Spyro Vs the Zombies: The Musical
I am Matthais123. This is a musical that parodies various songs that I like. There will be humor, angst, drama, and a lot of action, so enjoy!
Act I: Scene I: My Apes Will Infect You
(We Will Rock You by Queen)
Deep within the core, a heart was beating.
Thump-thump. . .Thump-thump. . .Thump-thump. . .Thump-thump. . .
Deep within the core, a pair of evil eyes opened.
Thump-thump. . .Thump-thump. . .Thump-thump. . .Thump-thump. . .
Deep within the core, a voice sang. . .
(Cue Music)
"Spyro, you're a fool. And you will die.
No matter what you try you will surely pay.
You'll have blood on your face.
You big disgrace.
Your blood will be spread all over the place."
Malefor then roared out, "My apes will infect you!"
Thump-thump. . .Thump-thump. . .
"My apes will infect you!"
Thump-thump. . .Thump-thump. . .
"Cynder you're a traitor. And you will die.
Your love for Spyro will not save you this time.
You'll have blood on your face.
You big disgrace.
Your blood will be spilled all over the place."
"My apes will infect you!"
Thump-thump. . .Thump-thump. . .
"My apes will infect you!"
Thump-thump. . .Thump-thump. . .
Malefor then released dark energy out of his body and out through the core. The decayed remains of the apes all absorbed the energy. Bones fitted back together. Rotted flesh took form. Sightless eye regained sight. Wounds oozed with a now endless supply of magical green blood. As the apes all burst out of the ground, they snarled and took up the chant, in time to Malefor's beating heart.
"Dragons, you are no match, for us all.
You all cannot win.
You'll be pleading with your eye when we have you by the throats someday.
You'll have blood on your faces.
You big disgraces.
Your blood will be flowing in multiple places."
"We will all infect you!"
Thump-thump. . .Thump-thump. . .
"We will all infect you!"
Thump-thump. . .Thump-thump. . .
"We will all infect you!"
Thump-thump. . .Thump-thump. . .
"We will all infect you!"
(Cue guitar solo)
The zombified apes all cheered and shouted wildly, howling and hooting, ready for the great bloodbath that they would unleash on all of Avalar.
(Cue end of music)
Act I: Scene II: Ninety-Nine Zombie Apes
(Ninety-Nine Red Balloons by Goldfinger)
Peace was now in the dragon city of Warfang. Moles and dragons bought, sold, and lived normally. They had no way of foreseeing what was about to occur.
(Cue music)
At the entrance to the city stood a huge hulking figure holding a pair of twin swords. The figure sang out, "Spyro and I in the Well of Souls.
Fought an epic battle with the power we had.
Set a darkness free at the eclipse of doom.
The dragon attacked, and I was gone.
Well now I'm back, thanks to Dark Master's magic
I see a city of dragons, Spyro's got to be there
Now it's time for dragons to die.
Ninety-nine zombie apes attack!"
(Cue guitar solo)
The figure, revealing himself to be Ape King Gaul, pointed dramatically to Warfang. His army of 99 zombie apes roared and charged in. Soon, the entire city was in chaos.
Flame the dragon soon found himself surrounded by the gruesome apes. As he breathed fire onto his attackers, he sang, "99 zombie apes!"
Attacking the city of Warfang!
Panic bells it's red alert
These apes are really something else.
It's a horror story that came to life
I'm staring into the devil's eyes!
Ancestors! Don't let me die!
Where 99 zombie apes attack!"
The fire had no effect on the zombies apes, except burning off their fur. Flame's eyes opened in horror as the now hairless and naked zombies just laughed at him and began to close in . . .
Meanwhile, Bandit the armadillo, who had been separated from Ember the dragoness during the attack, rolled through a gang of apes like a bowling ball. He opened up and shouted, "Ember! Ember! Where are you! Please tell me you're okay!" He then narrowed his eyes and said, "99 demon soldiers!
99 nightmare soldiers!
