Bouncing on stage comes the host of the club, Decepticon Aria-3 she lifts the microphone from the stand, her black and red paint shining from the spot lights, she turns to address the crowed, which you happen to be in, smiling, the host raises the microphone to her lips.

"Welcome to Three Speed night club! I'm Aria-3, and tonight, were going to have a rap battle, I have seven mechs lined up back stage, each one will take their turn in rapping to a simple beat, once their done, I need you to figure out who won, judging on how many of you-"

The femme roamed her hand over the crowed before continuing.

"Vote, I will put the winner into the next segment, and if there's anyone you'd like to see in a rap battle, talk with me after the show! Now, Screamer, dim the lights, lets start this stuff!"

The lights dimmed as promised, a raw groaned heard from backstage but no argument, with that the femmes optics locked with yours before she lifted the microphone...

[Verse 1: Aria-3]

Primus gave me wings

So I jumped up into the sky and took off in the night.

But by now your just tired of hearing how much better am I.

You know, I'm better and sly can't top my high score but you can try

Too quick for the human eye to detect I go zooming by

Tick-tick-tick-tick-Ah! guess who? It's Aria the high.

Aria the fly and I got my game extEME

all for when say they can beat ME

we'll let's see you try

Guess I Gatta downgrade cause ya frames only at twenty FIVE...

PRECENT. Not even halfway DECENT, so take a long deep vent

I'm leaving my indent in the publics eyes so when they see me fly by they know just who I am, so when you ask me just know that your wasting your breath, saying your better with no common sense no You ain't worth a dime thats why I say "frag it" go ahead and bet all your time.

But at the end well see whos Mr. 'Better then I'

You Don't like it? You can get scrapped, frag off little seeker and offline.

But they always bounce back like "hey! Give it another try!"

Glitch, back off cause you can't handle my-

SLAG

I'm not a bragger just I- like to show off my shit cause its just...wait who- who am-am I?

What kinda seeker would I be if I just sat back on my aft all day and night?

It dosent make sense if you think im lazy ill laugh in your face like, Hahahahahaha!

But my mind space is limited, there's no room for your speeches

That's why I forget sometimes, when you come back to challenge me like the last thousand times.

So how could I pass up a chance to make ya vents run on high and at the same time, make you lag back miles at time I'm in my prime can't frag with the queen of the sky's im the dark prince in the night the monster under your bed, yeah it's all done and said, so when your scared an don't know what to do, that means I'm coming to find YOU.

I may be a Decepticon but human music is my jam, I play it long enough to make the others bob their heads,

I'm not trying to draw attention but it always seeks me out, I'm like a magnet to metal they always seem to want me now.

Oh frag it...

im out of lines

I guess its Breakdown time...

BREAAAKDDOOOOWNNN!

[Verse 2: Breakdown]

Im a- menace villain, my fists are spinning their killin', that's why when you look ya hit the ceilin'.

Glitches think they be win in' I come back with new feelin' pop their back, come back with a stride. need some ice for your back glitch, am I hurting your pride?

I'm bad I'm the devil you can't handle the power the rawness every hour.

A million humans I'm killing a ton of blood I am spillin.

Do you think I care scrap? About some scrawny insects?

Do you even like these saps?

How could you possibly like the organics

Their all disgusting and like, Spanish.

Half the population is Hispanic, ain't no black kids to ex-span it.

But it's cool if you like um just don't too get attached. 'Cause sometimes I don't look where I'm walking like. YACK!

Documentation and lyrics I write and rap with confidence

I like to establish my dominance

Even if our faction is opposite

So if I have to kill humans just to get you to loose it,

Don't think twice man, ill do it!

You wanna know just how fast I can tare you to scrap? Leave you suffering wishing I would come back-

Just to end it cause the pain its to much, you're hating my touch, like being back handed by a wrench so hard ya fall in the trench. Yeah, y'all know who I'm talkin about!

Your all dense why is everyone so tense when I mention the hatchet? You know, Lets see if he can catch it.

FRAGGIN MEDIC. RAP IT!

RATCHET!

[Verse 3: Ratchet]

Do you really want to go there-

I'm not some make fun of play toy- NO!

