Pink Undies
By
The X-Filer
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Hi my name is Fox Mulder and... OH MY GOD what is that?! It looks like a giant red headed turkey ready for plucking on thanksgiving! No wait...phew it's only Scully. Hi Scully! Oh wait she looks mad at least she's not the turkey
"Mulder! I swear to god! #!..." I thought I'd keep it PG for all you younger fans, Scully has a temper sometimes and well you don't need to hear it...
"Mulder! Are you even listening to me?!" Drats she's still there, hmm? Maybe if I just ignore her she'll go away...
"Mulder don't turn your back to me when I'm talking to you!..." nope that didn't work now what about if I just pretend that I have a seizure... blahhh!!
"Mulder get up off the floor and stop rolling around like an idiot...' Well someone doesn't appreciate fine acting! Now what else... Wait MAGIC!! I can use my magic powers to make her disappear, ok so first the chant... Abra kadabra! Ala kazoo! Send this woman to Timbuktu!...
"MULDER!! Stop fooling around and get this damn sheet off of me!" spoil sport, ok so now I am here with a red headed crazy woman who ONLY likes to eat cardboard food and she expects me to listen to her... boy what is the world coming too? Ooh! Paperclip!
"Mulder, why are you dressed like superman?" Oh no! She knows my secret! Wait make up some lame excuse...
"Um...I'm not dressed like superman I'm dressed like... Spiderman!" yeah that'll fool her!
"Mulder you have pink undies over your suit trousers...and are they mine?!"
"Oh ah?" Damn it, how am I going to get out of this one? Lie must lie... "Well you see I didn't have any of my own so I thought I'd borrow some of yours" Yeah that's a good excuse... so now why is she giving me that look for?
"Mulder do you always dress yourself?"
"Only on occasions I don't drink"
"So you were drinking last night?"
"Well yeah kinda" Hmm? Must not tell...
"Mulder how many cans did you drink?" Must not tell...Must not tell... Doh!
"12..."
"Mulder tell me the truth..." Doh!
"OK it was 12 and a half!" now I put on my fake cry and that should bring on the sympathy
"Mulder, quit the fake cry it won't work this time" Why does it never work! WHY?!
"Ah Scully..."
"Mulder I don't want to know just next time you decide to drink 12 and a half cans of Soda pop, make sure you clean up the mess, the trail you left leading towards the office was atrocious!" Oh! She noticed!
"Thank you!" And now for that stare and in three, two, one... now I give her the evil eyes.
"Mulder there's something wrong with you"
"Yeah it's the Pink undies they make my butt look big!" oh wait did I say that out loud? Oops... Uh well by the look of her eyes I think you better leave before it starts getting M rated so next time you see a soda pop can, please remember, ME!... and don't forget, always wear bikini brief, not full brief...
"Mulder!..."
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A/N
Hello all
I have no idea where this came from but...
I wrote it with help from my boyfriend
Let me know if you liked it
Thanks for reading!