Oh worry, worry, super scurry
Call the out the Guardians now in a hurry.
This is worse than Malefor
This is surely an all out war
Spyro better get here on time!
As 99 zombie apes attack!"
Suddenly, another horde of zombie apes attacked. Bandit screamed, but suddenly, the apes were all frozen with a flash. Bandit gasped and looked up to see Spyro and Cynder hovering above them.
"99 targets for target practice!" Spyro sand cockily.
"With IQ's of a load of rocks!" Cynder sang with smirk.
"Make way for the superheroes!"
"And for the exterminators!"
"Our goal is to defeat the apes!"
"And crush the apes and kill the apes!"
"'It's free for all in the city' time."
"99 zombie apes will die!" Spyro and Cynder sang out triumphantly.
(Cue guitar solo)
Spyro and Cynder leapt at the apes, using poison, shadow, ice, electricity, and earth to crush, destroy, shatter, and kill the gang of zombie apes.
(Cue pause in music)
"Whoa! You guys saved me!" Bandit gasped.
Spyro shrugged and said, "No problem. We've already driven most of these zombies out of the city. I wonder where they came from."
Cynder narrowed her eyes and said, "Malefor! That's who. He must have had some spell ready in case his plan to use The Destroyer to destroy the planet failed."
"Have you seen Ember?" Bandit asked nervously.
"Bandit!"
Everyone turned to see Flame approaching them.
"I've found Ember," he said softly with a sad look in his eyes.
"No. . ." Bandit whispered.
Flame closed his eyes and turned, leading the group to the sad scene. There laid Ember, bloody, wings torn, and bites all over he body.
Bandit ran over to her body, tears flowing down his face,
(Cue music resume)
"99 dreams I have had,
Every one shattered by an ape
It's all over and I'm standing above
An awful corpse that was once my love.
If I could bring you back my dear
Even if it meant facing the worst of my fears
I would do it, no matter what.
But since I can't. . .I-I'll l-let you go. . ."
(Cue end of music)
And with that, Bandit hung his head and sobbed.
Act 1: Scene 3: Goodbye
(Goodbye by SR-71)
Making stretcher out of an old blanket, Spyro and Flame carried Ember's body through the streets. The group kept completely silent, as was the entire city at this time, apart from a few groans of pain or sobs of sorrow. However, this silence was suddenly interrupted by the unexpected.
"Bandit. . ."
It was a pitiful moan of pain and longing that came in a very familiar voice. The group immediately turned their eyes to the pink dragoness on the stretcher.
"Impossible. . ." Flame said, "I checked her. She was . . ."
Flame was cut off when Ember quickly sat upright. The group watched in horrified fascination as the change began to occur.
(Cue music)
Ember's eyes gained a pale, unearthly glow. Her gaping bite wounds began to leak a disgusting, green, blood-like substance. Ember opened her mouth to breathe. Her breath stank of death itself. Ember gazed directly at Bandit with a evil smile on her face. Then, out of nowhere, she jumped and landed right on top of Bandit. They were eye to eye, their faces inches apart. "I'm still the one you know.
You wonder: 'friend or foe?'
I'm the burning in your throat when you swallow
But then you spit me out
Your stomach's full of doubt
And still you're processing what I'm saying now
I'll never let you go.
You're under my control
Understand that I will lead, you will follow."
Flame eye widened and he screamed in horror, "I don't wanna stay!
I'm running away
Don't you hear me when I say
Goodbye!. . .so long!. . .nice try!. . .I'm gone!
You don't like staying dead, well,
I don't wanna die at all!
I won't forget the horror you made me feel
I won't regret running away from here
So I'll say goodbye again!
So I'll say goodbye again!"
As Flame flew off screaming, Bandit suddenly kicked the zombie dragoness off of him and ran for his life. Ember looked up to see Spyro and Cynder flying off in another direction. Ember snarled and ran after Bandit, "Now it's here to see!
