-defeat-the-Gremory-ground used to kill me didn't... Kill me, instead teleported me to a random location, away from the eyes of the Current Satans and everybody who ever knew the name of Diodora Astaroth. He probably spared me due to my connection with Big bro Ajuka and all the informations I have about his inventions, or maybe he wanted to torture me before finishing me off, or maybe he thought I was cute and wanted to force me to participate in one of his gay orgies with that Blasted Creuserey and other guy with the giant dildo-spear whose name literally means 'Fuck'. I dunno, nor care, the thing is...

I lived, bitch!

Curse you, Gremory and Red Dragon Emperor, pushing me away to achieve true happiness. Asia was on the palm of my hand, yet that filthy dragon had to stick his nose in our love affair, destroy everything that I build with my own hard work and charisma and expose me as a traitor! Who the hell he thinks he is?! So his master can manipulate to make him and the rest of his peerage think she saved them, but when I, the great Diodora Astaroth, do the same, I am the villain?! Talk about double-standards!

But I need to calm down, and I need to focus. I am alive. Stripped from anything besides my clothes, but I'm alive. Nobody but me and Shalba knows this, so as long as that cursed buffoon doesn't spit up my current condition, I can hang low and ascend again. The effects of Ophis' snakes in my body probably wore off after the shock, so I'm as good as any high-class devil. Correction, I'm better than any high-class devil, even! But now, without peerage, support, big bro Ajuka or even the so called Khaos Brigade. Psh! No matter, I'm gonna do what I have been doing this whole time: deceive people into getting me stuff! It worked with holy maidens and nuns for a while, so no reason why it won't work now!

That's it, I might be 'dead' now, but just you wait, sekiryuutei! I shall be like a snake, you won't see me even coming, and when I strike, it'll be too late! All I need to do is adopt a new name and ascend to where I originally, and rightfully should, stand. And then, I will strike you, sekiryuutei! I shall destroy everything you love and break Asia right in front of your eyes! I'll retrieve my Asia, and make the rest of those Gremory bitches my slaves as well, and break them too in front of Red Dragon Emperor! And I'll force him to watch as I rape his whores, and the. Make him EAT. HIS. OWN. UNDERWEAR!

Like I said before, I need to calm down first, put myself in the current situation, and from here, glory and stuff. I can't be reckless and have everything stolen again. Fortunately, the underworld is probably under attack again, so no reason to search for me, a presumedly deadman, which means I'm up to an anonymous start.

I looked at the sky, and then my surroundings. No doubt I'm still in the Underworld, and if that cursed moon is right, of course it would be since my dear big bro Ajuka was the one who invented it, I'm far away from the line of the Gremory territory. Still in known area yet away from my enemies, a good start. First things first, I need to discard my previous identity. As far as anyone knows, Diodora Astaroth is dead, so I need to erase this appearance of mine. Maybe if I slick my hair like this... Then put some dirt on it... Great, now I look like Big bro Ajuka. No complains, it's a wonder why he didn't marry yet, but looking like an Satan might blow my cover fast. I'll have to avoid the public eye for a while, then. Next, my clothes.

Curses, as much it pains me, I'll have to discard those! My prized possessions, clothes that I treasure as much as my... Other achievements. Damn it, I already had to rag and rip them apart so that I could look 'helpless and needy' for those stupid sexy nuns but it was because big bro would always mend them back, to get rid of them for good... With a heavy sigh; I discarded all of my clothes, including the scarf mom gave me, and set them on fire. No evidences, nor body. I was dead. Curse you, Gremory. For this, I'll flay her faggot knight and that other creepy half-breed and make a scarf out of their skin for her to wear while I rape her brains out...

Naked, nameless and ashamed, now I know how my bitches felt, and it isn't that good the other way around. Now, what can I do? Judging by the place, I'm in the commoner part of the underworld, and nobody here probably ever saw a noble such as myself. Good, very good. With that in mind, I wondered around this forest by myself, also using some magic so that no one could detect me as the Astaroth heir, and soon enough, I found a river. A river that runs down even further from the Gremory territory, and down there, a small village. Excellent! Excellent indeed! Those foolish commoners probably don't know how I am... Was, so I'll just have to play dumb and blend with them to rest and assemble ideas while running from my previous affiliates! Diodora Astaroth, you need a pat on the back!

