Hiya! This is my....... well I don't know what number fic this is...exactly. But yeah! hehe
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Amber: Do I own HP People?, You may ask. Well I do actua--
Hermione: Not. She does not own me, Harry, Ron, or Malfoy.
J.K: I do.
Ron: I own the plot.
Amber:No! I own the plot!
Ron: Fine. I own Pigwidgeon
Harry: I own Ginny..hehe.. I MEAN MY BROOM! Yes my broom! not Ginny.
Draco: What do I own then? Oh yes. EVERYTHING!! muahahahahah
Amber: Okay Draco. You have OFFICIALLY gone mad.
Draco: Gone who?
Amber: Right then. ON WITH THE STORY!
Draco: GONE WHO?????
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Summary: As you know. Hermione can't fly.Even if she REALLY wanted to. What happens when she signs up for lessons, and has Draco as her instructor?!?! (FUNNY!)
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Hermione was in the Gryffindor Common Room. Sitting in a dark corner, by herself. She was watching everyone in the room. From that tiny corner, she had a perfect veiw of the whole room.
She saw Harry, Ron, Seamus, Dean, Fred, George, Oliver, Katie, Alicia, and Angelina. 'Must be talking about Quiddich' thought hermione 'Why don't I know anything about Quiddich?, Why did I have tochoose books over fun?'
"Because your Hermione!" Yelled Fred over at her.
'What? How did he know what I was thinking?'
"Because. There is a thing we like to call a Mind-reading Potion Hermione. I would have thought you knew all about that."
"Why would you think that I would know all about that?" Asked Hermione a bit offended.
"Well.......Because....You know everything.............But! Nothing about fun. None the less Quidich" He said while laughing.
Hermione had it up to here(the top of her head) with this. She HAS TO change. She got up, and stormed out of the Common Room. She had flung the portrait open so hard, that she almost fell off the hinges.
Hermione was now in the Great Hall. She had planned to go to the Library, but she thought that would be the obvious place. She was thinking of how she could change. To try and 'fit in'.
She was on her way out of the Hall, when she stopped in front of the Bulliten Board.
"Flying lessons" She read aloud.
"Hhhmmmm.... Maybe I can get Flying Lessons, and get my teacher to teach me about quiddich too....Hhhmmm..... OKAY!" She said as she sighned her name on the list. She out her house and year as well.
Hermione decided to go back up to the Common Room, hoping that the events from before were forgotten.
She walked up to the portrait.
"OH MY! IT'S YOU! Please don't hurt me!"
"Huh?" Asked Hermione a little Confused. "OH! So sorry about that. Chocolate Truffle" She walked into the brightly decorated room. She looked around and saw a few first and second years. 'They must have gone to bed' she thought
"No Hermione, we didn't" said Fred walking behind Hermione and grabbing her around the waist. (from behind)
"Ahh! Yo, DON'T do that" sai Hermione breaking free of his grasp. "And your starting to freak me out with this mind reading thing. I can't think freely anymore."
"I know! it's great isn't it!"
"Not for me it's not!" She said while walking up to her room.
She went into her room and hopped on her bed. She pulled the curtains around her bed, and sit in the middle. She took out her journal from under her Pillow, and began to add another entry..
Journal,
Hey. Today was another nerve wracking day. Everyone was talking about Quiddich, and I had no idea what they were going on about. Also, fred has this weird 'power' now. Everytime I'm around him, I can't think. Somehow he could hear what I was thinking. Weird. Anyway! back to the Quiddich thing. Well I have signed myslef up for Flying lessons. So this way I will be good at, or have something to do in my spare time. Other than read. Well it is getting late, so I will close out.
~Hermione
She placed it under her pillow and changed into her pajamas. Her Pajama pants were Black and had "WeIrD" Written all over them in red. Not all over but in a few places. Her shirt said "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" (A/N: hehe didn't think something that long would actually fit on a shirt, lol)
She slipped under the blankets, and drifted into a dreamless slepp.