You've abandoned me
I guess now I'll be princess among thieves
None can hold me down
None can take my crown
Can't contain me knowing all the truth I found
Always thinking small
Helping me to fall
Now you're prejudice and fear consumes us both!"
Bandit yelled back over his shoulder, "Well, I don't wanna stay!
I'm running away
Don't you hear me when I say
Goodbye!. . .so long!. . .nice try!. . .I'm gone!
You don't like staying dead, well
I don't wanna die at all!
I won't forget the horror you made me feel
I won't regret running away from here!"
All of a sudden, three zombified moles jumped out in front of Bandit, screaming at him,
"You think you've seen the world but you've seen nothing!"
"You think you've seen the world but you've seen nothing!"
"Time is only gonna make it worse in the end!"
"But I'll say goodbye again!" Bandit screamed as he rolled up and smashed through the group and continued his escape.
Meanwhile, Spyro and Cynder saw the Flame was being attacked by a group of zombie moles, who were also impervious to fire. The two dragons promptly swooped down to the rescue.
"Don't hit us with you fears!" Spyro shouted as he froze two moles at once.
"We don't fit with your ideas!" Cynder cried as she reduced a few moles to pools of ooze with her poison breath.
"You missed what we're about!" Spyro sang as he electrocuted a few more moles.
"I earned my way out!" Sang Cynder as she blew a mole away with her wind.
"And in the end,
We'll say goodbye again!" they both concluded.
However, they could soon see that a lot more zombified moles, apes, and cheetahs were closing in on them.
"I think we're in over our head this time!" Spyro said nervously.
"You bet we are! Let's get out of here!" Flame shouted.
Soon all three dragons were fleeing for their lives down the streets of Warfang. Before long, they met Bandit, who joined them as well as they ran.
"We won't forget," shouted Spyro.
"The terror you made us feel!" Flame screamed.
"We won't regret," said Cynder.
"Running away from here," Bandit concluded.
"We won't forget," shouted Spyro.
"The terror you made us feel!" Flame screamed.
"We won't regret," said Cynder.
"So we'll say goodbye again," Bandit concluded.
(Cue end of music)
Before they knew it, the party of four was outside the city gates.
Flame and Spyro collapsed, completely exhausted from the wild run for their lives.
"We. . .never. . .would have. . .beaten. . . all those. . .zombies!" Spyro said in between deep breaths.
Cynder gently nudged Spyro and said, "I know you're tired. I'm exhausted too. But we can't stay here. The zombies will come out sooner or later and make us one of them if we just lie here! I've been under Malefor's influence too long to let this happen to me, or any of you. Also, this is even worse! Having to serve Malefor even when you're dead. . .forever. . .!" Cynder shuddered with fear.
"But where could we possibly go?" Flame said, slowly getting up to his feet.
"He has a point, Malefor had a lot more than 99 apes in his army, which means there must be thousands of zombie apes all over Avalar, not to mention thousand of victim that are zombies too!" Bandit said.
Flame's eye widened. "No place is safe. . ." he said hypnotically.
"Wrong! The Dragon Temple should be still safe! The Guardians are probably still defending it!" Cynder said confidently.
"But it's so far from here," Spyro moaned, still lying on the ground, "I don't think I have the energy. . ."
Cynder did the last thing you'd expect anyone to do during a zombie-apocalypse. She smiled and let out a soft laugh. She then bent down a planted a soft kiss on Spyro's lips.
Spyro gasped as he jumped to his feet. A new light of hope twinkling in his eye, Spyro winked and said, "Thanks Cynder, I needed that! Let's go everybody! To the Dragon Temple!"
As the dragons moved on, Bandit stopped to look back into Warfang.
"Ember," he said sadly. Then he sighed, shook his head, and moved on.
According to official cannon, Ember and Bandit ended up in love, not Ember and Flame, although I don't mind that scenario. Anything to get her away from Spyro.
Anyway, I promise that next act will have a good chunk of delicious humor. Delicious! That's a clue to the next song! Wait and see! Any guesses?