Physically addicted, mentally conflicted. Between two realities I'm the horror your dreading, I'm at the place that your heading

Don't make me take my wrench out and beat that helm of yours into submission.

The other day I was walking and a mean glitch like you was talking, you wanna guess what then happened or are you clueless like zlitch?

I won't tell you what comes next, you'll just have to try and guess. But it's obvious by the size of those DENTS

If you don't know me then get the frag out man, You don't belong in my medbay look its just a scratch for frags sake

What did you do? Have a rough night with the tyrant who forgot to bring slave to slicken that HATCH you call a port, god damn, mech, that thing is a tunnel all black, no slack! Once your in you can't find your way back!

Yeah, that's a burn, gonna take it to spark? Im a medic I know how to re start your processor make you forget who you are, You'd be waking up, alt form as a fragin PORCHE!

I'm a medic Not a frantic, guna-holic but I demand it! if you test me just know that. Ill drop my shit and beat the slag outa you ya little GLITCH!

I may be old but I'm not slacking, not lacking like some people who can't even rap fast!

Now enough with you, breakdown, lets see who can take down, I'll hand this mic over to a mech who hasn't spoken but still knows how to play.

SOUNDWAVE!

[Verse 4: Soundwave]

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BD- He's not talking.

KO- of course not! He dosent talk! Soundwave hand the mic O-

Soundwave: powering on. Mode: rap boss. Beginning in three, two, one...

should be the one that goes slow, cause ya all down know-oh the way my voice go-ohs... NO!

Get a stopwatch, clock my flow

Hit the button on top watch the base drop

O O dot dot O, Yaowa

Never heard me speak? No, I guess that's just the way it goes.

I'm mysterious, my lines are dalerous, they make you unable to stand from the slag that in spraying.

What did you expect from a mech like me? I order respect! Bow down to me? I'm not craving power no, not listening to your non stop 'I'm good your not, I'm black,' just stop!

You think I'm a drone? Well I'm leaving you unexpected, I'm undetected, my emotions are always in check and

You can never tell what's behind my mask, but I'll always know who wants to stab me in the back, I'm not super man, but I'm as close as it gets.

You want to know what I'm thinking? Get a peak at what in planning? Well here's a little preview of the slag that's been waiting.

Cut cut cut cut! You think I'm fragged up yet? I have everything I'm a fragging ROYAL MECH.

Say something and get the dropper, just do it I dare you, I got the whole room stock frozen saying 'slow down I can't understand you!'

One on one, me and you, want to see just who your fighting against, I'll leave you wishing for death, I keep the kids on their toes and the mechs on their backs!

What's the best part? Yeah you know that its true, you didn't think I was stupid, did you? When it comes down to facts, there is one thing to know.

Soundwave: superior.

All you?: inferior.

Now lets hand it to the REAL medic who knows where to start, slow it down, or bring it fast, here we go.

KNOCKOUUUTT!

[Verse 5: Knockout]

Insane what they call me

Does the doom in my optics say it all? Well I'm sorry Mr. Porter, your notions correct, I'm obsessed with the torture, it makes my spike Erect.

I've got the best paint job out of all you saps but my hands are dirtier then half these mech!

Mute it, boys I don't want to hear, you can whine it, you can cry it, sorry but I can't-can't compute. Shutting down in Four...three..two...

I may be a medic, but unlike ratchet i can take down, pull out my saws, just stand there and mow down, my paint is red, his is orange, what kind of FRAGGIN mech walks around lookin' like a scrap heap, NOT ME!

Half my fangirls call me sexy, say my voice puts them in escta-SY

But something's wrong with me,

Blame it on the quantity of the porn I see on the main medbay screen...

[talking] no...no that's not porn lord Megatron! That's... Medical stuff...

[Rap] When I fix them up man, you think this slag is free? Like a game my help comes with a warranty!

How the frag are they gonna stop me from being who I was born to be. I may be a bit messed up but at least I'm not a drone! And I'm skilled enough on missions to find my way home.

Without a ground bridge! I don't need a fragging tour guide watching over my back, back off mech! Cut me some slack!

