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Me- ok I know this sounds strange but I just could't help myself. This is just too perfect not to post.
How to make Ryuga want to put you in a headlock
Steal his cape and pertend to inmitate every thing he does.
Ryuga-ARE YOU MOCKING ME?
Me-mabeeeeeeee
Call his head piece a tira (you might want to run like hell.
Ryuga-HOW DARE YOU!
Me-I dare!
Switch out his shapoo with pink hair die.
Ryuga- WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY HAIR?!
Me- how should I know crazy dragon man?
Tell the MFB gang that he is holing a party and animals are aloud. (make shure Tetsua hears this!)
Ryuga- GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE AND TETSUYA, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND GET YOUR FUCKING CRABS OFF OF ME!
Tetsuya- You sir are a mean crab!
Me- you got that rigth
In Public or infront of a large group of girls, slap him and yell PERVERT!
Me-PERVERT!
Girls- hey look that mans a pervert! Lets beat him up! *approaches Ryuga with anger*
Ryuga- ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!
Steal his final unit test right before he turns it in and put down random answers.
Ryuga-WHAT? HOW THE HELL DID I FAIL?
Teacher- well Ryuga, Thmos Jefferson did NOT write "I'm Sexy and I know it"
Me- yheh Ryuga! And 2+2 is NOT "Pinkie Pie is fucking hot!"
Hang his underwere on a flag pole (make shure to chose the ones with pink dragons!)
Kyoya-Hey Ryuga! Nice boxers! HAHAHAHAH
Ryuga- what are you talking about?
Kyoya-*points to flag pole*
Ryuga-WTF?!
Me- HAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAH
Put a kick me note on his back.
Me-*kicks him*
Ryuga-OW WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
Me- Ryuga, Ryuga, Ryuga….do you not know the best way to avoid people from kicking you is to NOT wear a kick me not on your back?
Ryuga- WHAT?!
Write a love note to Ryuga and singh it "from your cuddly bear, Tsubassa"
Ryuga-*blush* um I got your note….
Tsubassa-oh so you agree?
Ryuga- Um this is so sudden but I LOVE YOU TOO!
Tsubassa- what are you talking about? I sent you one to ask if we can battle in Sunday.
Ryuga-O.O
Me- oooooo rejected…..
Tell Ryuga Brittany Spears is in on the sidewalk and needs mouth to mouth.
Ryuga-*runs out of his house with a shower cap and towel on* WHERES BRITTANY?!
Random Old Lady-*STARTS HITTING Ryuga with her purse* YOU YOUNG WIPPERSNAPPERS HAVE NO SHAME!
Me- how true…
Any way I know people have done this before so that's why this is a proady so yheh….Enjoy!
Dragon Out
