I do not own Warriors.

I've been really bored with my writing so I decided to get away from Dovewing and her kits and blah blah blah, badgers, blah blah blah, falling cats, blah blah blah, Bumblestripe drama. Why am I so focused on her? My first chapter will be with her but you're gonna like her change. I hope.

Welcome To Good Morning Warrior-Landia! I'm your host, cinderheart4life, and with us today is Dovewing! Good Morning Dovewing!

Yah, What's Up?

I hope you notice that you're a diva.

I'm a DIVA!? I am SO calling my lawyer!

Calm down.

Fine. But you gotta pay for my medicine Cat bills. Jayfeather is so pricey!

Okay. Who do you think is the prettiest cat in all the clans?

ME! DUH!

How is your Relationship working out with Bumblestripe?

Ah, well, I usually don't tell anyone this, but I got a crush on Lionblaze.

Really?

Yeah. So what? It's a free country!

Okay then. Why are you so important?

Because, I can hear like everything. Like, right now I can hear Bramblestar yelling at Berrynose.

If you had kits, what would you name them?

Dovekit, Wingkit, Dovewingkit...

Okay... Do you know Mistystar?

Yeah! Once I talked to her at a clan meeting. It was something about a flood, or a 's the difference?

Which one cat do you hate the most?

Cinderheart. Oh My Gosh, that she-cat is so dramatic. She's all like, 'Oh My gosh, I can't be with Lionblaze because he's so special, but I was like, reborn, so I'm special!' I wish she would have just gone with the first part of what she said, the 'I can't be with Lionblaze!' part.

Did you ever have a full fledged conversation with Tigerstar?

YEAH! Once when we were fighing I told him I was tired so we took a little waterbreak. Then he talked to me about stuff like how his early life was and that Yellowfang's father saved him from being killed and stuff like that.

Are you friends with Berrynose?

Starclan No! Once he stole my diary. It had personal stuff in there.

You have a diary?

Yeah it has skulls and fires and motorcycles on it.

Do you like music?

Why would I NOT? Pittbull is the best! DON'T STOP THE PARTY!

If you had five wishes, what would they be?

1. For Berrynose to fall into a deep pitt and die.

2. For Pittbull to play concerts for me.

3. Cinderheart to G.A.L: Get A Life.

4. Lionblaze to all of a sudden dump Cinderheart and crush her dreams so he could be with ME!

5. To have every cat worship me.

Can I call you Lovey Dovey?

What's wrong with you?

Bingo Wing?

I can't even look at you.

Fan Dove?

WHAT?

Dovey?

Whatever. You're annoying me. Must I remind you I have claws and I know how to use them?

Okay, you don't have to be so pushy. Okay, so Dovey, what's your favorite thing to do?

Planning Berrynose's mysterious death.

Okay... Well, anyway, that's all the time we have today!

GOODBYE! I Just want to say a few things. I hate you Berrynose, Cinderheart, you're a pest, and Goodnight Chicago! DON'T STOP THE PARTY!

Bye! We'll see you next time on Good Morning Warrior-Landia!

Okay, I hope you liked it. This is my first shot at one of these stories and I hope I did okay. I will be starting a new chapter soon! Do you want to have one on Bluestar, Tigerstar or both? Please answer!