Shinigami's Angel (SA): Hello and welcome to my first published story,
fic, whatever the heck this thing from my brain is.
Quatre: I believe it's called a 'fic' here. *is looking at 'Fanfiction.Net' on her browser window*
SA: Does it look like I care? Why does everyone have to criticize my randomness?!?! I will have my revenge Winner!
All: 0_o;
SA: Anyways..
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing. I don't own many things. Don't bother suing me cuz all I have is about 3 dollars in pennies. Is that enough to buy Duo?
Duo: I feel. insulted.
SA: But it's all I have! Other than., wait, never mind. I lost my mind a while ago.
Wufei: Stupid onna. It's not as if you ever had one.
SA: *glares* That was the biggest mistake you ever made.
Trowa: I don't mean to be a nuisance, but shouldn't you be starting the fic now?
SA: At least you're polite, unlike Mr. Know-it-all Quatre..
Quatre: Hey!
What Would Heero do For a Klondike Bar?
SA: HEEEEEERO!!!!!!*is imitating Dorlain Relena¹* Want a Klondike Bar?!?!?! *waves it around in Heero's face*
Heero: ...
SA: Uh, Heero, you're supposed to say 'yes.'
Heero: Hn.
SA: You need speech therapy..
Heero: o_o *points gun at SA's head*
SA: *takes gun away and turns to readers* While Heero receives speech therapy, we'll continue with the other pilots.. *eats Heero's Klondike Bar*
What Would Duo do For a Klondike Bar?
SA: Duo! What'll you do for a Klondike Bar?
Duo: Blackmail ^-^
SA: *gets slightly nervous* Uh. What're you talking about?.....
Duo: *whispers something in SA's ear*
SA: Deafeat. *hands Duo the Klondike Bar*
Duo: *eats Klondike Bar like a starved, ravenous chipmunk* ^-^ Yummy
SA: -_-; I'm never taking you to a candy factory again..
Duo: But it was so much fun when- never mind.
SA: *is holding scalpel to Duo's stomach* You no talk about what happened there, or else Klondike Bar, and anything else in your abdomen, go good- bye. Now to the next.interview!
What Would Trowa do For a Klondike Bar?
SA: *runs up to Trowa* ^_^ Cut it with your Almighty Uni-bang²!!!!!
Trowa: '-_\\ Aren't I supposed to do something for it?
SA: Who cares! Cut it with your bang!!! ^_^
Trowa: *sigh* Might as well.. *slices Klondike Bar into many little pieces using his bang* ²
SA: YAY!!!!!!!!! *runs around in hyperactive cheerful manner, then hits a wall* Oww...
What Would Kitty Quatre do For a Klondike Bar?
SA: =^..^= Wanna Klondike Bar, Kitty?
Quatre: Why are you calling me Kitty when you're the one who's acting like a cat? I s this because I corrected you earlier?
SA: Mrrow! So what'll you do for it, Kumquat?
Quatre: -_-; you're really starting to aggravate me.
SA: = P *pounces on Quatre, deliberately pushing his temper over the edge in an effort to get back at him*
Quatre: 8 | *goes zero mode* STOP CALLING ME RANDOM NAMES AND GIVE ME THE GODDAMN KLONDIKE BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *is strangling SA*
SA: X-X *hands Quatre the Klondike Bar*
All other characters: O_O
Quatre: =^..^= *dunks Klondike Bar in tea & eats it*
Duo: That's just creepy..
SA: *is scared beyond all reason* ....
What Would Wu-bear Who's Not a Fuzzy Panda Bear In Poofy Pants Despite All Beliefs³ And Who Does Strange Things After Drinking Mountain Dew? Do For a Klondike Bar?
Wufei: And I suppose I deserved that unjust title?
SA: Yup.
Wu-bear: Damn onna.
SA: *musically* What would you do for a Klondike Bar? *end music-ness*
Wu-bear: -_-;
SA: Would you bark like a dog?
*~*~*~*Suddenly, Heero bursts in, back from speech therapy. The other Gundam characters scamble to try and find handcuffs, duct tape, and ear plugs.*~*~*~*
Heero: Barkarfwoof!Sugarsugarmusthavesugartcuzitsreallyyummyheysanicehairwhendidyou dyeitpurpleohmygodwufeiiloveyourpantsohwaityounameswubearnowisntitheyduodoyo uhaveanyblackmailtomakesagimmethyatklondkiebar....*continues motor-mouthing about anything and everything*
All: O_o *fall over and die*
~~~~~~~~Chapter One End~~~~~~~~
*Heero is heard in background*
SA: So when do you think he'll stop; talking?
Duo: Have you ever heard of cruel and unusual punishment?!?!?!
SA: No, what is it?
All: *headvault*
SA: No, really. I don't know.
All: *stare, then walk away slowly, then run like madmen*
SA: Who is widespread panic? And why do they keep following me?!?!
*silence*
SA: Anyways, please R & R. Suggestions will always be taken for the next victim- err, candidates.
As to the numbers occasionally placed throughout this chapter:
Dorlain Relena is a reference to Relena's personality at the time she was Relena Dorlain. Incredibly stupid. Trowa's alimighty unibang! You know, his hairstyle thingy.if you can truly call it a style. It's more of a statement. Nevermind, I have no idea what I'm talking about. Wu-bear is a nickname me and one of my friends came up with for Wufei. Don't know how, just did. So I had fun elaborating. Nice, ain't it? ^_^ If you've ever read 'The Reurn of Mountain Dew Man' you'll know what I'm talking about. Otherwise, you might be able to find it on anipike.com's Gundam Wing fanfiction listings. You'll have to search pretty hard, though.
