"Man, that monster battle was algebraic, we beat the heck out of that thing!" exclaimed Finn to Jake as they were walking home.
"Yeah dude, we did awesome!" said Jake as they fist bumped. The recent monster battle they just had was long, so the two were pretty tired and very excited to get home to take a nice, long nap. But suddenly, they heard a scream come from the Ice Kingdom.
"Globbit! I wanna go home, but now we gotta save someone from Ice King YET AGAIN." said Finn unenthusiastically.
"Man, I hate that doofus. On the other hand, who's scream was that?" wondered Jake, as they ran to the Ice Kingdom. He was confused why it sounded so different. When Finn and Jake got to the Ice King's castle(which was where they both thought the conflict would be, just like always), Finn noticed something strange about the girl who was being held hostage by the Ice King. She was wearing clothes pretty similar to Finn's, as well as a similar hat(though hers was a bunny hat, while Finn's was a bear hat) and backpack. Finn was about as confused as Jake as to why her attire was almost the same as Finn's.
Is she human? thought Finn, as he and Jake approached the Ice King, who was strangely shouting "MARRY ME, MARRY ME!" to the girl, while the girl was shouting "NO!" over and over, with her back pinned against the wall in the back of the cage and a scared look on her face. Jake stretched his arm over to Ice King and punched him, knocking him straight onto the ground, while Finn ran up and starting punching and kicking him very violently, until he was nearly unable to move. Finn gave Jake a fist bump(cue the Adventure Time symbol) and ran over the the cage the girl has been in. Finn unlocked the cage and the girl ran forth and hugged him. Finn blushed. The girl said,
"Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you! I was so worried no one would come and help me out of that stupid jail, I have just fallen through a strange portal and -" the girl noticed how her clothing was similar to Finn's. She stared in confusion.
