Disclaimer: I own nothing. I don't own Harry Potter or The Philadelphia Story. I have $8 and a car, and that's about it.

Summary: Based on "The Philadelphia Story"; Ron and Hermione, once married, have broken up, but Ron wants her back. The presence of a new fiance, Draco Malfoy, and a reporter and photographer, Harry and Ginny, greatly complicate things.

Chapter 1: The Break Up

Hermione Granger Weasley watched from the door as her husband Ron angrily dragged his suitcases to the car outside. He started back to the house to pick up his most precious possession, his broomstick. Hermione smiled imperiously as she held up said possession with glee and broke it in half over her knee, throwing the two pieces of broomstick at him.

Ron was unable to form an intelligible sentence, merely sputtering in anger. He grabbed the two pieces of broomstick off the sidewalk, cradling them in his arms as his face grew redder. His mind was fixed on one thing: revenge.

He suddenly dropped the two pieces to the ground, surprising Hermione as he came up to her. He cocked back his fist, prepared to punch her for damaging his precious broom, before he realized he could never hit her. Instead, he placed his hand on her forehead, pushing her none too gently to the ground. Hermione, too surprised to respond, lay on the floor with her mouth wide open in amazement as her husband stalked away angrily.

Note: Sorry so short, but I didn't want to start the next part until Chapter 2, because it takes places 2 years later. Please Review!!! This is my first story, so I'd really like some feedback.