Disclaimer, I do not own Marvlel...or do I?

One day in Asgard loki was siting on his sofa eating a 5 ton piece of bacon watching revenge of the chickens: the soap oprea. It was sad. :(

Meanwhile...
"okay Thor!" Odin said. I`m about to fall into a odin sleep because I always do that at the worst times!"
"Not now Father." Thor reaplied. "If you do i`ll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day stuck."
"That will not matter because Odin sleeps last a long time and you glue me to a tree for 1 day so...Peace!" Odin reasoned. He droped down on the hard spurce wood and fell into a odin sleep.

In the living room...
"NOOOOOO!" yelled Loki. "Why did do walk into that house betty? You`ll die and never get married to Benny! My ship!"
Loki was so mad that he wanted to take it out on thor.
"Hey thor!" called loki.
"WHAT?" Said thor. Just then loki hit thor was a enchanted pillow and sent him back to the kitchen.
"Hey!" yelled thor pulling out his hammer. But, he was no match to lokis pillow with sharpness 3, unbreaking 2, knockback alot , and blast protection 2. When thors hammer hit loki he quickly blocked it with his pillow. Next, thor made lighting strike Loki but his pillow had blast protection. Loki hit Thor with his pillow yelling'for betty!" Lokis pillow was so strong it sent him back to midgaurd.
"This isn`t over!" Thor yelled. Loki threwup on a frog and went to he walked in the room he saw odnin was in a odin sleep.
"yesssss,yesss,yess..." loki hissed. He got on a plane and 2 1/2 hours in the ride when evreyone was either sleeping or on there phones, he threw Odin out the window.

The end of CAPTER ONE!

A/N Thank you for reading! Plz review and tell me what you think of the story! I think it was pretty good myself! `oo`
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