Fire Chapter
Episode 1: Three Wishes
They see me rollin...
They hatin...
Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty...
My radio played up load, it's what I do when I clean my room. Play extremely loud music, I dunno why I do it. Hello there readers I'm Kelvis the hero or villain of this story, and you just caught me in the middle of cleaning my disgusting pigstye of a room.
Picked up all the controls and wrapped them. Threw em under the TV entertainment center thing. CLEAN!
Picked up all of a my cloths, threw the ones I didn't wanna fold in my closet. CLEAN!
Swept all of the dirt, old food and other crap that I couldn't explain would be on the floor like pencils, buttons and zippers under my bed. CLEAN!
Ah that leaves the playstation or Jay5 as I would call her. I sat down on my bed and picked up a white cloth rag from off of my counter and soaked it in alittle peroxide. I unhooked the cords and memory card and started to slowly but surely wax off my PS2.
As I was rubbing it I noticed the red light was on and I sort of squinted my eyes then ignored it. I continued rubbing the PS2 and cleaning it off. The for some reason I felt heat in between my palms, it was sort of I don't know luke warm! I held up the PS2 to see the back and the AC cord wasn't plugged in. I turned it on it's front and see that the blue and green lights were on. The heat was hotter, I dropped the PS2 on the carpet floor and it slammed with thud sound.
I sort of stepped back and held my forehead for asecond to take in the moment. MY DAMN PLAYSTATION!! I picked up despite the heat and looked up at the ceiling. " JAY5!!WHY GOD!! WHY!!" I screamed.
" HEY KEL SHUT UP!" My sister yelled from the other room down.
I immediatly plugged up the PS2 as fast as I could to check to see if it still worked. I pulled out my older RPG game Disgaea 2 and put it on the disk tray and turned it on. The disk tray retracted and the original DAAAA sound came up showing lots of blocks and stuff as usual.
The television went completely blank. " What the fuck..." I said to myself looking down at the PS2. It turned off completely. I reached my hand out to try and touch it and just centimeters away the Playstation exploded with lots of smoke and debris everywhere, the smoke took form of the entire room.
I fanned my face the smell of the smoke was nothing less of nasty, it smelt like burt rubber or wires. You know that nasty electronic smell. I walked over to my window and opened it and soon enough all of the smoke had cleared to room.
" Mmm...what a poor excuse for a room." A voice said. Sitting on my bed was a girl with red hair in spikey pigtails, she wore a black bra, black miniskirt and long thigh high black boots. She looked like a complete whore.
At the moment she wasn't my main concern it was the PS2! I looked down at the PS2 it had been blown open and black marks from the explosion was everywhere around my room.
" Oh... hello master." She said finally spotting me.
" Uh...huh." I looked away from the playstation and towards the girl.
" For resurrecting me from lamp prison I will grant you three wishes." She said holding up three fingers.
T.T- Me and probably you too if you'd heard some shit like that.
" Three wishes, wait... who are you?" I asked looking at her. Her cosplay of Etna from the game Disgaea was simply amazing she looked just like her. From those devilish wings and tail to that flat chest. But she was about as tall as I was and had some pretty nice thighs.
" I don't know just a genie that lives in peoples playstations, every time I come up I'm somebody different. Lord Croft, Tifa Lockhart, Kos-Mos, Yuffie. My name doesn't matter, when I grant your wishes I'll just move to another Playstation to live in." She replied with a straightforward face as if mad at me for even asking.
" Well your Etna this time." I replied. I always have a knack for staying cool even when somebody is yelling at me. It's just the way I am sometimes.
" Etna?" She said looking down at her body as if she was wearing something inappropriate which she was.
" Uh yeah, Etna from Disgaea." I said with a shrug. Hoping it'd paint a picture in her head.
" Whatever, that doesn't matter like I said I'll lose this body when I'm done granting your wishes now what is your three wishes?" She asked again getting even madder. I looked down and rubbed my chin abit stroking the hairs under it. I had to really think about this, my first choice I already knew what it was before she even came into my life...to escape this boring place called Earth.
