Bumper tried not to think about the muddy grass under his feet as he ran through the quad. Of all mornings, it had to rain that particular morning, didn't it?

"What the...?"

Ungracefully, he tripped over his feet as he attempted to hide behind a medium sized tree.

"What's wrong?" Damn. Another person was there too.

"I think... I think I just saw a naked guy."

"What! Where?"

Crap crap crap. Quickly, he tried to think of a way to get out of the situation without being seen. He had booked it butt naked across half the campus without getting caught, and now he was only a block away from his dorm. His safe haven. His clothes.

"There he is!" Oh no. He recognized that voice. Alice and the girls from the Barden Bellas snickered as they leaned out from one of Franklin Dorm's windows. One of the girls held a camcorder steady on him. "Hey Bumper! I hope you'll like having your butt and ruined reputation all over the internet!"

Screw it. Bumper couldn't afford to stay out in the nude any longer, he was pretty sure campus police would show up any minute.

"Go to hell Bellas!" He screamed as he full out sprinted into his dorm building. He was hoping luck would be on his side and give him an empty hallway, but that wasn't the case. As he galloped up the staircase and rushed through his floor's hallway he got a few "nice dude"-s and cat calls.

"Oh no. Oh no no no." He came to a halt in front of his room door. There was a sock on the knob. He knew his roommate was addicted to sex, but he hadn't considered the addiction to be so bad as to have one-noon stands in addition to the one-night stands. He felt bad for having to intrude, but who gave a damn, today just wasn't his day.

The two unsuspecting naked students jumped as an equally naked Bumper barged into the room. The two in bed stared at him in silent shock until the girl flipped her hair and purred, "mmmm, honey I didn't know this was going to be a three way."

"Uhm. Neither did I... but, I can make this work. 'Ey Bump, you wanna take the front while I take the back?"

Bumper didn't know what the look on his face was, but he was pretty sure it was a pretty disgusted one. "Sorry there Donald, I only came here for my clothes."

Wanting to get out of that situation, Bumper threw his shirt on backwards and pants on without boxers. He almost put socks on, but remembered how muddy his feet had gotten from the trek. He was going to have to wash it off in the bathroom.

"Oh, I'm sorry, are you gay?" The girl asked sounding slightly offended."Because I wouldn't mind watching the two of you get frisky together."

Bumper and Donald exchanged shocked faces.

"I... I can make this work!" Donald declared- mostly to comfort himself.

Without another second, Bumper was out the door. He couldn't believe that Donald was so desperate to sleep with this woman that he would even consider doing the nasty with Bumper. Then again, there were most likely hundreds of other odd things Donald has probably done to get a chick in bed with him. He had a different girl over everyday, sometimes two different chicks in the same day. Bumper noted that he would drag Donald to a sex addiction anonymous first thing tomorrow. However, at the moment, he had other matters to attend to.

The Bellas. Earlier, he had gone to the school's indoor pool to hang out and hit on girls. While he was in the shower, a Bella had snuck into the boy's locker room, stole his towel and pool bag, ran to the highest floor in the building, and threw his belongings into a nearby tree. He couldn't believe how this high school cliche was happening to him. He was finally a college freshman for crying out loud, he should be done with the running around school naked thing. He wasn't going to get revenge on the Bellas just yet, he would complain to the Treblemaker's leader later, but at the moment, he was focused on getting his bag back since it had his wallet and cellphone.

On his way to the tree, he could hear students gossiping about how there was a streaker on campus. Feeling paranoid, he made sure to dodge most of the surveillance cameras and the campus police. Finally, at the tree, he looked up, catching a glimpse of his bags. They were up a lot higher than he anticipated. He was pretty sure this tree had to be one of the biggest trees on campus. Those jerk face Bellas.

Following the next three hours, Bumper, who wasn't at all in great shape, attempted to climb the tree. He made little progress. Some students would pass by, offer help, or a ladder, however, his pride was too damaged for the day to allow anyone to help him. Thus he was sitting on a branch one fourth of the way up the tree, no where near his goal.

At the moment he was cursing out the Treblemaker's leader in his head. If it weren't for him, Bumper wouldn't even be in this situation. All Bumper had wanted to do was join the most prestigious and accomplished acapella college group, he did not anticipate an ex-lovers feud between the Treble's leader and the Bella's leader. Apparently two years ago, the break up was so bad that the Trebles and Bellas were still at each others throats, each member trying to sabotage the other from winning.

Ugh. It was seven now. He was hungry and he still didn't have his things.

"'Ey! 'Ey, Bumper!"

Oh, the universe really hated him today. Yet another pain in his butt. Bumper looked down to see his fully clothed roommate grinning up at him.

"What are you doing man? Don't tell me we scared you all the way up there."

Bumper rolled his eyes. "I'm just hanging out up here." He looked back down to see Donald at the base of the tree, gripping one of the sturdy lower branches. "Whoa! Whoa! What are you doing?"

Donald looked him in the eye causing Bumper to almost fall out of his branch. They had been roommates for approximately two weeks now, yet this was the first time they had ever looked each other in the eye. Donald's eyes gleamed with innocence, they were gorgeous. Bumper finally understood how Donald had gotten so many girls in bed, it was that damn smolder.

"I wanna hang out on the tree too. It looks nice up there."

"Well you know what, you shouldn't come up here, it isn't that nice, and oh, hey, you're up here. How are you?"

"You're such a liar. Trying to keep this nice view to yourself."

Bumper followed Donald's eyes towards the view of the campus. Since he had been fuming over climbing the tree he hadn't notice the view, even though they were only a fourth of the way up the tree.

"C'mon let's go higher!" Without waiting for an answer, Donald was already climbing up the tree like a monkey.

Bumper bit his lip as he gripped onto a branch. It had taken him three hours to get up to where he was now, there was no way he'd be able to keep up with Donald. From six branches up, Donald noticed the hesitance in his roommate. "Hey, do you need help?"

Bumper looked away, his pride was still strong. However, his stomach wasn't. It growled embarrassingly loud.

"Ha ha, is that an invitation to dinner?"

Donald's grin faded as Bumper remained silent. The two sat quietly as they watched the sun set, Donald from his high branch and Bumper from his lower one.

Bumper jumped when a bag fell onto his lap and a Donald onto his branch. Casually, Donald threw his arm around Bumper's shoulder. "C'mon baby bubble, I'll take you out some place nice, then you's and I's can head back to my room."

"Is that the line you use on all the girls?"

"Not just the girls." Donald winked.

For the first time that day, Bumper finally smiled. "You're shameless."

The two finally climbed off the tree and were on their way to some must-needed dinner.

"Donald, I'm taking you to a sex addiction anonymous tomorrow morning."

"Honey no!"

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Author's note:

Yup. So there is that. Just doing this for fun. It's been a while since the last time I've written a fanfiction. Hopefully my characters will round out more as I go.