Uzumaki Naruto: Journal of a Proud Failure

Disclaimer: I own nothing except this script.

Notice: I, Kamitori, a.k.a. Animeflash, have decided to take this story, Uzumaki Naruto, down from FF.

Naruto: EH?! No way! Why would she take down the story??

Ino: I know! We only got through the first part of the story!

Naruto: Yeah! I didn't even get any training done, dattebayo!

Ino: And I was finally a main character for once!

Chouji: Oh please, stop whining! You're so overdramatic sometimes, Ino! At least you got a main part in this story. I barely got anything!

Sakura: Yeah! I'm usually one of the main characters here!

Sasuke: Where is that baka no onna? I have a bone to pick with her…

Kamitori: -walks in- Ohayo, minna! –notices the glares- Euh….nani?

Naruto: HOW CAN YOU CANCEL MY STORY?!

Kamitori: E-eto! L-let me explain—

Ino: Yeah! I mean, for once I'm important!

Kamitori: Oh pish-posh, Ino! You're a main character in lots of stories!

Sasuke: What I want to know is why you're taking down this story.

Chouji: Yeah! Why are ya?

Kamitori: Um, well, because it's not to my liking?

All: WHAT?!

Naruto: That's all you have to say for yourself? I hate you!!

Kamitori: D-demo! You didn't let me finish! I'm taking it down to be revised!

Sakura: To be revised? What's wrong with this version?

Kamitori: Well, when people grow up, things start to change. These changes can include styles of writing and—

Naruto: Ok, ok! We get it already! Sheesh!

Chouji: So let me get this straight: You're taking this story down to be revised?

Kamitori: Umm…yup, that's basically it!

Chouji: I see…well then…I want you to give me a bigger role!

Sakura: Me too!

Ino: And when am I going to find out something really important and necessary to the story?

Naruto: When am I gonna learn how to control my demon?

Sasuke: Are you trying to pair me up with Hinata?

Kamitori: Ororororo……

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Naruto: Hey there, everyone! Naruto here!

Sasuke: Hn.

Naruto: -rolls eyes- Geez, Sasuke-teme! Can't you be more enthusiastic about this?

Sasuke: I didn't even know the word 'enthusiastic' was in you vocabulary, dobe.

Naruto: Wh-what?! Wanna say that again?!

Sakura: Guys, guys, calm down! We're supposed to be doing a special report here!

Naruto: Oh yeah! Right! So, anyways….um….Kamitori says this is supposed to be a filler chapter while you guys wait for her to put up the new story.

Sakura: Yup! That's right! And today we're going to do a little skit to promote…the Ichiraku Ramen Stand! Yay!

Kiba: -is dressed up as a piece of naruto (fish cake)- Why are we doing this again?

Shino: Because Kamitori told us to.

Kiba: Yeah, but why are you and Hinata the pair of chopsticks and I'm the naruto? I mean, Hinata's the one who—

Akamaru: -is dressed up as a bowl of ramen- Woof! Woof!

Kiba: Eh? What's that? We're on air?! Uh, uh, what do we do, dammit!!

Hinata: -blushes- U-um, p-please c-come and e-eat at th-the I-Ichiraku R-ramen St-stand! W-we h-have g-g-great f-f-food! A-and N-Narut-t-to-k-kun w-will b-be th-there….-faints-

Kiba: Eh? Hintata? Hinata? Daijoubu?...uh……thank you for watching! Gotta go!

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Naruto: Ohayo, minna-san! It's Naruto Nippon Radio time! I'm your host, Naruto! And joining me here today is Yamanaka Ino!

Ino: Hi everyone! Today we're going to sing some songs!

Naruto: Ooh! Cool! I wanna sing my Neko song! Everyone sing the Naruto's Neko Song with me!

Ino: -punches Naruto on the head- Baka! We're not here to sing the Naruto Neko Song!

Naruto: Oh….so are we going to sing the Naruto Ondo song then?

Ino: No! We're not going to sing a Nippon song, dammit!

Naruto: -sulks- Oh….what are we gonna sing then?

Tenten: Hi there! Today we're going to sing 'Fifty Sixty' by Alizée!

Naruto: Eh? Isn't she some French singer?

Ino: -starry eyed- Yup! I love her songs!

Tenten: I know! Aren't they great? I especially love 'Fifty Sixty'!

Chouji: -comes busting through- I heard you guys are gonna sing an Alizée song!

Tenten: You heard right!

Neji: -poofs in with Kiba- Why are you guys singing a French song? Why not an American song?

