(A/N: Ok, this story is pretty demented. My mom and I were playing a game where one of us would start a paragraph, and then fold the page over so just the last line of what you wrote was shown and the other person would have to continue. My mom and I did this for Zelda. Hehe. It won't make any sense. Trust me.)
Disclaimer: I do not own The Legend of Zelda. It would be cool if I did though. Hehe.
In the land of Hyrule, ruled by princess Zelda, there was a boy named Link. Link was obsessed with green. One day, he bought a green suit from Mrs. Hanger in the village. It fit him perfectly and he looked very handsome and dashing. Then, he painted his horse green, which grew a lot of attention. Finally he colored his house green with bomb plants. Then he went to see Princess Zelda, and she laughed so hard she died. Link had a potion and brought her back to life. She told him that he could save Hyrule if he changed his clothes back to green. He did. Then he went to Goron Mines and frees many monkeys and lizards. He got caught in the red spiders web only once, but used his boomerang to knock the elephant off its rocker, into the pool of snakes where a basket floated by and broke the web. That clever Link! He is such a dashing fellow! Link decided to go outside and get on Epona, and ride back to Zelda, looking stupid. That was day he forgot to rewind his clock and feed the chickens. Luckily, however, Mr. Dingbat in the village had an extra watch and Lucinda Tweddlebee had some chicken feed! All ends well in the land of Hyrule, where journeys are made, places are discovered, creatures are defeated, and all is done in the beautiful and practical color of...green.
The End!
(A/N: yeah...it's dumb. But who cares? Haha.)
