Yet another new story. As per the summary, a series of letters from minor characters. There will be no filler characters, post-Aizen characters or Hitsugaya. First up is Yumichika.


How's it doing, my fabulous fanfiction-ers?

I gotta admit, I'm kinda peeved at Kubo-sensei for not making me the main character! Ichigo's not as fab as I am, so why is he the one saving the world while I get knocked out with a ball-o-spit? I'm too fabulous for this measly role! In fact, there should be a new series that stars me! For lack of a better name, let's call it the Fabulous Adventures of the Fabulous Yumichika Ayasegawa! Of course, all I'd do is go around being abso-positively fabulous, but that beats seeing Reina de Rosas any day! Why would such an ugly guy get such a cute name? "Charlotte Chullhorne" would be more suited to any plain Jane than him any day! And "Queen of Roses"… more like "Drag Queen of Ugliness". That guy who fought Hisagi had some fabulous hair… I wouldn't have minded if his name was something cute too…

Enough about that. The point I want to get across today is that I'm fabulous, but the attention on me isn't fabulous enough. So what does that mean? Put some more of that spotlight on me! But with some conditions:
a) Not with a me/Ikkaku pairing
b) Not with any pairing involving me (I'm too fab for love)
c) Not in a un-fabulous story
d) It had better be fabulously awesome.

That's all from me. Hope you take my fabulous words on board~

Love to my lovelies,
Yumichika Ayasegawa

Comments:
Ikkaku: Damn right! And too much fabulous!

(reply) Yumi: Definitely not too much fab!

Findorr: My hair was fabulous… seems like another thought that too. Damn you, Hisagi!

(reply) Yumi: Findorr's an alright name, and it looks like we're on the same wavelength! How ironic you're on Aizen's side…

Hisagi: Findorr was NOT cute. His hair was NOT fabulous. He is a chatterbox and his way of thinking scares me.

(reply) Yumi: Says the guy with the "69" tattoo.

(reply) Findorr: I second that.

Charlotte: What have you got against me, ugly!?

(reply) Yumi: Everything, ugly.

Author: I'll write that story you suggested.


Well, that was short. The subsequent letters WILL be longer. If you want to suggest the next character or some ideas, feel free to review or PM me.

Yumichika's letter was meant to be overbearing. And that "ugly" reference was from the sub. Dub viewers may know it as "Plain Jane".

I actually might write that story Yumi suggested. Nothing better than a cheesy story with sarcastic comments on the side.

Viva la Fanfiction.