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Me- ok I know this sounds strange but I just could't help myself. This is just too perfect not to post.

How to make Ryuga want to put you in a headlock

Steal his cape and pertend to inmitate every thing he does.

Ryuga-ARE YOU MOCKING ME?

Me-mabeeeeeeee

Call his head piece a tira (you might want to run like hell.

Ryuga-HOW DARE YOU!

Me-I dare!

Switch out his shapoo with pink hair die.

Ryuga- WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY HAIR?!

Me- how should I know crazy dragon man?

Tell the MFB gang that he is holing a party and animals are aloud. (make shure Tetsua hears this!)

Ryuga- GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE AND TETSUYA, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND GET YOUR FUCKING CRABS OFF OF ME!

Tetsuya- You sir are a mean crab!

Me- you got that rigth

In Public or infront of a large group of girls, slap him and yell PERVERT!

Me-PERVERT!

Girls- hey look that mans a pervert! Lets beat him up! *approaches Ryuga with anger*

Ryuga- ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!

Steal his final unit test right before he turns it in and put down random answers.

Ryuga-WHAT? HOW THE HELL DID I FAIL?

Teacher- well Ryuga, Thmos Jefferson did NOT write "I'm Sexy and I know it"

Me- yheh Ryuga! And 2+2 is NOT "Pinkie Pie is fucking hot!"

Hang his underwere on a flag pole (make shure to chose the ones with pink dragons!)

Kyoya-Hey Ryuga! Nice boxers! HAHAHAHAH

Ryuga- what are you talking about?

Kyoya-*points to flag pole*

Ryuga-WTF?!

Me- HAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAH

Put a kick me note on his back.

Me-*kicks him*

Ryuga-OW WHAT WAS THAT FOR?

Me- Ryuga, Ryuga, Ryuga….do you not know the best way to avoid people from kicking you is to NOT wear a kick me not on your back?

Ryuga- WHAT?!

Write a love note to Ryuga and singh it "from your cuddly bear, Tsubassa"

Ryuga-*blush* um I got your note….

Tsubassa-oh so you agree?

Ryuga- Um this is so sudden but I LOVE YOU TOO!

Tsubassa- what are you talking about? I sent you one to ask if we can battle in Sunday.

Ryuga-O.O

Me- oooooo rejected…..

Tell Ryuga Brittany Spears is in on the sidewalk and needs mouth to mouth.

Ryuga-*runs out of his house with a shower cap and towel on* WHERES BRITTANY?!

Random Old Lady-*STARTS HITTING Ryuga with her purse* YOU YOUNG WIPPERSNAPPERS HAVE NO SHAME!

Me- how true…

Any way I know people have done this before so that's why this is a proady so yheh….Enjoy!

Dragon Out