Okay this is just a short little drabble/oneshot. Short, sweet and to the point. Different from some of the other stuff I've done. OOC and slightly AU. Meant for entertainment purposes only.
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An Orange Dilemma
Naruto was woken from his sleep by a large growl from his stomach. He rubbed the sleep from his eyes and rolled out of bed. He trudged out into his kitchen and made raman. He ate half of it before realizing that he was craving something else. Something he didn't have.
Oranges.
He showered and dressed and then headed down the street. He remembered seeing a fruit stand somewhere but he couldn't remember where it was. He wondered why he wanted a damn orange so much.
So he went from vendor to vendor in search of an elusive orange.
And then there it was. That one lonesome fruit stand.
"Hi, how are you?" Naruto asked being as polite as possible.
"Hi," said the worker. "I'm good. And yourself?"
"I was wondering if I could have three oranges please."
"Sure thing. How firm would you like them?" the boy said smiling.
"Huh?"
"How hard would you like it? Them, I mean. How firm you you like them?"
"Does it matter?" Naruto asked confused.
"Oh yes, different people have different ways they like it. Them. Different ways they like them." The man was not blushing from his second slip up but instead staring hungrily at Naruto.
"Oh, well as long as they are ripe and ready to eat I don't care. Maybe kind of soft."
"So you like it gentle?" the vendor asked.
"What is your problem?" Naruto asked feeling irritated.
"Nothing, nothing."
"If your sure."
He nodded. "My name is Sasuke."
"Naruto," he said shaking the outstreched hand.
"Can I have my oranges please?" Sasuke nodded and handed him his bag of oranges.
"Here's my number if you ever need a hug or a kiss." Naruto turned around after the boy named Sasuke winked at him.
'What a strange guy.'
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Naruto ate his orange and looked at the small slip of paper with Sasuke's number on it.
He was only half way through when his door bell rang.
"Yeah," he said. It took him a minute to register who was at his door. "Sasuke, what the hell..." he was cut off by strong lips.
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Sasuke rolled off Naruto and sighed. "Wow, who knew this would happen. Ha, and to think, all you wanted was oranges."
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Fin
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So if you didn't get it, Sasuke and Naruto were in Naruto's bed and you know the rest. I thought it was a cute thought.
Please tell me your thoughts on it.
Thanks.
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