Disclaimer: I am a nutcase, this much is true. This is mine, this much is true. The characters, most of them, are Tammy's, unfortunately that's true also.

i The Nutcracker /i



Disembodied Voice, possibly a stagehand: Good evening and thank you for coming to tonight's performance of the Nutcracker be guest stars, our friends from Tortall!

Roger: I am NOT your friend.

DV: The cast is as follows:

Clara - Alanna the Lioness

The Nutcracker/Prince - King Jonathon of Conte

Fritz - George Cooper

George: Oh yeah, I get to pound him for loving MY girl!

Alanna: YOUR GIRL??? YOUR GIRL???

DV: Excuse me? Shut up! Thank you.

Mouse Prince - Duke Roger of Conte

Mouse Queen - Delia of Eldorne

Delia: No! My dreams of a throne must not end like this!

DV: I said, EXCUSE ME!

Sugar Plum Fairy A - Buriram Tourakam

Thayet: Awwww.

Buri: **Glares at DV and turns red**

Sugar Plum Fairy B - Queen Thayet of Conte

Thayet: Yay!

Clara's Mother - Eleni Cooper

Uncle Drosselmeyer - The Goddess

The Goddess: I did not agree to this.

The Spanish Dancer - Princess Josianne of the Copper Isles

The Arabian Dancer - Sir Myles of Olau

The Chinese Dancer - Princess Shinkokami of the Yamani Islands

The Flowers - Nealan of Queenscove, Cleon of Kennan, Owen of Jesslaw, Keladry of Mindelan, Joren of Stone Mountain, Veralidaine Sarrasri, Numair Salmalin and Alex of Tirragen.

All: No comment.



Now onto the first scene...



So, what do you think? R&R please. Also, R&R cytosine's fic 'The Star Pendant' because it's brilliant.