Disclaimer: THIS is my opinion. Do not like it? Good for you.
I don't own Jonas Brothers and whatnot.
'Twas the night before Tuesday, when all through the house
I was the only one stirring; not moving from my couch.
The washing was hung on the chairs with care,
In hopes that tommorow, those new jeans I could wear;
The family were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Asprin danced in their heads;
And kitty in his blanket, and I without a cap,
Had just settled down to give this fiction a wrap,
When out from the lounge room, there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the couch to see what was the matter.
Away to the from my couch I flew like a flash,
Tore threw the kitchen and tripped over the trash.
It was those damned brothers again, on that stupid Disney show,
The light of the TV giving glow to the DVD's scattered below,
When, what to my alert ears I should hear,
But an awful racket, and I saw people so queer,
And there was a little one, with a haircut I would like to kick,
I knew in a moment it must be the one, Nick!
More rapid than politicians comments came,
The screams of perverted little fangirls did claim;
"Oh Kevin, Oh Joe, Oh Nicky-nick-nick!
It is me for your bride that you should picky-pick-pick!
For I know that I would come if my name you did call,
I would drop it, forget, and leave behind it all!"
As I continued to watch, my throat quite dry,
I began to wonder how many of those girls might be high,
And as I realised that these boys were around my age too,
I remembered that most of my friends liked them too!
And then, before I was about to hit the roof,
I had a great way to vent my anger and make it sound proof!
As I unclenched my fist, and began to turn around,
I remembered the TV was still emitting that awful sound!
As I turned off the TV, and began to head back to my room;
I realised that forever more, in my head would be stuck this tune,
And as I finally moved on before all my food, I could hack,
I began to wonder how I could get the Jonas Brothers back!
I hated the way they always seemed so happy, and people loved all their tracks,
And for a moment I thought, 'Perhaps I am weird to fantasize ripping apart their backs?'
And as I let this thought sink in, I shook my head no,
It was simple, it was FINAL; The Jonas Brothers HAD to go!
And so I got online, and I began to search, only to see-
That there was HARDLY anyone on Fan Fiction Net with the same opinion as me!
And I froze up for a moment, as I thought about what to do,
When finally, my creativity decided to come too!
And so I began to write, and I must've looked in bad health
For I laughed and laughed, I simply could not help myself;
A few rhyming words here, a poetic twist there,
And I went off track- Wondering about putting sparkle-stuff in my hair.
And yet, I used not words, I spoke not as I continued with my work,
And instead thought up witty comments for those who might call me a jerk,
Oh, the insults, I came up with many of those,
And various names, none of which were akin to 'rose'.
And so I wrote, and I wrote, and then I cuddled my cat,
And decided this story, or song went off track,
And personally; I blame the original lyrics for that.
And then, alas, I uploaded it to ,
And I simply could not WAIT for the reveiws that I might get!
Tired and sore, I then turned out the light,
"Happy Tuesday to all, and to all a good night!"
