The Girl: Kat
The Date: 21st of December

The Note: This is based off the story "Ways to Annoy Eragon". THIS IDEA IS ONLY MODIFIED BY ME. The ways are mine but the whole story idea was the author's.

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32 Ways to Annoy Troy Bolton

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1. Lock him in a room with Ryan AND Sharpay.

2. Constantly ask for an autograph.

3. Repeatedly say "Are you Yoda?" are any other fictional character.

4. Point out that his life is a Disney Movie.

5. Tell him you know everything about him because you've read his autobiography.

6. Insist that Gabriella died.

7. Then fake cry or sneeze on his face.

8. When he's about to make the winning throw and the crowd is silent, make a farting noise.

9. Then yell "Sorry!" precisely after it.

10. Tell his math teacher he has a hearing problem so that whenever she talks to him, she screams in his ear.

11. Tell Gabriella he's made out with 50 girls and he wants her to be the 51st.

12. You can also mention that he likes it better drunk and with funny cat ears on.

13. Ask how many meals a day he eats.

14. Or any other stupid question.

15. Ask if Miley Cyrus is his cousin.

16. Before he answers, say "She's not a virgin you know."

17. Poke him in the back of the neck repeatedly.

18. Burst into tears walking right next to him, then scream, "But you promised me I'd be the first one Saturday night!"

19. Then run away

20. When he asks you about it, pretend you have no idea what he's talking about.

21. Report him for sexual harassment.

22. Write a love note and sign it by Taylor.

23. At any random point in time, look at him, gasp, and scream "EW!"

24. Do this in public, especially.

25. Ask if Gabriella wears a padded bra.
26. Ask what color too.

27. Steal his dog, and then replace it with a basketball with a dog's face painted on. When he asks what happened to Sammy, insist you don't see anything wrong.

28. Ask what "to make love" means.

29. Then ask what the factory name is.

30. Dress exactly like him, and then mimic every word he says.

31. At the end of the day, loudly sing "We're All in This Together" to symbolize the end.

32. We swear he won't recall ever singing such a stupid song.

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End Note: Haha! That's it. I like reviews, the more, the merrier!

Merry Christmas, by the way! My story will be posted the 24th.

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