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*I WAS going to stop there, but it seemed too short, and not enough of an entrance to the story.*
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Hermione woke up the next morning, feeling fully rested. 'Today is going to be a good one' she thought to herself, making sure Fred wasn't around to hear it and mess her day up.
She opened her curtains and came face to face with an owl.
"OH MY GODS!" she screamed, grabing her heart.
She took the letter it was holding, and gave it a snack. The the owl flew off.
Hermione lay back on her bed, and open the letter.
Ms.Granger,
Hello. You are to report to the Quiddich Pitch at 5:00 in the morning, and 9:00 in the evening everyday for your flying lessons. You are permitted to wear comfortable clothes that are easy to move around in. You lessons will start tonight. If you wish bring your own broom or use the schools. If you do not have a broom, and wish to get one. The school will gladly pay for it. Be on time Ms.Granger.
~ Madam Hooch
P.S: You will be taught by another student. I will pick Him/or her out. He/she will have very good experience in flying and such. G'day.
Hermione nodded to herself and folded the letter and placed it on her table. Shw got dressed and looked at her clock. '8:30 hhhmmm...' she thought. 'What to do today?' (A/N: The whole school has a while off from school because of the warnings about Voldemort. Some students were sent home, or taken home by their parents.)
She decided on listening to music. She took her portable cd player, and cd's. She walked into the Common room, and sat on one of the plush couches. She put her "Less Than Jake" cd in. She magicked it so it played, and she lay down and shut her eyes whil listening.
Every now and then Someone would stare at her oddly, or interupt her music time.
Lavender walked up to Hermione. "Move"
Hermione obviously could not hear her, scince her music was blasting.
Lavender ripped her headphones off. "I SAID move!"
Hermione was lost. "Uh...no"
"MOVE BITCH!"
"Why should I? Just because you said so? NO! I am not going to listen to a little self centered brat like yourself! So sod off!"
Lavender ran off crying to Seamus. 'She's got problems.'
"Yes. She does" said Fred from behind her.
"What did I tell you?"
"Tell who? Me? OH! Yes, me!"
Hermione just looked at him, and put her headphones back on. A few moments later she was interupted by Seamus.
"What is wrong with you?" He yelled at Hermione.
She took off her headphones. "What happened?"
"I said, what is wrong with you?"
"Nothing. I'm fine." said Hermione. She went to put her headphones back on when he started talking again.
"I MEANT Why did you have to be so mean to Lavender. She is upstairs crying."
"So?"
"EERRGGG" Was all he said before walking away.
Hermione went to put her music back on but realized the batteries died.
'I wonder what time it is' she thought.
"1:54!!!" yelled Fred over the crowd.
'Thanks'
"No Problem!!"
She went upstairs to her room. She put her cd player away. She decided she should find something to wear for later. She wasn't sure if she had any comfortable 'plain' clothes. Nor did she have a broom. She sure as hell didn't want to use the school ones either. You cant trust those things as far as you can fly 'em.
She decided on sneaking to Hogsmeade. She snuck into harry's room and borrowed his cloak and the Marauders Map (sp.?)
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She stepped in front of the statue, and muttered the password. She stepped through and walked down the long path and climbed the stairs. She finally reached the trap door that lead to hogsmeade. She slipped throug, un noticed, and began to venture the villiage.
She went to the new Muggle wear shop. She stepped inside, and was amazed at how many sets of clothing there was. The styles went from Goth to Prep, and Dressy to Plain. 'Plain! thats it!' she thought as she walked over to the section.
She finally decided on a pair of black bell sweat pants. At the top was a black red and white elastic band. She got a plain blu shirt, and a Mens short-sleeved button up shirt to wear on top. All in all she didn't care how it looke, she thought it was awesome. She also purchased other clothes for the next lessons.
She paid for them and went to the Quiddich store. She was amazed! there was so many interesting things in there. She had finally made her way to the broom part, but not before picking up a copy of "Quiddich through the Ages" for later reading.
She got the best broom there was. A Firebolt Double Extreme. It came fully equiped with broom care kit as well. She charged in on the school, then left the amazing store.