I haven't the slightest clue why this doesn't come off as weird to me. A Genie jumping out of my Playstation looking like Etna and wants to grant me three wishes. Before I even thought about the wishes I should have that thought about this first... I thought my first grade Teacher Mrs. Calvin made it clear that Genies wasn't real after I seen that movie Aladdin like five hundred times.
But what if this is all real though and I really can leave this world and go on some kinda epic adventure!?
Ah what the hell, if I'm getting punk'd then I guess I'll get punk'd.
" Looks like you got something figured out." She said staring at me with a straight face.
" Yeah, for my first wish I want to go to a final fantasy world, it can be anyone it doesn't really matter to me." I said crossing my hands to my chest.
" A Final Fantasy world huh, If I had a nickle for every time I granted this wish." She said with smile.
"Wait what!" Before I could finish my statement water gushed in through my window and doors as if my house was somehow sinking into water. The water rose to the top in an instant and my entire room was underwater. I looked up to see a light above and started to swim towards it. I can't hold my breath long, it's just something I can't do.
I jerked my way up through the water breaking the calm surface and wagged my face around clearing my dreads from my face. I stood floating in the water for asecond looking around, over my head was a clear cloudless sky and just before me was a white sandy beach that looked very familiar to me.
" I swam towards that beach and my legs slowly drifted towards sand as I walked up from the water. Standing in wait for me in a black bikini was the genie. She was relaxing on a beach chair in sunglasses while sipping a glass of lemonade.
T.T- me
" Etna." I said walking towards her.
" Welcome kid, to the world of Ivalice blah blah blah." She said talking with her left hand as if mocking herself. " I done the introduction over fifty times literally."
" So this is it fo real?" I asked looking around, a light breeze swept the beach and chilled the my back alittle. It felt nice, being here I could feel that I wasn't restricted like I used to be back at home. Just being on this beach made me feel like a whole new person.
" So what is your second wish?" She asked. I turned around to see that she was back in the mini skirt and boots like usual.
" Uh my second wish." I said raising in eyebrow. " I wish...Oh I wish I knew like a million techniques, like I was so badass I had all types of sweet powers and stuff."
T.T-Etna "Hmm a variety of things huh? And you formed that so well in the form of a wish." She said sarcastically. I dunno it sounded sarcastic, if she wasn't trying to be then my mistake. "Well over a million techniques huh...I've got just the thing!" She spun around in a weird pose snapping her fingers and appearing above her head in a blue smog was a thick book. It was about as thick as a dictionary. The cover was blue and the pages were a weird beige kind of aged color. On the cover was a pair of anime shaped triangle eyes.
" WHOA!!" The book said all of a sudden.
O.o-Me
T.T-Etna
The book floated down infront of me and opened it's pages then clapped them shut. " Hey who the hell are you?" He asked.
"What...is this thing?" I asked pointing at the book.
"THING?! I AM NOT A THING SHITFACE!" The book yelled.
"This is Baku, he's a Sacred Tomb of Spells and Techniques of over a million." Etna explained. "And now he's yours."
"How's a book suppose to make me strong?" I asked.
"IDIOT! Scribed in my pages are over a million techniques. You do the math numbnuts. But you just can't use the techniques you'll have to learn em!" Baku said floating up and down.
"Eh?! I just can't do em like in Harry Potter?" I asked.
"Nothin in the world is free! hahahaha..." Baku laughed uncontrollably. "Anyway kid I'm YOUR Sacred Tomb so you got all the time in the universe to learn these difficult spells that would take even a trained master over 50 years to learn."
O.o-Me "Can I take this wish back?" I asked.
T.T-Etna "Uh nope." Etna shrugged.
"Yeah looks like we're stuck together kid." Baku said turning to me.
