...we made our friend Andy/Antwise/Russia/Anthony read Spiderwebs and decided this is what would happen if it could. Enjoy~


Once upon a time there was a name was Anthony. And he was a snowman. That's a lie

He liked to eat pretzels.

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One day, he was skipping alongside a flowing spring when two old ladies by the name of Emzy and Edsky came along They bore a single child named Spiderwebs.

The child ate him. Again and again. The child then spewed him out and Anthony took an almighty gasp and said, "My god! That is the most beautiful and amazing child I have ever seen!"

It was in the form of a short, 2500 story and it made no sense and had nothing to do with quantum physics. Anthony gazed upon the 2500 words in awe and his eyes went all big and sparkly. "I think I'm in love with you..." he said.

The story replied, "I think I love you too..." Actually it didn't because it's a god damn STORY not a person you bloody gits.

The fanfiction's heart grew bigger and bigger until it burst of love and laughed for hours.

Anthony turned to the old ladies, who were weeping from pride at seeing their baby find a soulmate, and bowed to one knee saying, "O great and Gods of Fanfiction, you are both so beautiful and amazing, you fill me with awe. May I have the hand of your tasty little child in marriage?"

"Of course, my darling boy, we cherish your dear young soul and of course, you have our blessings. Now get back in the kitchen, woman."

"But I'm not a woman!" Andy exclaimed.

"Who said?"

"The government."

"Oh well screw them you're a gay guy married to our story. Agreed?"

And there he pledged his allegiance to all things dark and he promised on his damned soul to do as he was told.

And then Ryuugu Rena appeared and upon seeing his face screamed "Haaaao~ I want to take you home~"

And then the two old ladies danced off with the find like wood nymphs and got married and lived happily ever after.

MEANWHILE.

Anthony looked at the story and felt his pants grow tight. Dayum, that was one hot word document...

The fanfiction was ever so tend on and gazed back into anthonys eyes. The wind brushed past them and carried them away to a better place.

The story stared at him wordlessly as Andy pulled his pants off and jacked off because it is currently 5.30am.

Spiderwebs hooked its words around his neck and whispered against his neck, "Anthony... Oh, my beautiful Anthony... I want you... I want to feel you inside of me..."

"Of course... Anything for you..." Anthony breathed.

Then he opened up Word 2003 and edited the story and added some smutty material.

"Oh GOD Anthony... More..." The story seemed to say.

Anthony' pulsing organ was all but prepared to explode as he typed harder, faster... deeper...

The words on the page became blurry as Anthony reached his climax (of the story, you pedos) and then...

AND THEN Edsky and Emzy walked out of the closet and said "OH MAI"

And Poland, who was busy nomming Polish snacks in Alaska... Well he turned pink like all good children. And Anthony was left with a ruined pride and zero reputation, and a white mess on his laptop. The end.

The white mess was paint. The end part 2.

TO BE CONTINUED...

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