She was sitting on a bench outside Zonko's. She decided to quickly enter the joke shop. She slipped inside, and looked around. She exited about half an hour later with: 3 fake wands, 2 acid Parchments, 4 Tounge-Taffys, and 6 Skin changers. She was happy with her purchases.
'I wonder what time it is'
"6:28!!" Shouted Fred across the crowd.
'Man. He's everywhere!'
"Yes Hermione! That I am!!" he shouted again. He was getting many odd looks from the people, which caused hermione to laugh.
'Better get back then'
"Yes you should young lady! What do you think your doing here at a time like this? What am I doing here at a time like this?" Shouted Fred as He ran to catch up with Hermione.
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Hermione and Fred made it back to Hogwarts unseen. Hermione was now in her room changing into her new clothes. (The first pair mentioned) She wasn't to sure she was allowed to wear the clothes on school hours, but she didn't care. She looked at her watch " 7:30. Already? Better get down for Dinner.
She went to the Great Hall and sat next to Ginny, and across from Fred, who was next to Harry and George. Harry was next to Ron, Who was across from Colin. (Confusing eh? lol)
She finished her dinner and awaited for Dumbledores usual end of dinner anouncements. But they never came. So sheheaded up to her room. She looked at her alarm clock. "8:42. I should get going" she said to herself as she grabbed her broom, and watch.....
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Amber: OH MY GODS! my hands are in pain!
Hermione: Well they should be! you just wrote a long chapter!
Amber: Oh Yeah!
Draco: I't wasn't thaaat long.
J.K: I know. I have written way longer.
Amber: Then how come the 5th book isn't out yet?
J.K: I...I-I...
Amber, Draco, Harry, Hermione, Ron: WE THOUGHT SO!
Fred: Thought what? HOW COME I DIDN'T HEAR IT! oh no! The potion must be waring off! NOOOOO!!!
Hermione: HA! Now you can't go stalking me.
Fred: I'm not stalking you! Just messing with you. HAHAHAHAHA!
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Amber: Do I own HP People?, You may ask. Well I do actua--
Hermione: Not. She does not own me, Harry, Ron, or Malfoy.
J.K: I do.
Ron: I own the plot.
Amber:No! I own the plot!
Ron: Fine. I own Pigwidgeon
Harry: I own Ginny..hehe.. I MEAN MY BROOM! Yes my broom! not Ginny.
Draco: What do I own then? Oh yes. EVERYTHING!! muahahahahah
Amber: Okay Draco. You have OFFICIALLY gone mad.
Draco: Gone who?
Amber: Right then. ON WITH THE STORY!
Draco: GONE WHO?????
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Summary: As you know. Hermione can't fly.Even if she REALLY wanted to. What happens when she signs up for lessons, and has Draco as her instructor?!?! (FUNNY!)
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Hermione was in the Gryffindor Common Room. Sitting in a dark corner, by herself. She was watching everyone in the room. From that tiny corner, she had a perfect veiw of the whole room.
She saw Harry, Ron, Seamus, Dean, Fred, George, Oliver, Katie, Alicia, and Angelina. 'Must be talking about Quiddich' thought hermione 'Why don't I know anything about Quiddich?, Why did I have tochoose books over fun?'
"Because your Hermione!" Yelled Fred over at her.
'What? How did he know what I was thinking?'
"Because. There is a thing we like to call a Mind-reading Potion Hermione. I would have thought you knew all about that."
"Why would you think that I would know all about that?" Asked Hermione a bit offended.
"Well.......Because....You know everything.............But! Nothing about fun. None the less Quidich" He said while laughing.
Hermione had it up to here(the top of her head) with this. She HAS TO change. She got up, and stormed out of the Common Room. She had flung the portrait open so hard, that she almost fell off the hinges.
Hermione was now in the Great Hall. She had planned to go to the Library, but she thought that would be the obvious place. She was thinking of how she could change. To try and 'fit in'.
