Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Homestuck characters in this fan-fiction. I do, however own any new Characters that are mentioned in this story.
Basically saying I own the new characters in this story. so no negative comments okay?
Also I know my grammer is bad...DEAL WITH IT!
P.S.: I'll give you a Hint...SA and PH are girls...AD and TU are boys. You're Welcome...
Enter Name ==
Your name is Joanna Osborn. You are a young teen girl who has Long Black hair and parted bangs. You wear the same pair of glasses you were given since age five. They are, pretty small and rounded, so they look too sophisticated for you. But at least you can see, Right? You love to wear the same Black Shirt with a Green slime symbol on the chest and a pair of jeans. You have a variety of interests. You like to program computers but suck at it. Some movies you like are the ones that other people think are stupid. Movies like Ghostbusters, Con Air, and Armageddon. you enjoy video games of all sorts. Your Pesterchum name is SillyAngler(SA), and you use blue as your text color. Today (March 16th) happens to be your 14th birthday, and you are excited on what is in store for you. Although you are not so sure you want to face your mom on this day, she made cake. Good-grief...can you ever get a break?! But other than that you feel you are in for a big surprise today. Or...at least you WERE until this morning.
So Basically, you were waiting a whole year to get the new Sburb Beta in your mail. Every day, camping by the mail box, waiting for something that will never come. The cold still haunts you...But as the one year of waiting past, nothing came. It's been another year since then. Coincidentally It was only the year before, that those four kids went missing after playing their copies of the game, and, that's when they stopped sending other copies. If only you remembered the names. Oh well. This morning, it was announced on the news, that the Sburb Beta, will not be sent out anymore, due to safety issues. You guess that's what you get for playing a game that alters reality. Still is a shame you never got to play it.
You decided to stop thinking about it and talk to your friends this always takes your mind off of things. Even if sometimes they get on your nerves sometimes. You don't really care. You sign in and see only one chum is online. Lets see how she is right now
- SillyAngler [SA] started pestering PegasusHero [PH] at 07:45 a.m. -
SA: Hey
PH: OH SHIT! You scared the crap outta me.
SA: Oops. Not What I was planing to do
PH: Wait...what?
SA: Never mind
SA: So, did you watch the news this morning?
PH: ...
PH: Let me ask you something before I answer.
PH: 2 things
PH: Are you seriously asking me that?
PH: And, did you use your BRAIN Before asking me that?!
SA: Oh ya, forgot, you don't watch the news.
SA: Derp
SA: Let me re-phrase my thinking.
SA: I'm really bummed out from what I heard on the news.
PH: Ok, much better.
PH: What did you hear?
SA: You remember the Sburb Beta?
PH: Ya
PH: What about it?
SA: They said they are not sending them out anymore.
PH: And this concerns me...why?
SA: Weren't you excited to play it?
PH: Me?! Pfft!
PH: Me and my sis were not gonna play that game at all
PH: We would just by it and show it off to others who didn't get the game
PH: Although, it makes no sense that they stopped sending out other copies
SA: It's because of those 4 kids
PH: The ones that went missing?!
SA: Ya
SA: Game editors found lots of safety issues and had to dis-continue the game
PH: Safety issues?
PH: From a Video Game?!
SA: According to GameBro Magazine, It's a game that 'Alters Reality'
PH: OH YA! I remember reading that artical
SA: So obviously the editors blame themselves for the the 4 missing kids
SA: They still haven't found them
PH: Hmm...do you remember their names
SA: No
SA: I was, sorta hoping you did
PH: Nope. No clue
SA: BUT...I DO know that they would be at Least 15 years old by now.
PH: Only a year behind?
PH: WOW!
SA: I know
SA: But it's too bad They haven't found them
PH: True
PH: But don't let it get you down, ok?
SA: Ya, ok.
SA: Thanks
PH: No problem
PH: See you around, Girl
SA: Ya, see you around.
- SillyAngler [SA] ceased pestering PegasusHero [PH] -
Surprisingly, PH was pretty helpful. So all is good, you guess. You look out your window and to your front yard. You see your tire swing on the tree and then look to the drive way. Your mom was out and would not be back until later in the afternoon. Of course she would leave while you were asleep, she always dose. Whatever, you then turn to the mailbox. The red-flippy-thing is up. You have no idea what it's called but who the fuck cares? Anyways, the thing is up, so there must be mail. You guess you can go see, what you got in the mail.
You leave the window and make your way to the door. You reach for the knob and pull the door open. Heading down the stairs, you notice some of your mom's stupid, and yet very small, fairy portraits. You despise looking at them, but have to deal with them every time you walk out of your room.
Deal with it, just keep walking.
You reach the living room. Awaiting there is the biggest present you have ever seen. OH BOY! You run up to the present and read the card attached:
Happy Birthday Joanna, I'm so proud of you. -Mom
You tear though the Wrapping paper and...OH HELL NO! Inside was The Biggest Fairy doll you had ever seen. A stupid Earth fairy to be exact. You just leave it on the floor and head for the front door. You'll clean up the mess later. Opening the door you stare out, cost is clear. You walk out to the mail box. Stopping for a moment to look at your front yard. It's glorious you think. Who the hell cares? You finally reach the mail box. Inside are three packages One red, one purple, and one green. More presents...YES! You grab them all and then lay them by the driveway. You look back in and you notice an envelope at the back. A bill? You reach for it and then stop suddenly. Something isn't right. You think something is strange about the envelope and you think you shouldn't grab it. After a few minutes, you snap out of it and just grab the envelope You then put it on one of the packages and head back to the house. at the front you put down the packages to close the door.
But, before you close the door, you stare out on the street again. Everything is quiet, and seems to be more peaceful than usual. The birds are not chirping at all, which is pretty strange. The windows of all houses are closed and dark. No one is awake. The Breeze is light and sweet. So sweet that as it passes thought the empty streets and the thick green trees, it almost sounds like a beautiful melody of a love song. The Blue sky is ever so clear and the sun shines shines brightly on your neighborhood. Although the weather is great, and mood is perfect something doesn't seem right. Why? It's because you have never seen a day like this before, never...
Your name is Joanna. Today Is your 14th birthday, and although everything seems great...you get the feeling, it's going to be a long day.