However, a guy like me, running down a river for no reason will be too much suspicious. I need something else to confirm my presence. And then it hit me... I can always have a scar or two more. All for the cause, Diodora, all for the cause. I found the largest and sharpest rock around and, taking a deep breath, smashed my hand on it! Blood flew everywhere, tinting the river where I stand crimson while I lose control and sense on my right hand. Great, now, the worse part comes... With equal determination, I smashed my head next, and the seizure that resumed soon after did the job. I fell on the river, and let the river carry me downwards. Tch, petty shit, I did worse, much worse, for a filthy nun who wasn't even a fucking virgin, this ain't nothing for Diodora Astarot-...!

*BAM!*

Fuc-... -king rock in the middle of the river!

But anyway, I finally did it. My limp body got carried all the way down to the river next to the small village, and then I was spotted by a beautiful blond girl, who came to my aid and to carry me away from the river. Oh, this takes me back from my first victim, and how that helpful hand and gentle smile became one of my favorite toys to break. She blushed seeing my naked beautiful figure, probably also the scar in my chest, and then touched her head on it to probably hear my heartbeat. I faked my best impression as a accident victim to turn to her...

"I'm... Hurt. Please... Help me." I whispered as she wimped for my sudden movements. She was scared, but then softened her expressions seeing how I was an undead. She touched my neck, and sighed in relieved. "Please... I don't want to die... Please, I beg you, have mercy..."

"O-Okay! J-Just... Hang on! I'll bring some help!" Ah, such innocent and naive stare and helpful and kind words. Just thinking about how I'll break those and make her plea in despair is promoting my pawn into a bishop! But, wow, calm down Diodora, you'll have plenty of time to do this when you get back in full health. She started to stroke my face, coloring her yellow simple robe with my crimson blood. She called turned to a random direction and turned back to me. "Don't worry! Help is on the way! You'll alright Mister... Uh..."

"D-Diod-...!" Wow, stop there! First, my name should never, ever, be used by those lowly commoners, and second, if I say anything further, there goes my plan out of the window like an animated fallen angel! But damn, I didn't think this through! Now what?! I need a name way unlikely, but also harmless! A name that won't snitch me, and make people see I'm up to good. Think, Diodora, think! "I-I mean... My name is... Is... Uh... Griffith D. Pazuzu."

Fucking nailed it!

"Alright! Sir Pazuzu! Just hang on! The wound doesn't seem that deep! We'll make the pain go away! Just... Stay with us!" She continues to plea, while I could hear steps coming closer for my aid. She probably didn't notice, but I smiled. A smile that marks my rebirth...

Yes, like a Phoenix, this is my rebirth! Crueler, smarter and faster! No longer I'll commit the same mistakes from before! Just you wait, Gremory and peerage, because Diodora Astaroth lives right under thy nose now! As long as I live, you'll have to live with this curse, the curse that none of you will notice before it's too late! Live, laugh, enjoy while you can, because one day, my judgement will descend upon you, and I, the heir of the clan that spawn the current Beelzebub, will rise and take everything from you, like you did to me! The women will bow to my desire, the men will perish!

Wait for me, Gremory. Wait and see the curse your love for your filthy servants be their despair and downfall, and your own as well!

Wait for me, Asia. Wait and become what you should've become by my side, as all that you thought you loved crumbles, and I rise as your only love and lust for all eternity.

And wait for me, Sekiryuutei. Wait and see what happens when an Astaroth marks you as your enemy. I shall destroy everything you love, and make you beg that you were facing Great Red instead!

Just you all wait. You shall all pay. You shall all suffer. You shall all b-...

*BAM!*

"Ow!"

"Dad! Be careful with sir Pazuzu!"

"Sorry, hun. Slippery fingers!"

...

You will see...

You will ALL see...


And so it begins, with title drop also! Hope you all enjoyed and had fun and, mostly, expectartions for this fic!

But before we continue, some warnings:

1 - This is not a redemption fic, and It won't ever be. Diodora is a bastard, a molester and total scum. Which is why I picked him for this fic and my own writing. Go to the harry potter or Inuyasha fandom if you want complete bastards redeemed.

2 - I did say it was going to be a mostly canon fic, but some girls from other series might appear. But I'm not of a complete person who lacks the skills to write completely original characters, so it'll more of a 1/2 scale for original members and other sources.

3- OP diodora? Maybe. Scum and manipulative diodora? Definitely. Remember, this guy corrupted the biblical equivalent of a Belieber, so it's probably not too hard to believe in some of the stuff that he might pull. C'mon guys, this is the dxd fandom, what is the limit of the dastardly a writer can reach just to make his oc cool.

4 - Thanks for your interest, and I hope you liked the story. Greetings~.