"From this day forward you have now become a Million Magister." Etna announced putting a hand on my shoulder. "Now should I change your attire to more of a mage like theme?"
"No my cloths are fine." I said slapping her hand off of my shoulder. I was sporting a red 01 basketball jersey with a white long sleeved t shirt that stopped at my elbows, a pair of blue baggy cargo jeans and white sneakers. Anyway that's not what I was focused on at the moment, I was more focused on these shitty powers she stuck me with or atleast that's what I thought. When I heard the word "mage" the first thing that came to mind was the back characters who always chill in the back while everyone else do the work. Long distance casters...I don't really like mages. Couldn't she have made me a really powerful swordsman or something.
"What's with you kid?" Baku asked floating up beside me like we were already companions or something.
"But...I don't wanna be a mage. They suck! Magic is ALL they can do and I specifically said I wanted to learn techniques didn't I...like martial arts or swordsman moves ya know not just magic." I said with a shrug and that's when I noticed Etna smiling at me.
" Maybe you should take a look inside of the book. Check the first page table of contents and I'm sure you will change you mind about this." She said pointing at Baku.
"Take a look kid." Baku said floating down into my hands. I opened the big book and looked at the front page.
Million Magister Kel's Sacred Tomb
Black Magic Pgs. 1-30
White Magic Pgs. 30-69
Blue Magic Pgs. 69-93
Green Magic Pgs. 93- 130
Time Magic Pgs. 130-185
Arcane Magic Pgs. 185-250
Swords Magic Pgs. 250-310
Dragon Slayer Magic Pgs. 310-694
Zoan Transformation Magic Pgs. 694-905
Parmecia Transformation Magic Pgs. 905-1598
Logia Transformation Magic Pgs. 1598-2845
Innocence Magic Pgs. 2845-3139
Ninjutsu Pgs. 3139-6932
Alchemy Pgs. 6932- 8394
Necromancy Pgs. 8394-12948
Rokushiki Pgs. 12948-14009
Hiten Mitsurugi Pgs. 14009-20949
Demon Magic Pgs. 20949-39444
Hadou Pgs. 39444- 49885
Soul Slayer Pgs. 49885-50449
Summoning Magic Pgs. 50449-60955
Buster Magic Pgs. 60955-84755
Demon Sealing Magic Pgs. 84755-99544
O.o-Me "A-Are yo-you SERIOUS?!" I shouted as Baku floated out of my hands and shut the pages.
" Quite serious...all of these moves and different skills have been put into the form of magic that you can use." Etna explained. "Each technique in that book and I gaurantee you will take no more than a couple of hours to learn."
"Is Ninjutsu? Alchemy, Soul Slayer,Hiten Mitsurugi and Rokushiki even considered magic?" I asked.
"Abuncha weirdos jumping around and disappearing in puffs of smoke...sounds like magic work to me." Baku replied with a straight face.
" What about Alchemy and Soul Slaying...and Hiten Mitsurugi for christs sake?!" I asked waving my hands around.
" Well ya gotta pick up a sword some time." Baku and Etna said at the same time.
T.T-Me "Oi..." I rubbed behind my head alittle.
"Now what is your final wish?" Etna asked.
"I...hmm..." I crossed my arms. In the excitement I guess I really haven't been thinking that much on the last wish. What do I wanna wish for?! "OH! I KNOW!!"
"Then spit it out already!" Baku said ramming me in the back.
"Hey cut it out ya stupid book." I said slapping him down into the sand then putting my foot on the spin.
"Get yer foot offa me! Wait til I get up your gonna get such an ass kicking!" Baku squirmed under my foot.
" Haha...so what's your last wish?" She asked.
"I wish I had a flying carpet." I said raising a finger.
T.T- "Oh well that's not weird." She said sounding sarcastic again. She snapped her fingers and appearing rolled up infront of me on the sand was a long carpet. While rolled up it was about 110 cenimeters long. I ran over to the carpet and unraveled it kicking it open, it was about 2 meters long in length and 110 centimeters in width. It was a cerulean blue color with golden string ravelled into it. Right when I thought it was a dud the carpet sort of lifted off of the sand and started to float abit.
