A/n : A Short Funny One-shot called Anyone for Pocky?

Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha...or pocky for that matter.

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"Damnit, Sango! Give me back that box!"

Sango smirked at the irritated Inuyasha. Taking another stick out, she nibbled on it and let out a sigh of satisfaction when finished.

Inuyasha growled. Those were his pocky sticks damnit and that stupid taijiya would not take them from him!

Eyeing his prey carefully, he made a move to make a grab for the box, but it was soon swiftly out of his sight.

He clenched his fists and growled, "Sango! That's my pocky! Give it back!"

Sango's smirk grew wider. She could have fun with this. "On one condition, Inuyasha."

"I'll do anything, just give me back the damn box!" Inuyasha said through gritted teeth.

"Anything? Hmm...imagine the possibilities..." Sango said, pretending to ponder.

Inuyasha began to show his fangs. "Sango..."

"All right, Inuyasha. Since you said anything, I'll hold you to your word," Sango replied. She then leant forward until her face was touching Inuyasha's.

Inuyasha's eyes grew wide. "Da-damnit, taijiya, what the hell do you think you're doing?"

Sango looked at him innocently. "Well, you did say anything."

Inuyasha tried to back up. "I didn't mean this kind of anything. I meant something normal!"

Sango just leaned forward even further, till once again, their faces were almost touching. "How is this not normal?" she asked, through lidded eyes.

Inuyasha swallowed hard. He had no clue as to what to do, but the further he tried to back, the more Sango followed him.

Suddenly, Inuyasha found his back up against a rock. Sango looked smug right then and said, "Now, Inu-kun, this won't hurt a bit."

Inuyasha squeezed his eyes shut, expecting the worse, but then felt the pleasant feeling of Sango's lips on his own. Before he could return the kiss, Sango had backed away with an angelic smile on her face.

Inuyasha pouted sourly. "That was a cheap shot, taijiya."

Sango tossed Inuyasha the box of pocky sticks, which Inuyasha caught instinctively. Inuyasha growled at Sango when he noticed only one pocky stick left.

"Oh, I'm so sorry. Why don't we share then?"

Inuyasha's lips curled up into a smirk. "Yes, why don't we?"

Sango grinned at him. Inuyasha's smirk grew larger, one thought only on his mind.

Payback time.

End.