I don'town spiderman or Marvel, they belong to MARVE. I DON'T make any profit out of this.

Working alongside Sareneththe6thbell.

Spiderman/Marvel – Minipool...scratch that

AU: Where Spiderman isn't raised with morals, yep you heard right, he's been raised by Deadpool. All you can say is...FUCK YEAH!

Speakers inside Deadpools head
White box
Yellow box
DEADPOOL'S OWN VOICE

Chapter 1

TACOS, ALL GLORIOUS TACOS!

Nothing beats glorious tacos.

"Oh, baby these are better then usual" Deadpool spoke through a mouthful of food as he made his way back to his comfy, quite, lonely home. Through a graveyard.

Did he say quite?

Yep, definitely quite and lonely!

"God dam it guys I'm eating here, and...where did all the tacos go?" Deadpool said questionably as he look in the empty tacos box he held that was once full. "Noooooo, the tacooosss are goonnee!"

You mean we ate them already, noooooooo!

Don't worry, let's go and get more.

Yes love that idea, and some balloon boob chicks in cute costumes, perhaps a cute nurse or maid.

"Then let's go guys the tacos and cute girls are waiting for us" Deadpool spoke happily before turning and was about to walk in the direction he came to steal...cough, buy more tacos and chicks.

When it started raining, meaning no tacos or eat them soaked.

"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!" Deadpool cried falling to his knees as he raised his hands into the air. "Why! Why are you crying all beloved sky! Haven't I done enough for you, is this payback for stealing Wolverine squeaky bone toy he runs around with especially when I throw it to the moon? Oh why...what's that?"

Quickly he pulled his gun out of its hoister, and pointed it towards the sound. There, above the angel gravestone were two eyes.

He blinked owlishly at the figure, as the figure did to him, while giggling. Looking closely, he noticed it was a child, who couldn't be any older than three.

He blinked again, nope the kid was still there. Sitting on the angels head copying what he was doing.

He's kinda cute isn't he...

Definitely...

Four words remarkably popped into his head.

I...MUST...CURRUPT...HIM