~ Joey's and Rachel's. It is April of 2000. Rachel is sitting in the chair when Joey walks in with a death look on his face.

Rachel: Hey Joey.

Joey: Oh.

Rachel: (Turns around and see Joey's look on him.) What is wrong?

Joey: Oh it just you have dreams of having kids someday?

Rachel: Yeah

Joey: Well that gone for me now.

Rachel: (Looks stun.) Why?

Joey: I was at the doctor's. I have a very low sperm count.

Rachel: Oh Joey (Goes over to where he standing and hugs him).

Joey: I mean I never going to be a daddy. (Starts to cry).

(Opening credits)

~ Monica, Chandler, and Ross are now there with Rachel talking to Joey ~

Ross: Oh Buddy I so sorry.

Joey: You should be. You're already a father.

Monica: It going to be ok. You can always adopt with your wife.

Joey: Yeah, if I can meet a woman who just what to do adopt. Besides it will not be the same as if it came from me. (Joey thinks to himself.) Hey Monica you still have the number of the sperm bank you was looking at a few years back.

Chandler: Joey, I know they do a lot with health today. But only females can still get pregnant.

Joey: How dumb do you think I him. (They all stare at him). I might still have my sperm I donation there. I can just call up and see if they still have any of me left.

Monica: Ok, let me go get it. (She gets up and goes across the hallway).

Ross: Hey Joey what you going to ask them?

Joey: Well if they can keep my sperm I give them there for me. I mean when I married and my wife and I already we can use it.

Rachel: But do not give you hopes up.

Monica: (Walking back in with a piece of paper.) Here the number.

Joey: Thanks. (Grabs the piece of paper and walks with the phone into his bedroom.)

Ross: Ok this is crazy. Someone has to tell him they will not hold it for him.

Monica: You do it. (Points towards Ross.)

Ross: I do not want to tell him. You tell him Chandler. You are his best friend.

Chandler: No way. Rach you tell him. Just strip naked first to easy his pain.

Rachel: Looking. (Thinking). Even thru that might help him no. Oh I wish Pheobe were here right now.

Joey: (Walking out of his) Ok. I just need fine a wife, get married with in next two weeks and I set.

Ross: Huh? Why two weeks.

Joey: Because there is a seven year rule.

Chandler: What is the seven years rule?

Joey: If the sperm is not use in seven years, it is throw away. (They all look sad at him). The good news is it all still there. Now for the finding of the wife. (Looks at Monica). How you doing? (Chandler shakes his head). Oh that right. (Looks at Rach). So, how you doing?

Rachel: I not coming in second behind Monica. And besides this is not the answer.

Joey: Ok. Tell me what you would do if you were I?

(They all look at the ground) All: I do not now.

Joey: Ok, I going for a walk. Maybe I run into Pheobe. (He leaves, as the gang looks at him leave with a sad look)

Tell me what you think. I know I not the best speller. Chapter 2 coming soon.