Disclaimer: it is ALMOST true that I do not own the kenshin-gumi. I do not make any money off of them if that's what makes you corporate bastards shit yourself's over. But they do WHATEVER I want, because they are my slaves, I shall never free them. HAHAHA
Our scene opens in the trashed basement of the Makimachi home. A single navy colored couch sit old and torn up on the opposite wall. The two girls sit there almost glued to the very spot. The girl who's arm lay hanging over the end the couch is Makimachi Misao. She wore a green tank top sporting the saying "I smell like cheese", Her plaid skirt had too thigh high slits, her tiny legs cover in pulled up tube socks with 2 red lines near the top and her old trusty broken in converse all star sneakers, many little necklaces and chains dangle from her neck. The other girl Kamiya Kaoru lay upside down, her Brown corduroy skirt, sit propped up again the wall, and her tiny feet covered in her birchen stock sandals. Despite the heat, that she is used to she wears two shirts, the sleeves of the red undershirt rolled up her wrists slightly so the wrist bands and bracelets can be seen. The white short sleeve baseball shirt with dark blue rims around the neck line and sleeves has ".lost." on the front although it is hard to read when she is upside down. Here long black hair, that was usually kept out of her face by a hair clip with a big red star, lay dangling down at the floor swaying peacefully every time she move her head.
It is than the boredom kicks in, that Misao, lifts the sandal off of Kaoru right foot and starts sniffing it.

"Ooooooh weasel, what ARE you Doin?" Kaoru spurted lifting her head and neck to get a view of her best friend currently smelling her shoe.

" What does it look like I'm doing K, I'm trying to get ideas" she replied swiftly

" Oh" Kaoru returned satisfied and let her head drop back down giving into the wait and letting her hair fly around her. "So what's it sayin" she question hopefully finding something to do.

"Oh come on girly, we are the masters at finding fun things, on boring as hell days, like that time."

*flashback sequence*

A young Misao is seen standing barefoot on Kaoru's shoulders, her braid istwirled up on top of her to look like a turban, she is wearing a black tutu, she looks as if she could be 11ars old. Kaoru stand below trying to support her weight her pigtails have hints of purple and green in from there last boredom strike and the markers haven't completely washed out yet. Her dress was hot pink, it was a movie princess dress, stolen off a my size Barbie, but the length didn't quite work so she look elegant up to her muddy ankles, but she didn't, care. The young girl was finding something fun during the times of boredom.

As she finished setting up, bye putting blue stuff on each wing of the fan, she jumped down, from her friends shoulder to look up and admire her work. Kaoru walked over to the light switch.

"K, weasel, on the count." She said excitedly "All systems go" " engaged" Kaoru said as she flicked the switch, as she quickly moved back to the middle of the white room, to see the fan slowly spin to life.

As the fan started spinning faster, sputter's and blobs or all colors of blue rain down upon them soaking them in it's painty-good-ness.

The girl looked at each other with a grin before starting to dance around singing "ITS RAINING MEN.HALLELUJAH" of course they hadn't the slightest clue what the song was about, but they never cared.

Until, the door creaked open. Kaoru noticed it, and tried to stop the singing Misao , so she could analyze the situation. The Door flung open, startling Misao out of her cheerful-ness.

"Ugh.Jii-chan..ugh"

he look at the once white room in auw

"RETREAT" Kaoru screamed as they both made a dash toward to open window, throwing them selves out and running as fast as the could, towards the woods. Looking back to see misao's grandfather with his head stuck out the blue window, screaming "just a little R-E-S-P-E-C-T"

*END FLASHBACK*

So here they sit, immobile. A little taller and there voices a little bit more mature, but they are still the same trouble makers they always were.

"So how do my feet smell?" she asked, to kill time "did my birch's tell you anything interesting to do?" "Hmmm, they smell like, beach.You up for a surf?" she asked, not to sure if that was the right idea.

"Sure, I guess, hopefully there will be some cool people there." She said, flipping herself over the edge of the couch Kaoru straightened out her hair. "You need to change into a suit, I don't feel like going all out today, so ill just go, instead of the whole deal with the wet suit.

"You are already wearing you suit aren't you?" she asked casually.