Quatre: I believe it's called a 'fic' here. *is looking at 'Fanfiction.Net' on her browser window*
SA: Does it look like I care? Why does everyone have to criticize my randomness?!?! I will have my revenge Winner!
All: 0_o;
SA: Anyways..
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing. I don't own many things. Don't bother suing me cuz all I have is about 3 dollars in pennies. Is that enough to buy Duo?
Duo: I feel. insulted.
SA: But it's all I have! Other than., wait, never mind. I lost my mind a while ago.
Wufei: Stupid onna. It's not as if you ever had one.
SA: *glares* That was the biggest mistake you ever made.
Trowa: I don't mean to be a nuisance, but shouldn't you be starting the fic now?
SA: At least you're polite, unlike Mr. Know-it-all Quatre..
Quatre: Hey!
What Would Heero do For a Klondike Bar?
SA: HEEEEEERO!!!!!!*is imitating Dorlain Relena¹* Want a Klondike Bar?!?!?! *waves it around in Heero's face*
Heero: ...
SA: Uh, Heero, you're supposed to say 'yes.'
Heero: Hn.
SA: You need speech therapy..
Heero: o_o *points gun at SA's head*
SA: *takes gun away and turns to readers* While Heero receives speech therapy, we'll continue with the other pilots.. *eats Heero's Klondike Bar*
What Would Duo do For a Klondike Bar?
SA: Duo! What'll you do for a Klondike Bar?
Duo: Blackmail ^-^
SA: *gets slightly nervous* Uh. What're you talking about?.....
Duo: *whispers something in SA's ear*
SA: Deafeat. *hands Duo the Klondike Bar*
Duo: *eats Klondike Bar like a starved, ravenous chipmunk* ^-^ Yummy
SA: -_-; I'm never taking you to a candy factory again..
Duo: But it was so much fun when- never mind.
SA: *is holding scalpel to Duo's stomach* You no talk about what happened there, or else Klondike Bar, and anything else in your abdomen, go good- bye. Now to the next.interview!
What Would Trowa do For a Klondike Bar?
SA: *runs up to Trowa* ^_^ Cut it with your Almighty Uni-bang²!!!!!
Trowa: '-_\\ Aren't I supposed to do something for it?
SA: Who cares! Cut it with your bang!!! ^_^
Trowa: *sigh* Might as well.. *slices Klondike Bar into many little pieces using his bang* ²
SA: YAY!!!!!!!!! *runs around in hyperactive cheerful manner, then hits a wall* Oww...
What Would Kitty Quatre do For a Klondike Bar?
SA: =^..^= Wanna Klondike Bar, Kitty?
Quatre: Why are you calling me Kitty when you're the one who's acting like a cat? I s this because I corrected you earlier?
SA: Mrrow! So what'll you do for it, Kumquat?
Quatre: -_-; you're really starting to aggravate me.
SA: = P *pounces on Quatre, deliberately pushing his temper over the edge in an effort to get back at him*
Quatre: 8 | *goes zero mode* STOP CALLING ME RANDOM NAMES AND GIVE ME THE GODDAMN KLONDIKE BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *is strangling SA*
SA: X-X *hands Quatre the Klondike Bar*
All other characters: O_O
Quatre: =^..^= *dunks Klondike Bar in tea & eats it*
Duo: That's just creepy..
SA: *is scared beyond all reason* ....
What Would Wu-bear Who's Not a Fuzzy Panda Bear In Poofy Pants Despite All Beliefs³ And Who Does Strange Things After Drinking Mountain Dew? Do For a Klondike Bar?
Wufei: And I suppose I deserved that unjust title?
SA: Yup.
Wu-bear: Damn onna.
SA: *musically* What would you do for a Klondike Bar? *end music-ness*
Wu-bear: -_-;
SA: Would you bark like a dog?
*~*~*~*Suddenly, Heero bursts in, back from speech therapy. The other Gundam characters scamble to try and find handcuffs, duct tape, and ear plugs.*~*~*~*
Heero: Barkarfwoof!Sugarsugarmusthavesugartcuzitsreallyyummyheysanicehairwhendidyou dyeitpurpleohmygodwufeiiloveyourpantsohwaityounameswubearnowisntitheyduodoyo uhaveanyblackmailtomakesagimmethyatklondkiebar....*continues motor-mouthing about anything and everything*
All: O_o *fall over and die*
~~~~~~~~Chapter One End~~~~~~~~
*Heero is heard in background*
SA: So when do you think he'll stop; talking?
Duo: Have you ever heard of cruel and unusual punishment?!?!?!
SA: No, what is it?
All: *headvault*
SA: No, really. I don't know.
All: *stare, then walk away slowly, then run like madmen*
SA: Who is widespread panic? And why do they keep following me?!?!
*silence*
SA: Anyways, please R & R. Suggestions will always be taken for the next victim- err, candidates.
As to the numbers occasionally placed throughout this chapter:
Dorlain Relena is a reference to Relena's personality at the time she was Relena Dorlain. Incredibly stupid. Trowa's alimighty unibang! You know, his hairstyle thingy.if you can truly call it a style. It's more of a statement. Nevermind, I have no idea what I'm talking about. Wu-bear is a nickname me and one of my friends came up with for Wufei. Don't know how, just did. So I had fun elaborating. Nice, ain't it? ^_^ If you've ever read 'The Reurn of Mountain Dew Man' you'll know what I'm talking about. Otherwise, you might be able to find it on anipike.com's Gundam Wing fanfiction listings. You'll have to search pretty hard, though.
