invader zim x jigglypuff (teh best ship)

fanfiction by ME

rated T 4 teen 4 suggestive scenes

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it was a normal day on the planet earth. zim had just gotten home from skool after another failed attempt of thwarting dib.

"GIR!1!1!" zim yelled to his robot companion. "dib did it again! (that beautiful asshole) but i won't fail again! for i have a brrilliant plan!"

"i liek mashed potatoeess!" gir replied enthusiastically.

down in zim's lab, zim was putting together the best (the best) weapon (so amazing you just won't believe it). zim had been werking on it for EVER but he was finally about to be finished (it will be the best believe it). "it's finished!" zim exclaimed triumphantly. "i finally finished my matter transporter-inator! with this, i can finally destroy that annoying dib by transporting him to an alternate universe, then i will destroy eArth!11!1"

The matter transporter-inator was in the shape of a cylinder. it had plenty of colorful buttons and had the stench of victory.

"i liek pretty buttons!" gir shouted as he leapt towards the matter transporter-inator.

"gir! noooo!11!" zim screamed.

everything went black. when zim woke up he was by himself in an unknown place. he got up and started looking around.

"stupid gir. now i have to find a way back to the other universe. what is this place anyway?"

"Jiggly"

zim swung around. "what was that?" he questioned himself. He followed the voice.

"Jiggly"

zim went through some nearby bushes and found the beautiful source of the voice. it was a strange creature singing the most glorious song.

"excuse me." zim started. "where are we-"

"jiiiiiigalllyyyy puuuuufff jiiiigallliiiiiyyyy puuuuuuufffff" the mysterious creature sang.

the song was haunting, but didn't affect zim for some reason. he inched towards the creature as it stopped singing.

"what is your name, beautiful creature?"

"jigglypuff!" it replied.

zim was confused, but strangely... turned on.

"where am i jigglypuff?" he asked.

"puff!"

"puff?" what a strange name for a planet. but then again, how strange can a planet be if it houses a being so beautiful?

suddenly all thoughts of dib were erased from zim's mind as jigglypuff began to sing their hymn once again.

time passed as zim longingly watched the jigglypuff sing is haunting melody over and over. before zim realized, he had aged and his bond with jigglypuff had grown strong. he felt like it was time to take it to the next level.

"jigglypuff... " zim started. "i don't know how to say this, so i'm just gonna say it. i love you. i've loved you since we first met. i don't know if you feel the same but i just can't ta-"

zim was cut off by a sudden, passionate kiss from jigglypuff. zim had waiting so long for this day. he returned their kiss, falling and landing on top of jigglypuff.

"jig-hah jigglypuff!" zim breathed in between kisses. "ma-maybe we should go somewhere more private."

"p-puff" jigglypuff replied while zim kissed them down their pudgy body.

2 years later

"puff-puff get back here!" zim shouted, chasing the pokemon-alien hybrid.

zim and jigglypuff had been together for a few years now, already expecting a second little jigglypuff on the way. things were going fantastic for zim.

"you know, i'm glad i was accidentally sent to this world." zim stated as he placed a kiss on his pregnant partner's cheek.

"puff!" jigglypuff replied.

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