Uzumaki Naruto: Journal of a Proud Failure
Disclaimer: I own nothing except this script.
Notice: I, Kamitori, a.k.a. Animeflash, have decided to take this story, Uzumaki Naruto, down from FF.
Naruto: EH?! No way! Why would she take down the story??
Ino: I know! We only got through the first part of the story!
Naruto: Yeah! I didn't even get any training done, dattebayo!
Ino: And I was finally a main character for once!
Chouji: Oh please, stop whining! You're so overdramatic sometimes, Ino! At least you got a main part in this story. I barely got anything!
Sakura: Yeah! I'm usually one of the main characters here!
Sasuke: Where is that baka no onna? I have a bone to pick with her…
Kamitori: -walks in- Ohayo, minna! –notices the glares- Euh….nani?
Naruto: HOW CAN YOU CANCEL MY STORY?!
Kamitori: E-eto! L-let me explain—
Ino: Yeah! I mean, for once I'm important!
Kamitori: Oh pish-posh, Ino! You're a main character in lots of stories!
Sasuke: What I want to know is why you're taking down this story.
Chouji: Yeah! Why are ya?
Kamitori: Um, well, because it's not to my liking?
All: WHAT?!
Naruto: That's all you have to say for yourself? I hate you!!
Kamitori: D-demo! You didn't let me finish! I'm taking it down to be revised!
Sakura: To be revised? What's wrong with this version?
Kamitori: Well, when people grow up, things start to change. These changes can include styles of writing and—
Naruto: Ok, ok! We get it already! Sheesh!
Chouji: So let me get this straight: You're taking this story down to be revised?
Kamitori: Umm…yup, that's basically it!
Chouji: I see…well then…I want you to give me a bigger role!
Sakura: Me too!
Ino: And when am I going to find out something really important and necessary to the story?
Naruto: When am I gonna learn how to control my demon?
Sasuke: Are you trying to pair me up with Hinata?
Kamitori: Ororororo……
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Naruto: Hey there, everyone! Naruto here!
Sasuke: Hn.
Naruto: -rolls eyes- Geez, Sasuke-teme! Can't you be more enthusiastic about this?
Sasuke: I didn't even know the word 'enthusiastic' was in you vocabulary, dobe.
Naruto: Wh-what?! Wanna say that again?!
Sakura: Guys, guys, calm down! We're supposed to be doing a special report here!
Naruto: Oh yeah! Right! So, anyways….um….Kamitori says this is supposed to be a filler chapter while you guys wait for her to put up the new story.
Sakura: Yup! That's right! And today we're going to do a little skit to promote…the Ichiraku Ramen Stand! Yay!
Kiba: -is dressed up as a piece of naruto (fish cake)- Why are we doing this again?
Shino: Because Kamitori told us to.
Kiba: Yeah, but why are you and Hinata the pair of chopsticks and I'm the naruto? I mean, Hinata's the one who—
Akamaru: -is dressed up as a bowl of ramen- Woof! Woof!
Kiba: Eh? What's that? We're on air?! Uh, uh, what do we do, dammit!!
Hinata: -blushes- U-um, p-please c-come and e-eat at th-the I-Ichiraku R-ramen St-stand! W-we h-have g-g-great f-f-food! A-and N-Narut-t-to-k-kun w-will b-be th-there….-faints-
Kiba: Eh? Hintata? Hinata? Daijoubu?...uh……thank you for watching! Gotta go!
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Naruto: Ohayo, minna-san! It's Naruto Nippon Radio time! I'm your host, Naruto! And joining me here today is Yamanaka Ino!
Ino: Hi everyone! Today we're going to sing some songs!
Naruto: Ooh! Cool! I wanna sing my Neko song! Everyone sing the Naruto's Neko Song with me!
Ino: -punches Naruto on the head- Baka! We're not here to sing the Naruto Neko Song!
Naruto: Oh….so are we going to sing the Naruto Ondo song then?
Ino: No! We're not going to sing a Nippon song, dammit!
Naruto: -sulks- Oh….what are we gonna sing then?
Tenten: Hi there! Today we're going to sing 'Fifty Sixty' by Alizée!
Naruto: Eh? Isn't she some French singer?
Ino: -starry eyed- Yup! I love her songs!
Tenten: I know! Aren't they great? I especially love 'Fifty Sixty'!
Chouji: -comes busting through- I heard you guys are gonna sing an Alizée song!
Tenten: You heard right!
Neji: -poofs in with Kiba- Why are you guys singing a French song? Why not an American song?