She was on her way out of the Hall, when she stopped in front of the Bulliten Board.
"Flying lessons" She read aloud.
"Hhhmmmm.... Maybe I can get Flying Lessons, and get my teacher to teach me about quiddich too....Hhhmmm..... OKAY!" She said as she sighned her name on the list. She out her house and year as well.
Hermione decided to go back up to the Common Room, hoping that the events from before were forgotten.
She walked up to the portrait.
"OH MY! IT'S YOU! Please don't hurt me!"
"Huh?" Asked Hermione a little Confused. "OH! So sorry about that. Chocolate Truffle" She walked into the brightly decorated room. She looked around and saw a few first and second years. 'They must have gone to bed' she thought
"No Hermione, we didn't" said Fred walking behind Hermione and grabbing her around the waist. (from behind)
"Ahh! Yo, DON'T do that" sai Hermione breaking free of his grasp. "And your starting to freak me out with this mind reading thing. I can't think freely anymore."
"I know! it's great isn't it!"
"Not for me it's not!" She said while walking up to her room.
She went into her room and hopped on her bed. She pulled the curtains around her bed, and sit in the middle. She took out her journal from under her Pillow, and began to add another entry..
Journal,
Hey. Today was another nerve wracking day. Everyone was talking about Quiddich, and I had no idea what they were going on about. Also, fred has this weird 'power' now. Everytime I'm around him, I can't think. Somehow he could hear what I was thinking. Weird. Anyway! back to the Quiddich thing. Well I have signed myslef up for Flying lessons. So this way I will be good at, or have something to do in my spare time. Other than read. Well it is getting late, so I will close out.
~Hermione
She placed it under her pillow and changed into her pajamas. Her Pajama pants were Black and had "WeIrD" Written all over them in red. Not all over but in a few places. Her shirt said "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" (A/N: hehe didn't think something that long would actually fit on a shirt, lol)
She slipped under the blankets, and drifted into a dreamless slepp.
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*I WAS going to stop there, but it seemed too short, and not enough of an entrance to the story.*
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Hermione woke up the next morning, feeling fully rested. 'Today is going to be a good one' she thought to herself, making sure Fred wasn't around to hear it and mess her day up.
She opened her curtains and came face to face with an owl.
"OH MY GODS!" she screamed, grabing her heart.
She took the letter it was holding, and gave it a snack. The the owl flew off.
Hermione lay back on her bed, and open the letter.
Ms.Granger,
Hello. You are to report to the Quiddich Pitch at 5:00 in the morning, and 9:00 in the evening everyday for your flying lessons. You are permitted to wear comfortable clothes that are easy to move around in. You lessons will start tonight. If you wish bring your own broom or use the schools. If you do not have a broom, and wish to get one. The school will gladly pay for it. Be on time Ms.Granger.
~ Madam Hooch
P.S: You will be taught by another student. I will pick Him/or her out. He/she will have very good experience in flying and such. G'day.
Hermione nodded to herself and folded the letter and placed it on her table. Shw got dressed and looked at her clock. '8:30 hhhmmm...' she thought. 'What to do today?' (A/N: The whole school has a while off from school because of the warnings about Voldemort. Some students were sent home, or taken home by their parents.)
She decided on listening to music. She took her portable cd player, and cd's. She walked into the Common room, and sat on one of the plush couches. She put her "Less Than Jake" cd in. She magicked it so it played, and she lay down and shut her eyes whil listening.
Every now and then Someone would stare at her oddly, or interupt her music time.
Lavender walked up to Hermione. "Move"
Hermione obviously could not hear her, scince her music was blasting.
Lavender ripped her headphones off. "I SAID move!"
Hermione was lost. "Uh...no"
"MOVE BITCH!"
"Why should I? Just because you said so? NO! I am not going to listen to a little self centered brat like yourself! So sod off!"
Lavender ran off crying to Seamus. 'She's got problems.'
"Yes. She does" said Fred from behind her.
"What did I tell you?"
"Tell who? Me? OH! Yes, me!"
