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A/N: will be part of my story...later. MUCH later.....
The Snog Queen
"Hey Tarin! Guess what!" Kali exclaimed over the top of her letter at breakfast.

"Hey Kali! I don't know." Tarin replied, inspecting her toast.

"Eis is coming to visit over Christmas break!" Tarin dropped her toast. Unfortunately, it landed in her peppermint tea.

"Ice?" Interjected Fred, Kali's new boyfriend, while watching Tarin attempting to extract her now-soggy toast.

"No, Eis. E-I-S. Eis." Kali explained, still reading.

"Ice." He said, smiling and his fabulous ability to annoy.

"Sure, whatever." Tarin replied. "Kali, shut your little man's mouth, wouldja?" As she finished extracting all the little pieces from her cup.

"Gladly." Kali said, looking up and giving Fred a sound kiss before returning to her letter from Eis.

"So Tarin," Fred said, lighting on a new subject, "You snog anyone new lately?"

"Hmm...well, new is a relative term. What's new to you?" She said, now inspecting her tea. She decided to give it a chance and took a sip.

"Within the last week." He said, distractedly, for he found the fact that she was willing to drink the tea gross.

"Well, let's see." She said, after swallowing. "There's Draco and George, but everyone knows about them. Harry, Colin, Blaise, Seamus,...Dean and Jordan were yesterday...got my hands on Draco again this morning...just through with Harry, man that boy is good..."

"Anymore?" Fred asked, incredulously.

"None that I managed to catch their names..."She pushed her tea away and grabbed a new piece of toast.

"Tarin, you have no shame, do you?" Kali asked, refolding her rather long letter.

"Shame. Shame? What is this word of which you speak?" She said with a feigned air of surprise.

"Exactly! You'd snog any one of the male gender who presented himself to you." Kali said, as though this were a bad thing.

"What do you mean I would? I do!" She replied proudly.

"Right so if I just happened to present myself to you..."Fred retorted indolently.

"Mhmm. Right then. So next time a boy presents himself to me, maybe I should take him up on the offer?" Kali replied, now laughing, for Fred turned a beautiful shade of pink. "Oooo...I love you with green eyes..."

"See here you-" She silenced him with a chaste kiss.

"Let's just say we're even, 'k love?" standing, now that she was through with her letter, and wasn't hungry.

"No. I'm taller and you know it." He said standing.

Kali grabbed his hand and they left the Great Hall laughing.
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