Disclaimer: I've fallen behind on well many things…including the most recent BLEACH…not for lack of interest just…sighs who knows. My name is Sly not Kubo-sensei and I neither claim the rights nor own a single freaking thing.

A/N I just wanna say a few things 1) No I do not feel guilty for starting up another project when I have plenty of unfinished works screaming for my attention 2) I'm writing this at the request of another reader/writer 3) Dark, angsty, twisted, evil shit is not my style so that said expect weirdness, expect crack, expect humor, light angst/drama, expect errors, expect viewpoint switching 1st and 3rd …expect all things SLY…if this holds little to no appeal for you then please go elsewhere and do not return!

For: HollowIchigo-Ichigo (she wanted vamp!Shiro and by golly I will do my best to give it to her! It helps that she's helping me brainstorm/plot.)

Characters:

Key players: Shiro, Ichigo, Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, Renji, Szayel, Aizen, Bach, Hiyori, Kaname, Gin

Supporting roles/Cameos: Kira, Shuhei, Chad, Inoue, Rukia, Nel, Tatsuki, Kensei, Byakuya…TBA

Pairings: ShiroxIchigo, GrimmjowxUlquiorra, TBA

Warnings: AU, OOC-ness, modern!vamps, past-lives, shapeshifting, clichés, loose-plot, spelling, grammar, punctuation, etc…

Summary: They say if a vampire comes knocking at your door…whatever you do… don't under any circumstances invite them in. Of course when it comes to a modern day vamps…they don't need invitations...oh dear!

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VAMP-LOGUE (Shiro's POV)

Let me start off by telling you that this isn't your typical vampire story. My paler than pale skin doesn't sparkle and shine bright like diamonds, I'm not gonna keel over if I don't drink fresh blood and garlic has zero effect on me-in fact in one of my past lives(and believe me I've had tons!) I'd put garlic in almost every dish I consumed. So no again I must stress that this is not your typical vampire story though it does have your standard clichés-humans learning to coexist with vamps, humans falling in love with vamps and a hero who didn't ask to be a hero but was kind of destined to be one…yeah you know the drill.

Anyway let's get to it shall we?

TBC