Decided to put all BSG one-shots in one place. Sorry for any inconvenience.
Shh - Official Napping Business
Lee Adama and Kara Thrace walk side by side as they make their way to the Admiral's quarters.
"Don't you have something better to do than follow me around all day, Lieutanant?"
"Actually yes, Captain. I'm on my way to give the Admiral an update on my hopeless nuggets. The question is, don't you have anything better to do than follow me around?"
Apollo chuckles. "I'm actually on my way to see the Admiral myself. How are the nuggets, anyways? You aren't kicking their asses too hard are you?"
"No," Starbuck responds, sounding less than convincing. The two nod to the guards outside Admiral Adama's quarters and let themselves in, so comfortable with the Old Man that they'd done away with knocking a long time ago. When they walk in, they're surprised not to find him at his desk. Starbuck shoots Apollo a confused look and calls out,
"Admiral?" The two then venture deeper into the cabin when, too late, they hear snoring.
"Oh my gods-"
"Well frak me," Starbuck smirks, crossing her arms and giving Apollo a pointed look.
Admiral Adama lays asleep in his rack, which wouldn't be so shocking if he wasn't literally nose-to-nose with President Laura Roslin. His arms encircle her, keeping her close to him, while her hand is on his chest and their legs are intertwined. They're both fully clothed, but the intimacy in which he's stumbled upon his father and the president is enough to make Apollo's cheeks flare red.
"Looks like mommy and daddy needed some rack time, wouldn't you say, Lee?" Starbuck has to bite her lip to keep from laughing.
"We should... Uh... We shouldn't be... I, uh..." Apollo turns swiftly and makes a beeline for the door.
"I told you they were—"
"Shut up Kara."
"But you owe me 50—"
"Shut up Kara."
Once they're safely out of the Admiral's quarters and the latch has closed behind them, Starbuck laughs. "You owe me 50 cubits!"
"Kara-"
"Your face is so red!"
"You're never letting this go, are you."
"Oh, no, Lee. Never."
Lee sighs and shakes his head, as Kara laughs and continually promises to tease him for eternity.
