Bad Touch Hetalia Parody:

"Bad Touch" From any character's POV, you choose!

Haha, well now, we call this the act of uniting. But there are several other very important differences between humans and countries that you should know about.

(( I'd appreciate Yaoi ))

Sweat baby, sweat baby

Sex is the love in war

You and I do the kind of things that only France would sing about!

So cuff your hands, forget your pants

And I bet I'll make you hot

Yes I'm hard, and yes I'm huge,

And yes, you really want these nuts!

You've had enough, of being a fan

You want it rough, I'll be the man

And make you smothered, oh so covered, like my french fries and big mac!

Just want more, do it on the floor,

Just like my pepsi, pour it on you and sip it up,

Tastes the best this way, dippin' scones along the way!

[Chorus]

You and me baby

Ain't nothin' but nations,

So let's do it, like they do it on the history station!

You and me baby

Ain't nothin' but nations,

So let's do it, like they do it on the history station!

[Chorus End]

Love, the kind you clean up with a towel and icecream

With the lust catergories of fangirls,

Japan understands our wantin'

So explicit, Cum in Paciffic,

Invade those vital regions!

But I got this notion,

from you motion, that your ocean, needs small cap advisory!

So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, too fine, you sunk my pervert ship

Please turn me on, I'm , and these petals need some lips!

So I'll touch yours, but suck on mine~

I'll shine, you'll just want me to burst~

German Doggie-Style, so just suck on my wurst!

[Chorus]

You and me baby

Ain't nothin' but nations,

So let's do it, like they do it on the history station!

You and me baby

Ain't nothin' but nations,

So let's do it, like they do it on the history station!

-Instrumental-

You and me baby

Ain't nothin' but nations,

So let's do it, like they do it on the history station!

You and me baby

Ain't nothin' but nations,

So let's do it, like they do it on the history station!

You and me baby

Ain't nothin' but nations,

So let's do it, like they do it on the history station!

You and me baby

Ain't nothin' but nations,

So let's do it, like they do it on the history station!