Curse You, Pumpkin Pie

(ChasexMarshall)

Told from Chase's view


You lied to me.

You told me Marshall loves pumpkin pie, which was right, but now I hate you for it.

Oh, why should I hate you, do you ask? Well, IT MIGHT BE BECAUSE HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ME RIGHT NOW!

You're right, I should calm down. But you are not forgiven...

I had traveled so so far in my police cruiser just to find the perfect recipe, then to find all those "natural" ingredients to make you taste better than those store bought ones. I wanted to make Marshall happy, you know? I put my heart and soul into constructing the basic elements of a pie, and I get the betrayal of my true love. Argg!

Oh? Am I being meledromatic? Do you even know how hard it is to make one of you guys? All the measuring, the stirring, the precise movements.. I nearly passed out from all that stillness! Paws were clearly not meant for balancing a spatula on a shaking bowl as a new ingredient is being stirred in. I am not the best baker, but I do have to admit, my pie looks pretty good! You had a neat, light brown soft crust, creamy pumpkin filling with a hint of spice, and some foamy whipped cream on the top. You were one beautiful pie!

I would have loved you if you didn't attract so much attention from Marshall. He had taken one look at you, dropped his fire hose (Soaking Rocky as it blew out of control), screamed "PIE! " and rushed over to me and you. I thought I was gonna get a piece, but NO, he said with those no-nonsense blue eyes, he is way too precious to be eaten. So he just ended up sweet talking you the whole Thanksgiving night.

Hey, stop looking so smug! I still got a thank you kiss from him, just so you know! WHAT? HE GAVE YOU KISSES TOO?! MARSHALL!

Yep, you ruined my boyfriend for me, you pie! Now he's still there, cooing at you and kissing you! Hmph!

I should never have listened to you, NEVER.

Now I have to live with a boyfriend who's obsessed with a pie, for crying out loud, INSTEAD OF ME.

What had become of my life now?


AUTHOR'S NOTE:

Hiya guys! 2starryeyes here!

Since it is Thanksgiving here in my country, I decided to make a little drabble one shot of ChasexMarshall! Yes, you are the pumpkin pie, and Chase does not hate you in real life. I thought this would be cute, so here you go! This is just a little holiday story, and it has nothing to do with my other stories!

Thank you all so much for reading this far!

Reviews give me love! (They do, but I'm not pressuring you to give one!)

Until next time,

2starryeyes :D