A Jedi Fashion Show

"That's right ladies and Gentlemen, The Jedi Temple's very own Fashion show! Starring the beautiful ladies of the Temple, Adi, Bant, Clee, Siri, Tahl and Yaddle"

The crowd applauds.

The boys sat in the front row ready for whatever the girls might bring out. Or wear out. Yoda was there as well.

"So how many mini skirts do you think there will be?" Garen asked Obi-Wan.

"At least one! I wanna see one on Siri."

"You would!" Garen then received a punch in the arm. "Ow!"

"It better not be on Tahl." Qui-Gon said. He was ready to pounce on anyone who tried to hit on her.

The boys groaned.

"Interested in Yaddle's attire, I am!" Yoda said with a cocky little laugh.

The boys just looked at him.

Mace was there ready to climb up onto the walkway.

"Somehow I think they're more obsessed than we are… is that a good thing or a bad thing?" Garen asked.

"Depends on how you look at it. Is it good that they are more obsessed than we are or bad that they are more obsessed than we are, or maybe is it bad that we aren't as obsessed or good that we aren't as obsessed. You see-"

"Stop… I think my brain turned to gel."

"My bad."

"First we have Clee!"

Garen perked his head up. "Please don't embarrass me!" He half whispered to himself.

Obi-Wan stifled a small chuckle at his friend.

Emerging from the curtain she sported a very fancy flight suit with a helmet as an accessory. She spun when she got to the end and then walked back.

"Awesome!" Garen exclaimed. "I loved it! And it wasn't embarrassing!"

"Next is Tahl"

The boys heard Qui-Gon hooting and hollering and cheering her on.

"You'd think this is a sports game or something." Garen commented.

"Tahl emerged from the curtain wearing a lizard skin suit with matching tail. It went very well with her eyes.

Obi-Wan and Garen looked at one another.

When Tahl turned at the at end of the walk way her tail swung and hit Qui-Gon.

"Next is Siri!"

"Oh this is gonna be good!" Obi-Wan said.

Garen just shook his head.

Siri emerged from the curtain to be found sporting… her Jedi Robes.

"Huh?" The boys said in unison.

"I guess since this is a Jedi fashion show some sort of Jedi Fashion should be in here."

"Next is Adi!"

Adi emerged from the curtain sporting a… squid?

"Is she wearing a squid for a dress?" Obi-Wan asked.

"Poor thing didn't stand a chance." Garen commented.

When she turned the squid tentacles spun and hit spectators in the face. Luckily Yoda was too short to get hit and the boys ducked in time.

"Next is Bant!"

Bant Emerged from the curtain to be found wearing…

"a squid?" Everyone said in unison

"IT'S A DOLPHINE!, I just cut it up to look like a fringe." she said.

"It's a Squid." Everyone said again in unison.

Adi stormed out. "Hey! You stole my idea!"

Bant gasped. "No you stole my idea!"

The two began fighting and Bant ended up pouncing on Adi sending them both over the edge of the walkway landing in the excited crowd.

"uh… Next is Yaddle."

Yaddle walked out sporting a not very age appropriate sleeveless mini dress.

"Ahhh!!! I'm BLIND!!!" Garen screamed as he ran out of the Temple.

"Wait for me!" Obi-Wan cried following.

Everyone else just stood there, staring in amazement (only Yoda), staring in fright, (Mostly everyone) or laughing their heads off, (everyone else).

And so ended the first and only Jedi Fashion Show.