But honestly you belong to me, two choices, you can get along with me

Or sit your Autobot aft down right there in dormancy

If you don't fear me then you have to respect me. Glitches who never met me threaten me thinking I'm easy but its like, Coming to a sword fight against a machete, I'm an Austin Martian fragging sexy machine, that's why all you drafters can't handle me.

It's not a prophecy, no faulty, well partly, I buff my shit just to look sassy,

No I'm not gay, the hell are you thinking? This body right here is so award winning!

Alright. Alright, enough of this, IMMA hand the mic over to a 'fearless glitch' put your hands together, scream it out. Jaws agape, can't believe who's on.

MEGATROOOON!

[Verse 6: Megatron]

Let me slow it down so you all can understand me.

Message to all Decepticons, IN~COMING!

I'm the su...preme over...lord, I've come to break your... spark, and we all know your death is a beautiful form of... art.

I've been in battles made some... scars, but I'm invincible, killing me is like a boss on... Hard.

Why is it the only Autobot to raps been the medic here?

The others don't got the steel, as they burst into tears, turn on your Audios so this you can hear.

Come here little Autobots want to play a game? Once you leave here do you think you'll ever be the same?

People follow me because they like the path of destruction, running my show like a mass production,

The kind of spot light that leaves you unable to function.

Cameras on me as a strut my stuff.

Off lining 'bots with as little as a huff.

You leave a scratch, maybe a dent, need a break? I think you need to vent.

You look pretty banged up man, you want a test run? are you too weak to continue, fight until your done.

FOREFIT, wonder why You call retreat? Running back to your team cause I make your optics bleed? And we all know your just weak, its not that hard to see as you tuck tail between your knees, energon leaking as you flee.

We all know I'm the greatest-future ruler of cybertron. I want to know what level you think you can beat me on, chose wisely when you pick which side your on.

If there's one good Autobot, it has to be Jazz, that mech is like a mystery only Soundwave knows if he's on your back.

Speaking of which, I think he deserves a chance, come on saboteur, rap it fast, lets see who has the best beat because I'm not sure who has...

JAZZ!

[verse 7: Jazz]

Ya, ya, hand that shit over, I'm gonna take it down, hand over that crown, I'm unfound, my moves are like heaven on earth, don't need a cloaking device or a wide berth.

I'm undefeatable, unfazeable, unkillable, undefinable, undetainable, yeah, this mech right here? the one and only, both factions want me, I'm the best in the county.

Ninja bot is what they call me, my visor on, can't taunt me, can't haunt me, I got a frame built for sneakin' no I'm not afraid to peak in either.

If ya know what I mean...

Interface king, they all wanna get with me, I got the magic digits that can make Megatron drop on his knees.

Not that id want that, that slag is dope, even if he asked jazz-mech'd be like "NOPE"

Sorry I don't inferface with slag heaps yeah ya gave me a chance but this is all fair game so if I want to dis on'ya don't call me lame.

Calm down before you break out, take a breath and just shake down, ain't no fakes here now, jus' let ya body go~

I'm the amazing Jazz yeah, everyone say "FRAG YEAH" put ya hands up, my musics enhancing, leaves you all in a trance and, I wanna see ya dancin' music is my life, my harmony, my melody, so don't be afraid to just get loose, drop your body strait down too, once you get going, no need to be afraid, you'll see, now come here and dance right here beside me.

JAZZ OUT!

[Verse:8 Jack D]

What? No humans allowed?

Think I'm not good enough? Ha! Take a look at the crowed!

People say I'm the Sam Witwicky of transformers prime,

With all the reviews I'm getting, I'm feeling very much alive.

I was given the matrix of leadership.

And Sam had the cube that ruined his scholarship.

You see? Me and him? Best part of the show,

Yeah, I'll bet ten dollers you already know.

I might not fight in the war but I had a big part.

And I can't believe I wanted to leave at the start. I'm not the best rapper, I think Jazz wins that prize. But just by being up here, I can see the love in my fans eyes.

I feel like a superstar, I pra-

Knockout- off the stage organic, This is a TRANSFORMERS rap. TRANSFORMERS, are you made of metal?

Jack- well no... But, hey this isn't fair! Optimus!

Optimus- for once Knockout is right, this is a rap dedicated to the Transformers, I am sorry Jack.

Jack- aww, what? This is crap! Whatever.

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