"Tiiiiiiiight." I said with wide eyes. "How does it work?"
"The carpet will fly according to your will...so all you have to do is sit and direct with your mind." She explained. "And with this I'll take my leave."
"Huh your leavin?" I asked looking over at her.
"Well yeah that's how it works. The three wishes and then I'm gone." She said with a shrug.
"Uh for what it's worth...thanks." I nodded. "Today my entire life changes...thanks alot for it and I mean that."
"No problem master. Have a good life." She said bowing her head. "But before I go I must warn you...you aren't the only one with a Sacred Tomb, there are other mages in this world with Sacred Tombs just like Baku. With millions of techniques in them."
With that she leaned back up and smiled and with a small auburn colored puff of smoke she disappeared. When she left I felt a sort of saddness like I was suppose to have done something different but that feeling subsided with the thought of being in Ivalice, having a million magic spells and a magic flying carpet. The thought had me feeling like I was floating on air, in the excitement I brought my foot off of Baku who was planted to the beach floor. He flew up and like a buzzing bee he immediately started to thump me across my head.
"OW!!" I took off running around in circles as he hit me over the head over and over.
"WHAT'D I SAY HUH?! WHAT'D I SAY?! DIDN'T I SAY I'LL GIVE AN ASS KICKING?!" Baku yelled.
"Hey stop!" I said slapping the air trying to swat him away. "STOP IT!"
" NO!! YOUR GOING TO REPENT FOR EVER PUTTING YOUR FILTHY FEET ON ME!" Baku yelled again as I ran away from him in circles. I dove onto the magic carpet and started to ride it alittle bit, it zoomed alittle too fast and I went flying off of it rolling around on the sand like a baffoon.
x.x-me "ehhh..." I groaned while lying on the ground.
"Have you given up maggot?" Baku asked floating directly over me.
"NEVER!" I shouted grabbing the book. Just seconds after that the magic carpet rolled up had plopped down beside me as a shadowy figure stood over me.
" As a Million Magister I can already say that you are a disgrace. Even novices can ride a magic carpet." A voice said.
"Huh?" I stood up to see a guy dressed in an all beige cloak with spikey silver hair that stuck upward. His eyes were red and beside him a gray floating book with no face. Unlike Baku, this book just had a crimson crystal embedded into it. "Hey..uh...is that a Sacred Tomb?" I asked pointing at the book.
"Hmph...Just what I need...more weaklings claiming to be mages." He said walking off without saying anything.
"Uh...ok...bye." I waved weakly for asecond. Baku landed atop my head on his back cover.
"That was definitly a Million Magister and Sacred Tomb." He replied.
"Hmm...I thought as much." I said crossing my arms watching the guy as he slowly disappeared along the horizon. Damn he's a really fast walker.
" Whatever screw him...right now what's the plan?" Baku floated off of my head and appeared right before my face. "WHAT NEXT HUH MR.MILLION MAGE?!"
"Eh? What the hell do you mean what next?" I asked with a shrug.
" Like what are we gonna do? If ya think about we're stranded here in the middle of nowhere with no food or whatever...that half pint genie through us in the splinter of the world you fucktard. Besides what'd ya wish for all this power and stuff for anyway?" He asked as if getting annoyed with me.
" To rule the world."
Author's Note: I have a picture of how this entire story will go. Alot of people fighting using magic, jutsu and summoning. Story will be simply asskicking, I will accept bios but uh...not right now check the next update for the bio sheet. Anyway the story will include lots of final fantasy characters infact nearly half of the other Million Magisters ARE final fantasy characters.
SACRED TOMB FACT:
No one Sacred Tomb is exactly like the other, all of them have a list of different magics or the same magics just in a different order.