Tenten: Well…you can barely understand a single thing those singers are singing about! And besides, the Japanese love the French! And vice versa!
Kiba: Y'know, instead of singing 'Fifty Sixty', we can always sing 'Danny Boy'…
Tenten: No, Kiba.
Kiba: Darn….
Naruto: Why not sing a song from a different country?
Ino: What? Like Spain?
Naruto: Nah.
Kiba: DANNY BOY!!
Everyone: No!!
Kiba: -sulks in a corner-
Tenten: Portugal?
Neji: Russia?
Chouji: Brazil?
Kiba: Ireland?
Neji: No. For the last time, Kiba, we are NOT going to do 'Danny Boy'.
Kiba: Aww, come on! Besides, we can totally turn it into a rock song!
Everyone: NO!!
Kiba: Aww….
Naruto: Umm…how about we do a song from a small, almost not known about country?
Sakura: -poofs in- Hey guys, what's up?
Ino: We're choosing a song to do. Naruto here wants it to be from a virtually unknown country.
Sakura: Small country? How about Bangladesh?
Sasuke: Or Lichtenstein?
Sakura: Sasuke-kun, when did you get here?
Sasuke: Around the same time as you did.
Naruto: Umm…I know! Let's do Luxembourg!
Kakashi: -poofs in- Yo!
Naruto: Kakashi-sensei! What are you doing here?
Kakashi: I'm here to tell you that….you're out of time.
Ino: NANI?! What do you mean we're out of time?!
Tenten: Yeah! I didn't even get to sing!
Kakashi: Well, you used up all your time arguing over what song to sing. Sorry.
Naruto: Noooo! I wanna sing a song! –starts singing 'Naruto's Neko Song' very loudly-
Ino: Naruto! SHUT UP!!
Naruto: NEV—Mmmph! –gets mouth duct taped and is dragged off-
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Jiraiya: -whispers- Hey there, hotshot! Care to buy something cool? I have just the thing! –pulls out an Icha Icha Paradise book- Buy one of my babies and get another one free—any book that you want!
Tsunade: Jir-ai-ya! Are you advertising to minors again?
Jiraiya: -gulps- No, no, no! Of course not! I'm just, uh, promoting, uh…stuff! Yeah, that's it: stuff!
Tsunade: -raises an eyebrow- If I catch you advertising to minors….-holds up a threatening fist before poofing away-
Jiraiya: Wheew! That was close! Eh? –sees someone walking by- Hey there—oh, you're a cutie, aren't you? Wanna get something cool?
Person: -is PO'ed- Let go of me, Ero-sanin!
Jiraiya: Eh?! Naruto?!
Person: No! I'm Anko, baka!
Jiraiya: WHAT?! No kidding?! You look different with your hair down!
Anko: Why you—Tsunade-sama!
Tsunade: What? What is it?
Anko: -points at Jiraiya-
Tsunade: -gets the hint- Jir-ai-ya…..
Jiraiya: N-no! Wait! I-I honestly had no ideaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! –gets punched into the next century-
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Kamitori: Ohayo, minna-san! I'm glad you've all liked my story! Yes, I'm sure you guys are angry with me for first making you guys wait over a YEAR for the next update, and then having me post this filler while I take the story down to be revised…ack! No! Put away the torches and pitchforks!
Angry Mob: Awww…..
Kamitori: Whew! Sheesh! Let me finish, please! And THEN you can attack me!...no, wait, that came out wrong…..anyways, so you know how I asked you guys if you wanted pairings?
Naruto: Oh, yeah! I remember that! So what is it? Who am I gonna be paired up with?
Kamitori: Well…it was a close race….but….there's not going to be any pairings.
Naruto: WHAT?! Then what was that entire poll thing for anyways?!
Kamitori: W-well, I didn't want to have pairings that other people might not like, so—
Naruto: That was completely worthless! What a waste of my time! I'm gonna—mmph! –gets mouth duct taped again-
Kamitori: Shaddup and let me finish, dangit! Anyways, there's not going to be any pairings, but I can drop hints so you guys can interpret them in any way you like….if you want…anyways, that's it! Please tune in when I finally do update, and PLEASE PUT AWAY THOSE PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES! Eep! –is chased by and angry mob- Till next tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!! Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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Naruto: Peace out!
Kamitori: Don't do that. Bye! Lots of love and cookies for anyone who reviews!
Naruto: Stop bribing them already!
Kamitori: Sheesh! Fine already!...review and get cookies!
Angry Mob: There she is! Get her!
Kamitori: Ack! Noooo!
