~~~~Hey everyone!~~~~
I read one fanfic like this a long time ago and it cracked me up so I wrote one of my own.
These are basically a ton of random thoughts of the many X-men. Most you'll be able to tell who it's from and some are pretty generic.
Hope you enjoy and R&R!
Joys of Being an X-man
All my gloves were dirty, so I'm tucking my hands inside my sleeves. Guess who can't eat her morning cereal...screw this.
I've been banned from phasing into the boys' locker room...screw this.
Ray thought it'd be funny to blow up my hair dryer. Now I'm going to school with wet hair...screw this.
My brother used my shower and I still can't get all the blue fur out...screw this.
I couldn't get my driver's license because when I took the vision test they told me to take off my sunglasses...screw this.
I made the mistake of eating a muffin left out on the table, turned out Kitty had made it...screw this.
I'm stuck in a house with a ton of hormonal teenagers I'm not allowed to kill...screw this.
I want to read his mind, but I shouldn't. I want to read his mind, but I shouldn't. I want to read his mind, but I shouldn't...screw this.
It's 95 degrees outside and I'm in a hoodie...screw this.
My boyfriend wears a fruit bowl on his head...screw this.
It's 7 a.m. just got out of a Danger room session, I'm hot and sweaty and now I have to go to school...screw this.
My roommate almost caught me painting my nails red so I threw on my gloves as fast as I could and the nail polish dried to the inside of my gloves...screw this.
Kitty phased into the driver's seat before I could get there...screw this.
I have an attractive Cajun stalker I cannot kiss...screw this.
People at school keep stepping on my tail because they can't see it...screw this.
Everything I see is tinted pink...screw this.
We risk our lives for ungrateful people everyday...screw this.
I went swimming when no one was around to be safe. Turns out Bobby was hiding in the distance and froze the pool as I jumped in. Guess who's going to be in a coma for the next week...screw this.
No one can decide on what to watch on TV again...screw this.
I can never pet a dog with my bare hands...screw this.
So I accidentally blew up the fountain in the front yard, now I have to clean the X- jet...screw this.
People still freak out when I port in front of them unannounced...screw this.
Someone stole my last beer...screw this.
Danger room session with Logan...screw this.
They convinced me to go to the beach, now the good-looking lifeguard is in a coma because he got to close...screw this.
My roommate keeps an online diary, and I'm pretty sure I'm in it...screw this.
I shed...screw this.
Kitty keeps phasing into my room and stealing all my sports bras...screw this.
I'm blamed for every prank, whether I did it or not...screw this.
My girlfriend never breaks the rules...screw this.
No one ever wants to watch cartoons...screw this.
When's the last time we had a party that went as planned? ...screw this.
A little kid thought my sunglasses were cool and decided to steal them and try them on...screw this.
When I phase my head through a wall, on the other side my butt sticks out...screw this.
My best friend turned out to be my mother...screw this.
My ex-boyfriend tried to shoot my with a laser...screw this.
I've always wondered what the "X" stood for...screw this.
Why is it the acolyte guys are older and more attractive than the X-guys? ...screw this.
Thanks for reading!
Leave me a review of what you thought or if you have any to add!
Love ya'll, bye!
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN XMEN/XMEN EVOLUTION so don't sue me!