"Uh-huh, now buddy you go and change" she said trying to get out quick"

"ESCUSE ME," misao tried to say in a Spanish maid type of way " You tink you be da only one prepared" she said smiling maniacally lifting up her plaid skirt showing her green, bikini bottom.

"rockin, lets get the hell outta here" giving misao the needed high five, and walked out the door.

IN the driveway sit the big purple dodge charger, two surf boards are strapped to the top. Kaoru easily unfastened the board while misao went into the back seat and picked up 4 towels. She handed two to Kaoru while she handed Misao her much loved surf board.

"OH GOERGE" she wailed while kissing her surf board. "HEY" Kaoru screamed hitting the board away from Misao's kisses. "SHE IS MINE BITCH," she wailed at the inanimate object. "DON'T WURRY BABEY" misao said coolly, "IVE Got enough Luv, to go round" they both laughed as they walked towards the woods behind their home that would lead them to the beach they were at most of their lives.

The girls skipped through the forest cheerfully, boards under there arms.

"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!" Kaoru abruptly yelled. "ME" Misao retorted "A TOASTER COULD KICK A MICROWAVES ASS, AND THAN MAKE IT EXPLODE"

Kaoru started laughing as she pushed her way through the brush

"a single broken down junkie microwave could mutilate any old school toaster"

"Hmmm, heheheeee, ya know, what rocks em both"

they looked at each other before saying in unison

"a toaster oven" they started laughing and giggling.

As Misao looked around the deserted beach, not a soul was there and the waves hadn't started coming down good, so she stuck her board into the sand and laid down a towel, waiting the wide with the bag she carried on her back. Kaoru did that same, smiling wide and happy the entire time.

"it is early, no one is here"

"that is gooooowd, we always have owned this place and always will." Misao jumped off her towel, and pulled her boom box out of her bag.

"any ideas for tunes?" she asked getting bored of sitting in one spot.

Kaoru pulled out a book with cd's in it.

"hmmmm, man or astroman?." She asked

" Yea, sure its good, that damn ocean music always makes me hafta piss",misao said shamelessly

"well weasel, no one is here you could find a nice little hole somewhere and open the faucet"

"let the water flow"

"ha hehe pour.the..heheh" kaoru couldn't finish her statement for she had broken down in fits of laughter as misao ran away to, well relieve herself.

"Excuse me KIDS" a very feminine yet cruel voice rang out "you are not animals, you should use bathrooms, if that word makes any sense to you dirty little girls, hohohohoho" Megumi laughed infamous fox ears atop her proportioned head.

Man or Astro-Man play loud making megumi's antics a little bit easier for kaoru to digest.

"Megumi-san, there aren't ANY human males here for you to show off you silicon too, but there are always seagulls here for your groping fakei pleasure, and there's always me and Misao, I didn't know YOU swung that way, but hey anything for a lovely plastic girl like you, Baby!"

Kaoru stuck her tongue of her mouth and while walking toward megumi hands out stretched towards her tongue flickering back in forth in a mocking sexual way. With each step Kaoru took toward Megumi, Megumi took a step back, until Kaoru spotted Misao behind her. A large grin appeared from ear to ear on kaoru's face as Misao came from behind Megumi with soaking wet hands and wrapped them around megumi neck splashing her face and body.

"OH MEGUMI, I over heard your conversation, and ran over here as soon as I heard, I didn't know you felt that way about us, I FEEL SO LOVED!

Megumi's face turned to one of disgust.

"You just came here, didn't finish your'e gross little chore, just.here.wet.hands.me.love" was all that managed to escape megumi's delicate lips.

"i.gotta..ta..go" she said as she ran off, to go shower somewhere.

As soon as she was out of sight, Kaoru and Misao started jumped around to the music playing swing and dancing in the sand.Misao gave Kaoru and high five as the plopped themselves back onto there towels.

"DIS CALLS FO A CELBRATION" cried kaoru in yet another wacky accent Misao pulled out a bag and a glass pipe.

"MOWIE WOWIE" Koaru explained!

"ABBA ZABBA" replied misao

"great googely moogely" exclaimed tanuki

"snootchie bootchies" misao said slyly "and out dear friend mr.prezident Charlie"

they started laughing insanely as they started syfing mr. president Charlie

little did they know the day ahead of them, if this much has come at only 1 pm.

To be continued.