Okay so here's what you need to know 'bout the story. You're Alice. Alice Framer. The most fearsome pirate...hunter, ever to sail the seven seas.

What? Pirate Hunter? This Quiz already sucks. (Fine Ms.(Mr.)Negative, be that way) Okay, I will be. (I apologize these are the imaginary critics that follow me around everywhere, they will pop up randomly in the story...enjoy :))

Pirate Hunter? That sounds interesting. -----(I like this person better :P take that Negative Guy)

okay sooo...here's da story


"You want me to go after....who?" you, Alice Framer, asked.

"Jack Sparrow," the Commador repeated. (that's the jerk who tells people to do things, right?)

"That's what I thought you said," you said, standing up and walking around the Commador's office. "You want me to go after the most feared pirate ever to sail the seas?" You opened a fancy looking cabinet and took out a bottle of expensive looking wine. You popped the cork off and smelled it.

"That is correct. You are the best pirate hunter out there-"

"True mate, true," you interrupted. You chugged the wine down.

"Therefore," the Commadore continued sounding slightly agitated," I need you to go after the pirate that is causing the most trouble."

You took another bottle of wine,"I see, so how do you want him dead or alive?" you asked, than proceeded to empty that bottle.

"Either will do," he said, watching you in disgust," But I'll pay more if I get to see him suffer on the noose."

"So alive then," you started to leave, but stopped when the commador started running his mouth again.

"Ms. Framer, you sound quite confident, but I must warn you, you're not dealing with your average pirate. Jack Sparrow may seem like a crazy drunk, but he's a clever, crazy drunk."

"Don't worry, 'bout me mate, I can handle myself."

"But-"

"Fine if you insist I'll take two more bottles," You walked over to the cabinet and took out the bottles of wine," I see how much you appreciate this, your gratitude is very obivious," you turned to face him, he was glaring. "I'll just leave now," you said, smirking.

"You know, for a pirate hunter, you act a lot like a pirate," the commador said.

"To be a good pirate hunter, you have to get into the mind of a pirate, know their next move."

"Sparrow is very unpredictable."

"I can handle myself," you said through clenched teeth," Oh, and one more thing. You ever call me a pirate again, I'll shoot you dead, understood?"

He squinted his eyes and nodded," I've prepared a crew for-"

"I work alone," you said, and with two bottles of wine, you walked out the door.


oooooh, me think she don't like being called a piiiirate (Who are you?)

This is dumb (Well no one asked you!)

I like it (Have bottle of wine, luv.) :)


"She's dressed like a man!" "No! She's dressed like a pirate!" "It's Hideous!!" (sp?) The whispers of the people on the street were very loud, everyone stopped and stared as you strode down the street, wine in your hands, weapons on your hips, and a worn hat on your head. Ladies and Gents gasped at your 'improper' apparel. You just smirked. Finally getting off the streets, you headed towards your small ship, it could be controlled by one person. It has been your home for 2 years now...(let's not get into her tragic past juuuust yet.)

You untied the ropes and hopped on. "Now," you said to yourself," If I were a womanizing, rum loving pirate, where would I go?" You turned the wheel, and smiled as you found the answer," Tortuga."


What? That's it? DUUUUUMBBBBB!!!! (No it's not it! Just wait til the next chapter!...and you're dumb! :P) Wow, greeeaaat comeback, note the sarcasm.

I like this story so far! you're awesome I'm going to rate and send you a message!!! (Everyone, person is a good role model! You should all copy her!!!)

TorTUUUGA! TorTUUUGA! (dude...what?)

Okay, I shall write the next chapter soon! (Actually i shall write it right now, I'm bored and watching George Lopez puts me in a good mood :)) Pleeease Reveiw and tell me what you think!!!