Hermione just looked at him, and put her headphones back on. A few moments later she was interupted by Seamus.
"What is wrong with you?" He yelled at Hermione.
She took off her headphones. "What happened?"
"I said, what is wrong with you?"
"Nothing. I'm fine." said Hermione. She went to put her headphones back on when he started talking again.
"I MEANT Why did you have to be so mean to Lavender. She is upstairs crying."
"So?"
"EERRGGG" Was all he said before walking away.
Hermione went to put her music back on but realized the batteries died.
'I wonder what time it is' she thought.
"1:54!!!" yelled Fred over the crowd.
'Thanks'
"No Problem!!"
She went upstairs to her room. She put her cd player away. She decided she should find something to wear for later. She wasn't sure if she had any comfortable 'plain' clothes. Nor did she have a broom. She sure as hell didn't want to use the school ones either. You cant trust those things as far as you can fly 'em.
She decided on sneaking to Hogsmeade. She snuck into harry's room and borrowed his cloak and the Marauders Map (sp.?)
----------------------
She stepped in front of the statue, and muttered the password. She stepped through and walked down the long path and climbed the stairs. She finally reached the trap door that lead to hogsmeade. She slipped throug, un noticed, and began to venture the villiage.
She went to the new Muggle wear shop. She stepped inside, and was amazed at how many sets of clothing there was. The styles went from Goth to Prep, and Dressy to Plain. 'Plain! thats it!' she thought as she walked over to the section.
She finally decided on a pair of black bell sweat pants. At the top was a black red and white elastic band. She got a plain blu shirt, and a Mens short-sleeved button up shirt to wear on top. All in all she didn't care how it looke, she thought it was awesome. She also purchased other clothes for the next lessons.
She paid for them and went to the Quiddich store. She was amazed! there was so many interesting things in there. She had finally made her way to the broom part, but not before picking up a copy of "Quiddich through the Ages" for later reading.
She got the best broom there was. A Firebolt Double Extreme. It came fully equiped with broom care kit as well. She charged in on the school, then left the amazing store.
She was sitting on a bench outside Zonko's. She decided to quickly enter the joke shop. She slipped inside, and looked around. She exited about half an hour later with: 3 fake wands, 2 acid Parchments, 4 Tounge-Taffys, and 6 Skin changers. She was happy with her purchases.
'I wonder what time it is'
"6:28!!" Shouted Fred across the crowd.
'Man. He's everywhere!'
"Yes Hermione! That I am!!" he shouted again. He was getting many odd looks from the people, which caused hermione to laugh.
'Better get back then'
"Yes you should young lady! What do you think your doing here at a time like this? What am I doing here at a time like this?" Shouted Fred as He ran to catch up with Hermione.
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Hermione and Fred made it back to Hogwarts unseen. Hermione was now in her room changing into her new clothes. (The first pair mentioned) She wasn't to sure she was allowed to wear the clothes on school hours, but she didn't care. She looked at her watch " 7:30. Already? Better get down for Dinner.
She went to the Great Hall and sat next to Ginny, and across from Fred, who was next to Harry and George. Harry was next to Ron, Who was across from Colin. (Confusing eh? lol)
She finished her dinner and awaited for Dumbledores usual end of dinner anouncements. But they never came. So sheheaded up to her room. She looked at her alarm clock. "8:42. I should get going" she said to herself as she grabbed her broom, and watch.....
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Amber: OH MY GODS! my hands are in pain!
Hermione: Well they should be! you just wrote a long chapter!
Amber: Oh Yeah!
Draco: I't wasn't thaaat long.
J.K: I know. I have written way longer.
Amber: Then how come the 5th book isn't out yet?
J.K: I...I-I...
Amber, Draco, Harry, Hermione, Ron: WE THOUGHT SO!
Fred: Thought what? HOW COME I DIDN'T HEAR IT! oh no! The potion must be waring off! NOOOOO!!!
Hermione: HA! Now you can't go stalking me.
Fred: I'm not stalking you! Just messing with you. HAHAHAHAHA!
