Ten Years Time

By: Jessica R Vance

Summary: This is one of those things where a person predicts where everyone from Pokémon will be in a certain amount of time. ::nod nod::

Rating: G, how bad could something like this be?

Disclaimer: I don't own the characters, I just ::dramatic music:: CONTROL THEIR FUTURES! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

*Ten Years Time*

Ash came in 16th in the Pokémon League *every single time* he entered. He went off the deep end, paid Misty for her bike, and proposed to Pikachu.

Pikachu happily accepted Ash's proposal. They were married in May and the couple is awaiting their second litter of... er, offspring.

Misty ran over Ash with her new bike and sped off into a happy place, never to be heard from again! Yay!

Brock became a monk. He quotes, "If I was doomed to be single, I want an excuse!"

Tracey is wandering around Professor Oak's ranch, making obvious comments about the Pokémon and wondering where the Professor is.

Professor Oak is dead.

Jessie had a bad hair day. After going through Shock Therapy, she married James. She's expecting twins Janina and Jake.

James is still in shock from the fact that he's going to be a father. He's also wondering how he's going to explain all the dresses in his closet to his son.

Meowth spends his days filing his claws and telling Jessie and James what horrible parents they'll be.

Giovanni died of high blood pressure.

Butch got vocal surgery and now has a rich baritone voice. Yay!

Cassidy became obsessed with Butch after his surgery and is currently stalking him.

Delia Ketchum is pregnant with Mimie's child. Rare candy incident.

Mimie skipped the country. Too much responsibility.

The Astounding Mandy came out of the closet and is *also* stalking Butch.

Togepi found James in a bad mood one morning. Omelettes, anyone?

Mondo calmed down and married Duplica. They're the hosts of a show called "Tomorrow's Ditto."

Jessica R Vance never got married and spent her days making up stupid Pokémon lists.

JessicaVance@lovelornpoet.com