Tenten: Well…you can barely understand a single thing those singers are singing about! And besides, the Japanese love the French! And vice versa!

Kiba: Y'know, instead of singing 'Fifty Sixty', we can always sing 'Danny Boy'…

Tenten: No, Kiba.

Kiba: Darn….

Naruto: Why not sing a song from a different country?

Ino: What? Like Spain?

Naruto: Nah.

Kiba: DANNY BOY!!

Everyone: No!!

Kiba: -sulks in a corner-

Tenten: Portugal?

Neji: Russia?

Chouji: Brazil?

Kiba: Ireland?

Neji: No. For the last time, Kiba, we are NOT going to do 'Danny Boy'.

Kiba: Aww, come on! Besides, we can totally turn it into a rock song!

Everyone: NO!!

Kiba: Aww….

Naruto: Umm…how about we do a song from a small, almost not known about country?

Sakura: -poofs in- Hey guys, what's up?

Ino: We're choosing a song to do. Naruto here wants it to be from a virtually unknown country.

Sakura: Small country? How about Bangladesh?

Sasuke: Or Lichtenstein?

Sakura: Sasuke-kun, when did you get here?

Sasuke: Around the same time as you did.

Naruto: Umm…I know! Let's do Luxembourg!

Kakashi: -poofs in- Yo!

Naruto: Kakashi-sensei! What are you doing here?

Kakashi: I'm here to tell you that….you're out of time.

Ino: NANI?! What do you mean we're out of time?!

Tenten: Yeah! I didn't even get to sing!

Kakashi: Well, you used up all your time arguing over what song to sing. Sorry.

Naruto: Noooo! I wanna sing a song! –starts singing 'Naruto's Neko Song' very loudly-

Ino: Naruto! SHUT UP!!

Naruto: NEV—Mmmph! –gets mouth duct taped and is dragged off-

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Jiraiya: -whispers- Hey there, hotshot! Care to buy something cool? I have just the thing! –pulls out an Icha Icha Paradise book- Buy one of my babies and get another one free—any book that you want!

Tsunade: Jir-ai-ya! Are you advertising to minors again?

Jiraiya: -gulps- No, no, no! Of course not! I'm just, uh, promoting, uh…stuff! Yeah, that's it: stuff!

Tsunade: -raises an eyebrow- If I catch you advertising to minors….-holds up a threatening fist before poofing away-

Jiraiya: Wheew! That was close! Eh? –sees someone walking by- Hey there—oh, you're a cutie, aren't you? Wanna get something cool?

Person: -is PO'ed- Let go of me, Ero-sanin!

Jiraiya: Eh?! Naruto?!

Person: No! I'm Anko, baka!

Jiraiya: WHAT?! No kidding?! You look different with your hair down!

Anko: Why you—Tsunade-sama!

Tsunade: What? What is it?

Anko: -points at Jiraiya-

Tsunade: -gets the hint- Jir-ai-ya…..

Jiraiya: N-no! Wait! I-I honestly had no ideaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! –gets punched into the next century-

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Kamitori: Ohayo, minna-san! I'm glad you've all liked my story! Yes, I'm sure you guys are angry with me for first making you guys wait over a YEAR for the next update, and then having me post this filler while I take the story down to be revised…ack! No! Put away the torches and pitchforks!

Angry Mob: Awww…..

Kamitori: Whew! Sheesh! Let me finish, please! And THEN you can attack me!...no, wait, that came out wrong…..anyways, so you know how I asked you guys if you wanted pairings?

Naruto: Oh, yeah! I remember that! So what is it? Who am I gonna be paired up with?

Kamitori: Well…it was a close race….but….there's not going to be any pairings.

Naruto: WHAT?! Then what was that entire poll thing for anyways?!

Kamitori: W-well, I didn't want to have pairings that other people might not like, so—

Naruto: That was completely worthless! What a waste of my time! I'm gonna—mmph! –gets mouth duct taped again-

Kamitori: Shaddup and let me finish, dangit! Anyways, there's not going to be any pairings, but I can drop hints so you guys can interpret them in any way you like….if you want…anyways, that's it! Please tune in when I finally do update, and PLEASE PUT AWAY THOSE PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES! Eep! –is chased by and angry mob- Till next tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!! Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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Naruto: Peace out!

Kamitori: Don't do that. Bye! Lots of love and cookies for anyone who reviews!

Naruto: Stop bribing them already!

Kamitori: Sheesh! Fine already!...review and get cookies!

Angry Mob: There she is! Get her!

Kamitori: Ack! Noooo!