Gabriella Montez needed a break.
(doing schoolwork)
Gabriella: There's just too much going on right now.
Taylor: Girl, you need to get out.
Gabriella: You're right…let's go somewhere.
Taylor: Oh, well my parents own this great little cottage up on the mountains…they said I could have some friends down there sometime!
Gabriella: Perfect…when should we go?
Taylor: This weekend…definitely.
So she took a little trip with her friends, expecting to have a relaxing weekend.
(in a car)
Sharpay: Is it just me, or does something smell?
Kelsey: Smells like dog poop.
(everyone checks the bottoms of their shoes)
Taylor: Oh, crap…literally.
But what she got was far from relaxing.
(still in the car)
Sharpay: Oh, shoot.
Gabriella: What?
Sharpay: We have no gas.
Gabriella: Oh…that's bad.
What she got was going to take a little bit of patients…
(Sharpay wobbling to the car with a carton of gas, in high heels)
Kelsey: You couldn't have left the heels at home?
Sharpay: Are you kidding me? I'm wearing pastel colors…when was the last time you tried to pull that off with sneekers?
Kelsey: Umm, never?!
And a lot of luck to get through.
(in the cabin, Sharpay walking out of a room with a terrified look)
Sharpay: Umm.
Gabriella: What?
Sharpay: I think there's a rodent in my bathtub.
(They walk in and see squirrel.)
All: AHHHH!
But however tough it can be…
Kelsey: I forgot my swimsuit, I'm gonna run to Walmart.
Sharpay: Oh, I'll come.
(Twenty minutes later, on the side of a dirt road, looking at a map)
Kelsey: Oh dear God, where are we?
They'll be sure to have fun.
Gabriella: Who wants to go swimming?
Taylor: Count me in.
Kelsey: Yeah, sure.
Sharpay: Cool, I'll go. Where's the pool?
Taylor: There's no pool, there's only a lake.
Sharpay: Eww, as in a lake with fish?
Gabriella: Yeah.
Sharpay: As in a lake with fish that poop in it?
Gabriella: No, as in the fish that don't poop.
Cottage Getaway.
Coming soon.
