Their all HIGH ON CRACK!
A/N - Okay why I am writing this shall remain a mystery, but I feel like writing KH crack! Let's make some characters say random shit! Whoo! Just some crack with my fave pairings in KH, RikuXSora, LeonXCloud and AxelXRoxas.
Summary - The KH gang say some very peculiar things, especially when I'm the one controlling them! XD this ones good if you need you daily dose of KH crack
Warnings - course language, yaoi, crack, stupidity, OOC and well… just crap!
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So this is how Leon and Cloud spend their free time…
Both Leon and Cloud were currently standing back to back, weapons in hand. They decided to spar with a few friends that were willing, and needless to say their so called "friends" weren't going easy on them. And Leon really didn't like it!
"I don't know about you but I'm just about scared shitless of getting FUBAR." muttered Leon turning his head to Cloud.
Cloud frowned, "what's FUBAR?"
Leon turned back, "Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition."
(Oo yes Leon, I really did just make you say that!!)
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Sora can sing??… now this I gotta see…
Riku was bored.
Now normally when he hung out with Sora something interesting would happen, but not today.
"Sora, can we please do something other than just sit here." Riku was getting close to begging now, and he really didn't want to have to resort to that.
"…" Sora was silent.
Riku sighed heavily, "don't you have anything to say?"
"Just one." said Sora producing a CD player out of nowhere and pressing the play button, and he started to sing "Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me, Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me, Don't cha, don't cha…"
Riku raised an eyebrow, he never now Sora could sing.
"Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me, Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me, Don't cha, don't cha…"
Riku stoped the music and looked at Sora, a very visible smirk on his face, "So Sora, wanna head back to my place?"
The brunette nodded enthusiastically, "I thought you'd never ask."
(XD right on Sora! :gives thumbs up: oh yeah… they went back to Riku's and had totally hot sex and they lived happily ever after, THE END!)
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How Roxas puts up with Axel… is anyone's guess…
Roxas could swear his brain was going to explode any second. It was raining and he was stuck at home with Axel, now usually that wouldn't be bad but when you have to listen to a certain song it's enough to drive you insane!
I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
Roxas' eye twitched and he stood up and looked at the CD player playing the evil music. So Roxas did the only thing he could think of to save his sanity, he grabbed the player and threw it out a window he had opened. The music stopped and Roxas sighed with relief.
"Come on now Roxy, why did you have to do that?"
Roxas turned to Axel and glared, "I was about to go insane!" he yelled.
Axel stood in front of the window in the lounge room where he and Roxas where currently standing.
"Hey Roxas?" he said attempting to break the silence looming over them.
"What?" Roxas replied, standing behind Axel.
"It's raining, got it memorized?"
Roxas smacked his forehead, he didn't know how he put up with his Seme sometimes.
(Roxas the answer is obvious! All the hot sex you get from him!!)
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A/N - feel free to review this crack, :skips off to make the KH characters sound like their saying naughty things in the game: ja ne!
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