"I SWEAR TO GOG, JEGUS AND LIL CAL IF YOU DON'T GET DOWN HERE [NAME] I WILL SUPER GLUE MY SUNGLASSES ONTO MY FACE!"
Oh no he didn't. He just threatened you with his eyes. It took a shit ton of effort to get him not to wear them inside and to be comfortable without them on around you. There was a long string of curses from you and then you got up. You trip down the stair and fell down at the feet of your boyfriend. Looking up you flip him off.
"Love you too," you mumble.
"Well see... I warned you about the stairs bro." Dave had a devilish smirk on his face.
"So what do you want?"
"I wanted marshmallows but, oh look," he gestured to the marshmallowless bag.
"They're gone." He gave you a deadpanned look, like you just stole his nonexistent Grammy.
Gog damn, he caught you rainbow handed. Quickly you ran to the kitchen and grabbed the normal marshmallows out of the cabinet. You snatched the Lucky Charms from his hands and dropped a shit ton of normal marshmallows inside the bag.
"See, the marshmallows are still there."
He just takes the marshmallows out of your hands and dumps them all over your head. Some marshmallows got stuck in your knotted [ h/c ] hair. After he took your full image in he threw the rest of the bag at you and proceeded to tickle you.
"Ok haha I'll stop!"
Since he got the answer he wanted Dave stopped tickling you. Suddenly Dave picks you up bridal style and gives you a peck o0n the lips. He takes you up stairs to do the marshmallows diddly doo.